[springfieldusa]

[justinpie]

holy shit marge

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[alivingfandoomreference]

I have no luck right now. Halp.

[galaxypokemon06]

Why does this have so many notes

[adoringhorrorborn]

because its not one of your posts.

[ana-logical]

Roger is precious to me.

[kurapiki]

In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

[firebirdscratches]

yeeten?

[thisiswhymomworries]

YOOT

[6lacksoul]

[kaijuno]

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

[kaijuno]

I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”

[ostrichfarmingforbeginners]

Her (2013 dir. Spike Jonze)

[eclipsedefflorescence]

So this is how we all die alone, encased in our commodified bubbles of technological alienation. Honestly posts like this make me naseaus and my skin crawl.

[kaijuno]

then don’t fuckin comment lol go outside and fuck a tree or w/e

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

5-hit fucking combo right here

[sealedbeastnue]

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

[beangeneboy]

The final boss

[stray-suh-nur]

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

[sealedbeastnue]

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

[pompkinsoups]

Oh my god I asked for a charger and homie comes over, dick out, balls hangin all up close to gimme an iPhone 5 cord

[pompkinsoups]

I FORGOT TO MENTION I WAS AT A NUDE FIGURE DRAWING CLASS

[fragiletearsandtinywings]

i arrive at the drawing class

homie: here charger: given dick: out

[notebookcola]

I kindly thank him for the charger and continue drawing

[ruinedchildhood]

[okaymad]

[stcyan-deactivated20200202]

[noyesnoyesyesno]

Anal eyes analyze anal lies

[yyunglame]

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

Solidarity 😌

[gunshyghosts]

Someone stop this man

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

im in love with the concept of Las Vegas like i know in reality theres a lot of things shitty and bad about it but im in love with the idea of a capital of debauchery existing in a blisteringly hot desert 2 hours away from a nuclear weapon test site. it’s so bizarre and horrific and tacky i can’t help but loving the idea of it

[catbountry]

It’s so American.

[staraptor]

im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations

[cheesethesecond]