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Hello hello. Hot tamale-female.

[kembracaves]

I'm not the not who demanded "summer body" pic but get it. I'm probably one of many that became your fan because you're SUCH a babe. You literally have my favorite ass of all time and I keep coming back here - for years - in the hope of catching a rare post of it that makes my day (month, year). I can't imagine the pain you've been through, and I don't think any of us expect you to post anything you don't want to. But just know you've been a source of happiness whenever you share those pics 🙌

see other anons this is how you be respectfully and empathetically horny

[kembracaves]

Yeah anon Dumb F***! Can we please see your summer body?

what i think yall are missing is the whole “haven’t worked out in over 2 months” part of it.

this is my summer body right now

[ozempicofficial]

[warcrimesimulator]

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[kembracaves]

show summer body

damn not even a please, that’s crazy

[kembracaves]

hi folks i finally redownloaded tumblr !

first time working out in over 2 months! in my new HOME GYM!!!!! dream come true

[kembracaves]

husband gets back late tonight after being out of state for a week, so I mustered up all my remaining energy to make sure he has a home cooked meal waiting for him

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[fairweatheralways]

[apas-95]

still genuinely incomprehensible to me that people wear shoes indoors. do you live in a mineshaft

[fiollaigean]

multiple people in my immediate circle of acquaintances have seriously injured their feet indoors by not wearing shoes! either by stepping on small, pointy objects or stubbing their toes so hard they got nerve damage. some of us like to be protected! get yourself a cheap pair of house slippers or something. fuck.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

why do you have small pointy objects scattered around on the floor of your literal home

[apas-95]

usamericans will massacre dogs in their house and not even sweep up the broken bones

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.