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Glitch: Want me a man like this Sneaker: hey Glitch: not you Sneaker: I'm literally the guy in the pic

Menta: "Hey Glitch, this may come as a shock to you but.. um..."

Menta: "I'm gay"

Glitch, grabbing the entire pot of coffee: "that's not a shock"

Glitch, picking up the phone: "Hello?"

Future Glitch: "This is you from the future, I don't have any time to explain!"

Glitch: "You don't?"

Future Glitch: "No." *hangs up*

Glitch: You ever want to talk about your emotions Shadow?

Shadow: ..no

Menta: I do!

Glitch: I know Menta.

Menta: I'm sad.

Glitch: I know Menta.

Glitch: This is what i’m greeted with when I join Japanese TF2 servers.

Sneaker: why the fuck are you joining japanese tf2 servers

Glitch: Now don’t hold me to this…but it may have something to do with the fact that I live in Japan.

Shadow, dropping a bucket on the table: This, is a bucket.

Glitch: Dear god..

Shadow: There’s more

Glitch: Nooooo...

Richard: and his leg was gone! Glitch: oh my god, his leg was gone

Vine

Wodahs: I saw you hinging out with Shadow yesterday!

Mimik: W-Wodahs, it's not what you thin-

Wodahs: I WONT HESITATE BITCH!!

*bang*

Nonny, opening the door: Omae was shinderu.

Richard: N-NANI?!

Boss : "And after that he goes 'I wish you were never born!' and that's why I don't go home for Thanksgiving anymore..."

Boss : " . . ."

Boss : "Anyways, I'll get a double cheeseburger"

Shadow : "I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life."

Menta : "I know this, and I love you."

Did I say that?