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The Epic of Zektbach's fandom is fcking dead but Gijiri is still a snacc

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Malchut: I’ve got a question for you. What’s heavier, a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?

Malchut: That’s right, it’s a kilogram of steel. Because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Malchut, concerned: What do you mean????

Isago: They’re both a kilogram.

Malchut: …but steel’s heavier than feathers.

Isago: I know, but they’re both a kilogram.

Malchut: what.....

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Malchut, standing in front of a scale: It doesn’t prove anything, i– steel’s heavier than feathers!

Kukaru: I know, but, they’re both a kilogram, right? So they’re the same!

Malchut: But–but look at the size of that, that’s cheating!

Kukaru: They’re the same weight.

Malchut: …but steel’s heavier than feathers

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Malchut: Gijiri, tell them.

Gijiri: They’re right. They’re both a kilogram. What is it you don’t get?

Malchut: . . .

Isago: Malchut, are you alright?

Malchut: I don’t get it…

Kukaru: It’s alright.

Malchut, afraid: I don’t get it….

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Kukaru: how do you feel, Gijiri?

Gijiri: I do not.

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Nox: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Matin: I did. I broke it…

Nox: No. No, you didn’t. Kukaru?

Kukaru: Don’t look at me. Look at Gijiri.

Gijiri: What?! I didn’t break it.

Kukaru: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Gijiri: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Kukaru: Suspicious.

Gijiri: No, it’s not!

Lien: If it matters, probably not… Shamshir was the last one to use it.

Shamshir: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Lien: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Shamshir: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Lien!

Matin: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Nox.

Nox: No. Who broke it?

Gijiri: [whispering] Nox, Hannes has been awfully quiet…

Hannes: Really?!

Gijiri: Yeah, really!

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Nox: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

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Gijiri: did you hang out with Malchut last night?

Kukaru: yeah. Yeah, I did

Gijiri: oh! I love Malchut

Kukaru: ...you hate Malchut

Gijiri: YEAH NO SHIT, HONEY

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Sigma: Is there anything better than pussy? YES, a really good book.

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Aldila: doesn't violence only lead to more violence?

Shamshir: I know! it's a win-win!

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Nox: hey, Matin

Lucis: what-- wait, shit

Nox: yep, I knew it! it's her!

Lucis: no, it just sounded like you said Lucis--

Adhuk: hey, Matin

Lucis: what--- GODDAMNIT.

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you're doing the lord's work

someone had to (?

Lmao I'm glad people like the stuff I post <3

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Basically Gijiri’s backstory

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Kukaru should have cat ears. I don’t know why, he just should.

I wholeheartedly agree 

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wow someone else from this fandom god bless

I’m on my journey to bring memes to this fandom <3

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L’erisia: ...

L’erisia: ...Joah?

Lien: DO I LOOK LIKE---

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Rouven: *punches lyudmil*

Lyudmil: harder daddy

Rouven: what

Lyudmil: what

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Nox: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Hannes?

Hannes: No.

Matin: I do.

Nox: I know, Matin.

Matin: I’m sad.

Nox: I know, Matin.