My Thoughts, Get Your Own

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Coochie hesitate

Coochie stammer

Coochie tool

Coochie jackhammer

Coochie Persephone

Coochie name

Coochie Stephanie

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Time

Silence.

Tick.

Silence.

Tock.

The clock on my wall.

The hallowing sound of the passage of time mocks me.

Tick.

One second gone.

Tock.

Another.

What could I be doing right now?

Why am I not doing it?

In a world full of deadlines and schedules,

why am I always so far behind?

Tick.

Deep breath in.

Tock.

Deep breath out.

“Do something!”, my brain begs.

Still, I remain static.

My mind buzzes like a bee in springtime.

From one idea to another but never quite lands on its mark.

Tomorrow I’ll have more time.

Tomorrow it will be completed. 

Except time is a human construct.

The bees do not care that it is April.

Only that they have enough warmth to make the flowers bloom.

So, how can I be as efficient as a bee?

The answer

Tick.

Lies in.

Tock.

The Silence.

-Just a super cringey poem I wrote in middle school-

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It’s crazy how fucked up my brain is.

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Piercings:

It’s amazing how such a small change in appearance can affect someone’s whole being.

Since getting my helix piercing I’ve felt more energized, more confident, and just better overall.

(Basically this hole in my ear makes me feel like a badass)

Last thing:

My piercing artist told me a cool fact about ears that I want to share:

Everyone’s ear is unique. No two people have the same shape or details.

My ears are just as special as my fingerprints and I think that’s beautiful.

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Hello!

This is where I put all my pointless thoughts that no one wants to hear about. Basically, this is going to be where I store all my “deep” (aka cringey) thoughts.

For example, my username: incredibly-dull

It combines two of my favorite things dry, self deprecating humor and oxymorons.