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Citizen Z, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

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I hope no one minds if I live-tweet this bitch.

Citizen Z about the apocalypse 

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Citizen Z: Warren, what are you doing?

Warren: I'm killing someone, hold please.

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You know when I was 30, people used to wish I was dead to my face. Now that's respect.

Murphy

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Addy: You keep a list of everyone based on how good-looking they are?

Citizen Z: Yes, I do... number two.

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Murphy: 10K, your social skills aren't exactly "streets ahead." Know what I mean?

10K: I don't.

Warren: You're not alone in this case. Murphy, stop trying to coin the phrase "streets ahead."

Murphy: Trying? Coined and minted! Been there, coined that! "Streets ahead" is verbal... wildfire!

Addy: Does it just mean "cool," or is it supposed to be like, "miles ahead"?

Murphy: If you have to ask, you're streets behind.

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Now, Now, there will be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.

Citizen Z to Operation Bitemark

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Addy: Condoms?

Mack: We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.

Addy: And condoms are the way to do that?

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Murphy: Suppose we’re a divorced couple.

Serena: Okay.

Murphy: And I got custody of the kid, right? Now, suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.

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Hey, you don't get to talk to me like that! You are not Warren! And -Warren's not my mom!

10K

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I was never one to hold grudges, Warren. My father held grudges. I’ll always hate him for that.

Murphy (via incorrectznationquotes)

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Preacher Jacob: God Bless you!

Garnett: Not lately.

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Murphy: It's a cruel senseless waste. A young man taken from us in his prime, leaving us to pick up the pieces of our shattered lives, knowing that he's gone forever. So maybe we should have the rest of the week off, you know to cry, and grieve, and remember our dear friend... [points to 10k]

10k: Mack.

Murphy: Mack! Dear beautiful Mack!

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I don’t really know how boyfriends work, but I don’t think you have one any more.

10k to Addy, 2x02, White Light.

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Mack: In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit.

Addy: Can we not base our decisions on what does and doesn't happen in episodes of Scooby Doo god damn it!

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10k: How did we get the short straw?

Doc: It's not a short straw. It's a hot potato.

10K: Yeah, well, it looks pretty cold to me.

Doc: Cold or dead?.

10K: Survey says...

Doc: We can't both do the zinger.

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Okay so! I’ll be opening the Cards against humanity game in about an hour. We will be playing with the standard deck + the first expansion and a Z Nation themed expansion! Everyone is welcome to join but please keep spoilers to a minimum!

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I’ll see you in hell Murphy! I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL!

Addy as Warren drags her away, 2x02, White Light.