The heroes said what now??

Incorrect quotes involving Xenoblade Chronicles 3 heroes. Submissions are always open and all ships are allowed.

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Valdi: We have fun, don't we, Alexandria?

Alexandria: I've never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Ashera: If you're not crazy, I wouldn't miss this trip for the world. And if you are crazy at least I won't get bored.

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Isurd: Yesterday I overheard Valdi saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?", and Triton replying "Trust me.". I have never moved from one room to the other so quickly in my life.

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Gray: What does it cost me to make you disapear?

Eunie: Try 50 bucks.

Gray: Done.

Eunie: Didn't work, I'm still here.

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Triton: Would you be there for me if I was going through something- 

Segiri: No. 

Zeon: Nope. 

Ethel: Absolutely not. 

(Everyone laughs) 

Teach: I hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through. 

Triton: WOW 

Juniper: I hope it sucks? What the fuck? 

Ashera: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. 

Alexandra: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. 

(Everyone laughs) 

Cammuravi: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing I could have changed that outcome. 

(Everyone if pissing themselves laughing) 

Triton: Ohhhhh brother! 

(Everyone laughs) 

Triton: What the hell?! 

Segiri: Shit got real real quick. 

Triton: I was just asking if you would be there for me!

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Ashera: What the best way to get revenge on my enemies?

Fiona: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Ashera: . . . Alex how do I-

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Monica: "Ghondor, go put those Tasty Sausages back."

Ghondor: "YOU CAN'T ME DO ANYTHING!"

(submitted by @goomyiscute777 )

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Teach: Welcome to our realm, where disappointment is our currency and everyone is rich.

(submitted by @arcanemadman)

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Triton: "Are ye an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo-ho-ho' pirate?"

Valdi: "I'm an 'I'm not paying 60000G for Photoshop' pirate."

(submitted by @goomyiscute777)

[haunted-xander]

I made more haha

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Oh yeah I made these

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Alexandria: Triton, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one!

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Zeon: We left Triton and Valdi alone for two hours, and they dumped three pounds of sugar into the dryer trying to make cotton candy.

Cammuravi: Did it work?

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Ashera: What do you think is the best way to kill someone?

Fiona: Kindness.

Alexandria: If we're being stealthy, then potassium cyanide. Otherwise, anything from a knife to a bazooka works.

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Ashera: Time for bloodshed!

Isurd: Whose blood??

Ashera: Anyone's guess.

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Miyabi: Don’t bring ANYTHING to a knife fight! Don’t even go, everyone there has knives!