incorrect quotes from the 1998 young justice comic

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Kon:  Question. The cedar planks out back, are they being used for something, or are they up for grabs?

Bart: How do you know it's cedar?

Kon: Um, I bought a cologne once, in Japan, that's supposed to smell like the aftermath of a car crashing into a cedar tree.

Bart: Why would anyone wanna smell like that?

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Cassie: Remember when he dumped you? And you ate all those mall pretzels, and watched "Bridget Jones's Diary" every day for a year.

Tim: It wasn't a whole year, and I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.

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Tim: Are you hearing anything I'm saying?

Kon: Yes! Stay off your phone. Wait for the delivery man to drop off whatever. You can trust me!

Tim: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something -

Kon: Ugh, is this about those stupid Tomagotchi?

Tim: Actually it is.

Cassie: Okay guys -

Kon: You left me with six of them, Tim. Taking care of that many is like a full time job!

Tim: I left you with six adult Tamagachis in perfect health! And by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to like actively murder them in order for that to happen!

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Kon: I never saw myself living with someone

Tim: That makes total sense, considering nobody you dated ever expressed any interest in that.

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Cissie: Why would I know where your portfolio is?

Cassie: You were bedazzling it last night.

Cissie: Excuse me? I haven't bedazzled anything since last week!

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Bart: Face it, Cissie, you're just mad because I'm more mature than you.

Cissie: Mature? You're the only one on the team who still takes baths.

Bart: You try floating an aircraft carrier in the shower!

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Tim: Are you ready for your word, Bart?

Bart: Bart! B-A-A-R-T, Bart.

Tim: That isn't your word, that's your name. And you misspelled it.

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Bart: You don't have a plan?

Kon: No, my plan was to disagree with your plan.

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Tim: I want to make two of me so I can give myself a wedgie.

Kon: Why would you want to do that?

Tim: Because I want to see what it feels like, but I want to get it from someone I trust.

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Kon: I've got all these tied up T-shirts that I'm going to sell so people can throw them at Robin.

Bart: Wait, that's what we're doing? I thought we were going to tie dye them?

Kon: Look, Bart. People are really mad at him. Therefore, I'm increasing my riches by using my riches to gain more riches. You know what I'm saying?

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Kon: The thing is, I'm living a lie.

Tim: Just one? I'm living like 20

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Bart: *crying*

Cissie: Do you wanna talk about it?

Bart: No, I want to cry and play video games

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Kon, playing chess with Tim: I'm going to move the pointy one to -

Tim: Kon, what's this piece called?

Kon: I call him Dwight.

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Anita: We have a problem.

Bart: What, the fire?

Anita: No, the - what fire?

Bart: Nevermind, this sounds more interesting!

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Tim: Now let's say you haven't eaten for days and are in desperate need of a sandwhich. What do you do?

Kon: I walk into the kitchen and have Red Tornado make me a sandwhich.

Tim: Yes, okay. But Red Tornado's not here.

Bart: Where's Red Tornado?

Tim: It's not important where he is. He's gone. He's left the country.

Bart: He left the country? Why? Is he okay?

Tim: Yes, he's fine.

Kon: Well, if he's fine, I don't see why he couldn't make me a sandwhich.

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Tim: I'm the smartest, wisest person on this team

Cissie: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Tim: I paid for my Mars bar, I'm getting my Mars bar

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Anita: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Slobo: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Anita: Oh

Slobo: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that