Incorrect WWDITS

incorrect what we do in the shadows quotes (send in your own as well)

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Guillermo: You're giving me a sticker?

Nandor: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow"!

Guillermo: I'm not a preschooler.

Nandor: Fine, I'll take it back.

Guillermo: I earned this, back off!

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Nandor: Do not come over to my house.

Nandor: If the house is on fire you may knock once.

Nandor: If I do not answer, assume I set the fire and want to burn to death.

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While on the vampiric coucil:

Nandor: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.

Nadja: No, we are mad.

Nandor: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Nadja: No, we’re not!

Nandor: I am not a mind reader, Nadja!

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Nadja: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?

Nandor: Dorito’s cool ranch.

Nadja:

Nadja: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.

Nandor: Oh I love that song!

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Nandor: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM?!

Nandor: HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS!

Nandor: HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!

Nadja: It was just an ant, you stupid little donkey!

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Laszlo: What? I'm not aggressive!

Nandor: Last Tuesday you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my virgin.

Laszlo: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Guillermo: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Guillermo: This is the worst, this is the worst—

Laszlo & Nandor: *singing mamma mia unintelligibly*

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Laszlo: My gender is in a constant state of flux.

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Laszlo: Santa, obviously, 'cause you know I worship him.

Laszlo: No wait, I mean Satan.

Laszlo: I always get them confused.