Indecent Distraction

18+ Only - 100% NSFW - 30 - Notts, UK I'm in a non-monogamous relationship and I'm a very switchy

[indecentdistraction]

[loudnproudgays]

Reblog if you're...

Horny

Gay

Touch starved

All of the above

[downhomeamerica]

[eyes-that-light-up-deactivated2]

💫✨💫

[mommymaxie]

Quiet baby, it’s late and you have to get up early. Stop touching you? Oh but sweetheart you’re the one cuddled up to me, you really can’t expect me not to take advantage of how close you are. And mmm you make the sweetest sounds when I tease you, all those little gasps and moans. You always try to keep quiet but you can’t, it’s adorable.

Fine, fine, I won’t tease you, there is that better? No touching at all. Oh? Baby doll you really need to make up your mind, do you want me to get you off or not? Yes? Mhmm that’s what I thought, don’t worry darling, I’ll make this easy for you if you’ll cum for me, alright?

[buppygirl]

Today’s dose of chub sub representation: it me! ✨💕💗💓🐰 Just here being the bestest big’n busty babygirl I can beeee

VIP Snap ‣ XXX Archive ‣ MV

[pnikfoyld]

Reblog if I can leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.

[katbanicki-deactivated20180605]

please

[love-is-all-youneed-deactivated]

You can try 😉

[87mastera]

Bring it.

[pizzacutterpie]

Sure

[simplyme3d]

Please. Please. Make me wet.

[tylerknight66618]

Yes you may

[fuckinganalwhore-deactivated201]

You can only try

[mrnicecock7]

Yea go ahead

[slimeygooner-girl]

Sure just not like 99% of dudes because I don’t wanna hear it lol

[localstarboy]

meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

• attractive

• into the same shit as you

• kind and understanding

• humorous

• good company

• easy to talk to

CONS:

• live in the middle of nowhere or on jupiter

[stephmurves]

I play too much 🤡😹

[askboxmemes]

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

[yourbadgrrl]

Do it! Ask me something…😈😘

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

[digitaldiscipline]

The Day the Dinosaurs Died

A young paleontologist may have discovered a record of the most significant event in the history of life on Earth.

hey, @bunjywunjy - this might be your jam (and any other dinosaur enthusiasts, it’s a heck of a read)

[bunjywunjy]

man that’s not just a heck of a read it’s fuckin GROUNDBREAKING is what it is!

this dude actually found a large fossil deposit that was created not just close to, but actually DURING THE K-PG EXTINCTION EVENT.

IT’S LITERALLY A WINDOW BACK IN TIME TO THE CHICXULUB IMPACT, AND TURNS OUT IT WAS WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE IMAGINED

it’s a geologic snapshot of the apocalypse.

[tratserenoyreve]

reading the full article is certainly a trip, and to summarize for those who are intimidated by longer reads:

- chicxulub is the given name for the meteor that struck/initiated the event

- the paleontologist within is described as making groundbreaking discoveries of multiple species every day, but many of his peers discount him because they’re grouchy old dudes he accidentally had a fragment of a turtle bone involved in a larger reconstruction of a fossil this one time and they won’t let him live it down.

- the extinction event was so fast and so destructive, this guy describes this particular dig-site as being so densely layered with dead and dying creatures, there is a lot of organic tissues that have been preserved, and he is able to even discern that many of the marine and freshwater fish may have still been alive as they were buried due to molten glass being found in their gills, implying they were still attempting to breathe.

- they looked into exactly when and how this could have happened, having freshwater and marine animals stacked on top of mammals and larger dinosaurs (including an amazing deinonychus forearm discovery he was able to match to feather fossils he was finding atop the pile), and rather it being the initial tsunami, they are fairly sure that it was caused by a seiche of catastrophic proportions, which would have been set off within the first hour of the event. denser and larger creatures sunk to the bottom, leaving lighter debris like leaves, small fish, feathers, and molten glass on the surface.

summary: terrifying!

[lastoneout]

This is fucking incredible

[kerolunaticat]

Holy SHIT!

[peannlui]

Here’s a famous book snippet describing how feasible that we could find dinosaur fossils on the moon.

[sleepingpowder]

@paleogay

[tuulikki]

Adding this, since I didn’t know the word and pronunciation

[mckitterick]

so, yeah, the Caribbean Sea seiched up outta its bed and walloped the land with a deluge of sea creatures right after the impact apocalypse

[naamahdarling]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon’s got dinosaurs

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s got dinosaurs.

[cauldroncreations]

friends: how was work

me:

[chessieness]

[somebodyyoudliketohaveknown]

I’m not saying you should drown eating me out, I’m just saying there are worse ways to go

[androidbisexual]

Swim love

[whatever-lola-wants]

@bubblegumdomme 🤷‍♂️

[bubblegumdomme]

Develop some gills. Lmao.🤣

[craves]

Leave a color in my ask

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty. Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr.

[fukkz]

grab her ass in front of others who want her

[luftholen-deactivated20160309]

grab her ass in front of others who want you