#source: dynasty

[shyjusticewarrior]

Arthur: I've always said Merlin could be a cult leader.

[unicornblossom13]

I’m just saying, if I had a sister whose pregnancy could kill her, I’m not staying silent for very long. And someone is getting smacked for trying to keep it a secret.

[buttercupistough]

Buttercup: I am not gonna sit here and trade insults with you like we're twelve again.

Buttercup: Because first of all, we're not twelve, and second of all, I would win.

[beatlesdiscord]

George after fighting with Paul: okay, look, I'm not gonna sit here and trade insults with you like we're 12 again. because first of all, we're not 12

George: and second of all, I would win

[matchaxblossom]

Cherry: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? 
Adam: What’s up your ass this morning! 
Joe: *walks in* ...Hey. 
Adam: Hmm… nevermind.

Cherry:

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[incorrect-x-quotes]

Kid Omega: You're not gonna believe this. Actually, you will 'cause you expect the worst of me.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Tim: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Jason: What's up your ass this mornin?

Bernard: *Walks in, dishevelled* Hey.

Jason: Hmm. Never mind.

Dick: *Spits up his drink*