I Mean Its Pretty Self -Explanatory

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*Wynonna being arrested and being put in the back of a police car*

Wynonna Earp: “Shotgun!”

Wynonna Earp: “Just kidding, I don’t have one.”

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Agent Lucado: “Who’s in charge here?”

Wynonna Earp: “Well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.”

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Waverly Earp: “Nicole, please keep an eye on Wynonna today. She’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get herself punched. “

Nicole Haught: “Sure, I’d love to see Wynonna get punched. “

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“If this is some sort of intervention, I’m not quitting whatever it is I’ve been doing. “

-Wynonna Earp

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Agent Dolls: “They’re white supremacists.”

Jeremy Chetri: “To be fair, they also hate gays and lesbians.”

Waverly Earp: “Then we must be their least favorite team ever.”

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Wynonna Earp: “Okay, but -”

Waverly Earp: “Gosh darn it, no police!”

Wynonna Earp: [stifled chuckle]

Waverly Earp: “This this isn't funny!”

Wynonna Earp: “You're gosh darn right it's not.”

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Waverly Earp: I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me they wouldn’t hate me.

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Doc Holliday: “The simple fact that you actually seem to give a crap is the reason I took interest in you to begin with. It’s the reason I trust you as an ally. Hell, it’s ... it’s why I trust you as a friend.”

Jeremy Chetri: “Are you dying?”

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Waverly Earp: “Usually I go over my notes with a system of different colored pens but it’s been pointed out to me that that’s you know, insane.”

Nicole Haught: “I said quirky.”

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Wynonna Earp: “Doc is a friend of mine. Take that, high school guidance counselor.”

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Episode 1x01-Purgatory

Wynonna Earp: “This is my worst birthday ever!”

Waverly Earp: “Why, cause of the curse?”

Wynonna Earp: “No, cause it’s a little humid.. yes because the curse!”

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Wynonna Earp: “I love you very much.”

Nicole Haught: “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

Waverly Earp: “She’s just trying to get in your head. Don’t listen to her.”

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Wynonna Earp: “I suck at apologies, so... unfuck you... or whatever.”

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Bobo Del Rey: “If you care about your sister, you’ll get in this car.”

Waverly Earp: “Which sister?”

Bobo Del Rey: “Willa”

Waverly Earp: *Walks away.*

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Waverly Earp: “When I was small-“

Nicole Haught: “Was?”

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Waverly Earp: *holding an antique bottle* “Is this whiskey or perfume?”

Wynonna Earp: *takes the bottle and chugs the whole thing*

Wynonna Earp: “It’s perfume. “

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Waverly Earp: “I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don’t want any judgement or criticism.”

Wynonna Earp: “And you came to me?”