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hello, roleplayers, look at your planet, now back to me, now back at your planet, now back to me. sadly, your planet isn’t ruled by the galra, but if you pledged your undying loyalty to us, you could act as extension of our empire. look down, back up, where are you? you’re on a galra cruiser with the man your planet could be ruled by. what’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a declaration of all the people we’ve captured. look again, the declaration is now a peace treaty. anything is possible when you’re part of the Galran Empire. i’m on a kaltenecker.
Indie Haggar of DreamWorks’ Voltron Legendary Defender as written by Xan.
hello, roleplayers, look at your planet, now back to me, now back at your planet, now back to me. sadly, your planet isn’t ruled by the galra, but if you pledged your undying loyalty to us, you could act as extension of our empire. look down, back up, where are you? you’re on a galra cruiser with the man your planet could be ruled by. what’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a declaration of all the people we’ve captured. look again, the declaration is now a peace treaty. anything is possible when you’re part of the Galran Empire. i’m on a kaltenecker.
Indie Haggar of DreamWorks’ Voltron Legendary Defender as written by Xan.
twenty followers i’d like to know better.
tagged @freedomsought ( technically??? bc Shiro’s smackable butt??? )
tagging: fidk. whoever hasn’t done this but wants to?? go for it??
001. ) name / nickname : xanny, xan, satan
002. ) gender : yes
003. ) star sign : gemini-cancer cusp
004. ) height : 5′6"
005. ) hogwarts house : slytherin
006. ) favourite animal : wolves
007. ) hours of sleep : 4 - 6 hours usually
008. ) dogs or cats : yes
009. ) number of blankets : 1 blanket, but I usually throw half of it off at night.
010. ) dream trip : germany and romania.
011. ) dream job : nurse!
012. ) time : 10:59pm
013. ) birthday : 6 . 23
014. ) favourite bands : fucking. chiodos, the used, a day to remember, uhhh… a lot more that i can’t think of rn.
015. ) favourite solo artists : too many to list. just ask me later if you’re curious, friendos.
016. ) song stuck in my head : ryder or riot - ken ashcorp
017. ) last movie i watched : nightmare before christmas
018. ) last show i watched : blue exorcist
019. ) when did i create my blog : 10 / 17 2017.
020. ) what do i post / reblog : rp responses / memes / ooc ( though i usually delete most of those after awhile ).
021. ) last thing i googled : apartment bs.
022. ) other blogs : impxriium / herexndgone / doubletheefficency ( though i’m rarely on the last two these days ).
023. ) do i get asks : yES SOBS,,,, there’s like, 15 sitting in my inbox right now. i’ve just been too stressed to concentrate enough to reply. i’m gonna do a few a day and queue them up, i think.
024. ) why i chose my url : unfortunately i don’t have this long and thoughtful reasoning behind my url. it’s just as simple as the fact it’s the first word that comes to mind when i think of shiro. he’s got an indomitable spirit imo, so it suits him.
025. ) following : 77
026. ) followers : 155
027. ) lucky number : 4327 - there's a long story behind this.
028. ) favourite instrument : i don't really have a favorite, but i used to play the flute, violin and clarinet back in middle / high school.
029. ) what am i wearing : dark blue shirt and jeans. very comfortable tbh.
030. ) this is not the question you're looking for.
031. ) nationality : born in the us, but i'm german/ russian.
032. ) favourite song : i enjoy way too many songs to have a favorite. pls don't make me choose between them--
033. ) last book i read : the last herald-mage trilogy.
034. ) top three fictional universes i’d like to join : red vs blue ( wink'hellooooofelix'wink ), castlevania and a universe of my own creation: hellian.
[kicks his chair leg] Hey, move. You're in my spot.
“ – huh. Would you look at that.. Your name isn’t written anywhere on this chair. ”
...Did you buy this instead of cooking?
“ … Is… is there something wrong with it? I can try again, but it’ll take ATLEAST an hour. “
👀 Airhorn or Kazoo?
eye emoji bs + question meme - accepting.
“ Airhorn by far. This one time, back when I was in Garrison, Iverson was giving Keith an unnecessarily hard time because he missed a day – ( he was sick because he was pushing himself too hard the week before ) – so Matt and I joined forces to dish out a little karma in turn. See? Iverson is an avid fan of classical music and often listened to it inbetween lessons. Same time, every day. Before that, he always leaves for lunch in the mess hall. Twenty minutes. So anyway, Matt and I sneak into his office one day and change his entire playlist to cover songs. All complete with airhorn sound effects. Matt found a way to turn the volume all the way up and hid the display for it. We snuck out and – well – the rest is history. He went deaf for six hours, but it was totally worth it. He never found out who did it either. “
👀 is this the krusty krab?
eye emoji bs + question meme – accepting.
A-are they serious right now? Is this a legitimate question? How on earth did they get this secure channel? Oh-fucking-well: he’s never been one to miss an opportunity.
“ – No. This is Patrick. ”
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❝ And here I thought I was going to be the last guest to arrive. ❞ ❝ You’re welcome to do the same, should it please you. ❞ ❝ There’s no one other I’d want to have alongside me to protect this great city of ours. ❞ ❝ Try not to rob me blind again. ❞ ❝ Stay out of my kitchen! ❞ ❝ Drink up and be merry! Life is for the living. ❞ ❝ Who knows? I could be dead tomorrow. ❞ ❝ You really knocked them dead last night. ❞ ❝ Good to let the beast out every once in awhile, eh, old friend? ❞ ❝ I’m still not sure as to what we’re supposed to be celebrating here. ❞ ❝ I have some work to finish, but I’ll meet you at breakfast. ❞ ❝ He’s dead now. Which makes me in charge, so you better listen up good, buck-o. ❞ ❝ In case you haven’t been paying attention, there’s been a bit of a killin’. ❞ ❝ A likely story. That I happen to believe completely. ❞ ❝ You’re off the hook, for now. ❞ ❝ Here’s my badge. Asshole. ❞ ❝ Each one of them died. Each death, more tragic than the last. ❞ ❝ A few of them even died in ironically hilarious ways. ❞ ❝ What the hell happened here? ❞ ❝ There’s been a murder. ❞ ❝ I’ll help you. I’ll tell you what happened. ❞ ❝ Oh - I need to pay people to be my friends. ❞ ❝ Oopsie, poopsie. I can’t hold my booze. ❞ ❝ Oh no! I’m falling! I’m dead. ❞ ❝ Now, I warn you: what you’re about to see is not for the faint of heart. ❞ ❝ I’m so sorry you had to see this! ❞ ❝ I might look like a sweet and innocent man/woman, but some people with short lifespans might think otherwise. ❞ ❝ I lost my temper and it wasn’t right. ❞ ❝ I know I’m supposed to be a leader in this scenario, but I can’t help but to feel lost.❞ ❝ I don’t have any answers right now. ❞ ❝ I just need to be alone. ❞ ❝ You’re not gonna believe this. ❞ ❝ The body. It’s gone! ❞
※ MORE JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS ※
sentences from 10 more of jenna’s videos – feel free to change names/pronouns/zodiac signs/etc.! PART ONE HERE
AN ADVENTURE IN PARAFFIN WAX
“You’re calling this a bad idea? I haven’t even started yet…!”
“You can’t hide behind bad ideas.”
“I’ll take one fuck me up fam and a knife, please.”
“All of my fucking dreams are coming true.”
“I did not anticipate it taking three fucking hours, but here we go.”
“Why don’t you snap me some nudes while we wait?”
“I look like the hamburger helper guy.”
“Imagine the power of this in the wrong hands. Those are my hands.”
“I like my nails like I like my life: a mess.”
“Are you judging me?”
“Considerable bukkake is the new genre of porn.”
“No good idea has ever come from my brain.”
“They will not let you do this at the salon because they clearly don’t like fun.”
“We don’t care about your safety, anyone else’s safety, or the fire code.”
“What, you don’t like fun?”
“I’ve invented a thing…! I’ve invented a thing that’s never existed before…! As far as I know…!”
“Are you impressed or what?”
“This has been bothering me for, like, fifteen years.”
“I invented fucking candle hands, okay?”
MAKING TINY THINGS FOR OUR HAMSTER 2
“Can I trust you with the scissors?”
“I swear to god, we’re gonna go to the hospital by the end of this video.”
“Go wash yourself, you’re nasty, and you need Jesus.”
“Babe, do you know what my astrological sign is?”
“It means that you’re fucking insane.”
“What are you writing on your hand?”
“Don’t write secrets about Joel Osteen on your hand.”
“This is fucking frustrating already.”
“Julien’s doing aries things again…”
“Now we have some time to talk about how you need to stop it.”
“If it comes out shitty, don’t make fun of me, okay?”
“This is fucking impossible.”
“It’s not exactly perfect, but we tried our best.”
“This took so much effort, oh my god.”
“When you’re dating me, do you ever just feel like, what the fuck?”
“I mean, this shit’s ridiculous.”
“I failed, I’m sorry, I’m trying my best.”
“Bitch, where the fuck am I?”
“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re a little ungrateful.”
“Not quite a success, but not quite a failure, so, sounds a lot like my life.”
GIVING MYSELF A PERM
“First of all, I have a wedding to go to this weekend, how can I fuck that up?”
“What can I do that I’ve always wanted to do?”
“I want a perm, but not like a full-blown one.”
“Excuse you, I have a living, breathing online resumé that I think more than qualifies me as a beauty professional.”
“Get fucked.”
“Yeah, this smells like ass.”
“I have a question for you, Julien. Why do you put up with me?”
“I haven’t gone to a professional hair dresser since, what, last December…?”
“I’d like one fuck me up fam.”
“Apparently, this stuff burns your skin and shit.”
“I feel like, if this works, you’re gonna be fuckin’ jealous.”
“I’m in the middle of something…!”
“I feel so disrespected.”
“This is mediocre at best, but we done did it.”
“Hey, that’s kind of dramatic.”
“Did you just spit on the floor…!?”
“Have you ever tried swatting flies with a knife?”
“It’s not time to dick around yet.”
“It’s always time to dick around, okay?”
“I just look like a dirtier version of myself.”
“Is it bad that I kinda like it?”
“This level of damage takes such hard work and dedication.”
“I’m having so much fucking fun right now, are you kidding me?”
“Touch this and tell me what it feels like?”
“For $8, this is an awful lot of fun.”
I SUCK AT PRANKS 3
“We’re just gonna have to freak out and do it.”
“Who, after a long day of hard work, doesn’t love to come home to a surprise prom?”
“He’s gonna be pissed, and it’s gonna make a mess.”
“Wait, who the fuck are you?”
“I hope that he’s too busy and doesn’t notice that I’m gone at all.”
“Is this even fucking worth it?”
“I will do anything to romance prank my boyfriend.”
“I’m a little disappointed, but it’s gonna be alright.”
“What the fuck is that?”
“No, you’re ruining prom…!”
“This bubble machine has more than paid for itself in fun.”
“Oh my god, I don’t know what to do, I’m not almost done.”
“Julien’s gonna be pissed, but that’s okay.”
“This is gonna be a disaster to clean up.”
“I didn’t expect him home this soon — he said 5 PM, and it is not 5 PM. I’m freaking out.”
“I’m not good at pranks or surprises.”
“Will you go to prom with me?”
“What is going on?”
“Am I being pranked?”
“What are you wearing?”
“We’re going to prom…!”
“I have to go, immediately.”
“I got a fog machine that doesn’t work.”
“Be very careful, it’s slippery.”
“Help yourself to some punch — it’s watermelon water and vodka.”
“You scared the shit out of me when I walked in.”
“This was amazing…!”
“Alright, clean this shit up.”
GOOGLE DEEP DIVE WITH ME 2
“I don’t know if I can take any more.”
“I’m literally losing my mind today.”
“That dog looks like it’s wearing dentures.”
“First of all, fuck her.”
“Don’t look at me, look at the road.”
“She’s gonna kill someone.”
“Nobody had a good time in Driver’s Ed.”
“How is that not against the law?”
“We’re having a really hard day.”
“There’s nothing to dislike about this…!”
“I’m invested in the story now.”
“This is my favorite channel on the Internet.”
“Get back here right now.”
“He just shot her…!”
“Dude, this guy’s a fuckin pro…!”
“He’s a legend. He’s an absolute legend.”
MY DOGS EATING PEANUT BUTTER FOR 3 MINUTES STRAIGHT
“Nothing serious is happening, you don’t need to be worried.”
“I’m just feeling not quite like myself today.”
“I thought to myself, what would make me happy today?”
“I love watching dogs — or any animal, really — eating peanut butter.”
“This is what I’m gonna make this week.”
SHAVING MY BOYFRIEND’S FACE
“You’re gonna have to teach me all of this.”
“Are you still gonna love me if I accidentally cut you?”
“Get you a man that loves you even if you cut him.”
“It’s a neck beard, and I don’t want one.”
“This part takes me approximately 30 seconds to do by myself.”
“Can I shave the rest of your body?”
“Can I use this on my legs?”
“That’s perfect, you’re doing really well.”
“Why are you laughing?”
“You bailed out?”
“This is a lot of trust I’m giving you right now.”
“I like when you praise me.”
“I think you look super hot… and a little crazy.”
“I feel so objectified.”
“Baby… you hardly shaved me.”
“I wanted to err on the side of caution.”
“I’m saving myself for marriage.”
“Can I shave your eyebrows?”
“Can I shave your head? Like, with a razor?”
“I’m ignoring you.”
“Are you complimenting yourself?”
“We can’t all be aries, okay? The world would be a fucking tornado and nothing would get done.”
“That is the definition of being nasty.”
“Alright, um, clean all this shit up.”
RECREATING FACE PAINTINGS
“Did I just call myself a lady?”
“This is what a grown woman does in her free time.”
“Just know that I’m putting my life at risk for you.”
“I hate the Internet.”
“This really isn’t off to a great start.”
“Orange isn’t gonna work, it’s too pale, because I am the color of that.”
“This shit is cute as fuck.”
“What about this says blowjob to you?”
“Oh, that’s terrifying…!”
“Do you like it or not…!?”
“There’s a cockroach in there, I’m gonna die.”
“Oh my actual god, that looks horrifying.”
“Are you the art police?”
“I have to go because there’s a cockroach lost in my house somewhere, and we’ve gotta burn it down.”
“It’s time to burn the house down, Julien.”
“I hope that you’re pleased with yourselves.”
PRANK CALLING PEOPLE BUT WE CAN’T HEAR THEM
“I’m not cut out for pranks. I just feel guilty the whole time.”
“I don’t feel bad pranking them - they deserve it.”
“Where are you? I’m looking for you, I can’t find you.”
“I told you to block your number…!”
“I’m super high.”
“You guys wanna get three-way married?”
“Did he just think I was high out of my mind?”
“I got high. I got too high.”
“Wait, is she actually having a breakdown or something?”
“I don’t know what to say!”
“It’s fun calling your friends like this.”
“I couldn’t say the word butthole to save my life.”
“This is just the lowest kind of humor, and sometimes, it’s what’s necessary in the world.”
“Alright, that’s it, that’s what we contributed to the world today.”
TEACHING MY BOYFRIEND HOW TO PITCH A SOFTBALL
“I was a pitcher in college, but, like, not a good one.”
“Look at me right now and tell me you’re not intimidated.”
“Get that off your fuckin head, you damn idiot.”
“This is fun, we’re having fun.”
“Oh my god, are you trying to kill me?”
“That’s good; you’re doing better than I thought you’d do.”
“How actually dare you?”
“Get your sweaty hat off of me.”
“This feels a lot like revenge, and I’m feeling pretty happy about it.”
“Don’t break it; it’s vintage and authentic.”
“You look like my mom and my dad.”
“You found a sport you’re not good at.”
“True life I killed my girlfriend.”
“This is not the sport for me.”
“I’m not gonna give in to your weird, sick fantasies today.”
“This is the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life.”
“Everything hurts, but it’s good.”
“You look like you’re in genuine pain.”
“Who hurt you?”
“Respect me.”
“Now hit the showers.”
“Are you coming, or…?”
“One of us finished their college career.”
“I got hurt.”
“If you don’t fuckin let me down, I swear to god.”
“Pay me for my services…!”
“I’m gonna call the police…!”
don’t put your life in someone’s hands
indie kuro. based on canon s3+ shiro’s actions. mun/muse 20+, shipping possible if you wanna try. semi active, selective. au friendly.
they’re bound to steal it away
The Empress of China starters
“Aren’t you worried I’ll tell her everything?”
“Aren’t you worried we’ll kill her?”
“I think it’s a blessing in disguise”
“I should have killed you to be safe.”
“Except for taking a peek in distance, what have you done for her?”
“For me, to love someone means giving them the right to choose.”
“Don’t sell yourself short and miss a perfectly good chance.”
“When the flowers were blooming, we were passionately in love. When flowers were dying, why did you disappear like the tide?”
“For survival, I buried my dreams.”
“For a good night’s sleep, I never stopped sharpening my sword.”
“Never leave today’s work for tomorrow.”
“You lucky devil! You have no idea how lucky you are.”
“Why do you want to stay?”
“In front of that man, you’re not happy. You have no dignity.”
“Why do you ask me to see who you have become? Why can’t you see for yourself what has become of you?!”
“Perhaps you’re right. Neither of us is who we used to be.”
“This is what ruined me. I forgot love is a gamble.”
“[Name], take me away, as far away as possible.”
“I’ll be leaving soon. I hope you can go on living and be happy like today.”
“Believe it or not, I wanted to help you.”
“No doubt you have paid the price, but at least you’re alive today.”
“If I were you, I’d make myself useful again.“
“Listen to me, the day is long, don’t be disheartened by a temporary setback or admit defeat.”
“I don’t get to choose my own destiny.”
“[Name], promise me, no matter what happens in the future, I hope our friendship will never change.”
“Don’t ask what the future lies for you, as long as you have no regrets when the curtain comes down.”
“How dare you stand in my way!”
“I’m trying to help you.”
“If you harbored ill intentions, why did you save me?”
“I envy him. He’s free to love and hate, and leads a carefree life. To be in such a place is like a dream.”
“I still can’t see what’s going through your head.”
“From now on we should avoid seeing each other.”
“To you, I carry no weight at all. Not even that of a weather. No wonder you’re tired of me.”
“How you wish to live your life, it’s your decision to make.”
“I’m sorry I let you down.”
“I can only hope to repay your love in another life.”
“Let me go with you.”
“Nothing is going to stop me! For love I’ll burn ‘till my last breath.”
okay! so i’ve reblogged a couple memes and anyone is free to send one or several of them in! i plan to be very active on this blog starting tomorrow and i’ll be getting to everything i owe then. i apologize for the lull in activity but i needed a bit of a break to get my mental state and personal life back in order. i’ll also be making a follow forever list and doing a bit of a special thing for my 100 follower milestone tomorrow as well, so stay tuned for that!! thank you to everyone who’s stuck around with me so far! in the meantime, if you’d like for shiro to drop in your askbox, simply like this post and i’ll get to it asap!!
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