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we're not kids anymore.
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shark vs the universe
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Cosmic Funnies
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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noise dept.

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Kaledo Art
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@indefinite-milkshake
⚠️tw blood
S:"You're only alive because I favor your master... If he wasn't around, You'll make an excellent meal"
M:" oho~ the pussy cat is fussy~"
Soooo....I really wanted to draw them for a while but then I remembered:
1: they both serves their masters and they are butlers
2: they hate each other!
So here we are😂
Hope yall enjoy ❤️
The ever enigmatic Atlas May.
Pose study from August last year. I felt it appropriate to post here now, with the new short coming out this month!
i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“
“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
“On April 19th, I made bread.“
“ I have buggered men.“
“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
“Secundus likes to screw boys.“
I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.
the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice
Baby Zhurong
Protect my son at all costs!
Pro-writing tip: if your story doesn't need a number, don't put a fucking number in it.
Nothing, I mean nothing, activates reader pedantry like a number.
I have seen it a thousand times in writing workshops. People just can't resist nitpicking a number. For example, "This scifi story takes place 200 years in the future and they have faster than light travel because it's plot convenient," will immediately drag every armchair scientist out of the woodwork to say why there's no way that technology would exist in only 200 years.
Dates, ages, math, spans of time, I don't know what it is but the second a specific number shows up, your reader is thinking, and they're thinking critically but it's about whether that information is correct. They are now doing the math and have gone off drawing conclusions and getting distracted from your story or worse, putting it down entirely because umm, that sword could not have existed in that Medieval year, or this character couldn't be this old because it means they were an infant when this other story event happened that they're supposed to know about, or these two events now overlap in the timeline, or... etc etc etc.
Unless you are 1000% certain that a specific number is adding to your narrative, and you know rock-solid, backwards and forwards that the information attached to that number is correct and consistent throughout the entire story, do yourself a favor, and don't bring that evil down upon your head.
Editor here. Can confirm.
"Two centuries later" just triggers a mental note to check if timing is consistent throughout the book, because it may mean more time jumps are ahead. "200 years later", or heaven forbid, "201 years later" will have me draw up a time line. The more specific the number, the more critical people become.
Strange phenomenon. Well spotted, OP.
actually i think i might have an explanation for this from linguistics? i think folks get more nitpicky if you have specific numbers because of gricean maxims, specifically the maxims of quality and quantity
basically gricean maxims are a set of guidelines that we all carry in our heads that we expect other people to follow when having a conversation in good faith - i’m copying and pasting definitions from someone else because my attempts at summing up quality and quantity weren’t going so hot
The maxim of quantity, where one tries to be as informative as one possibly can, and gives as much information as is needed, and no more.
The maxim of quality, where one tries to be truthful, and does not give information that is false or that is not supported by evidence.
so basically, when you put a rough number in a text, people think subconsciously ‘oh, the exact number isn’t important, because if it was they would tell me an exact number, so i don’t need to worry about this’, whereas if you put something precise in, people’s brains go ‘wait, they think i need to know this information so i’ll remember it, but now it’s later and they’ve said something that contradicts it, so at least one of those times they were lying and i must figure out which time it was’
Also: don't specify data storage sizes. Just, you know, don't.
https://www.tumblr.com/indefinite-milkshake/745386909345464320/hi-therei-saw-your-fanfic-about-volund-x-oc-cat?source=share
SO CUTE AND SWEET!🥹😍
How about doing this,what if lute x oc cat chimaera and pugi x oc tigress chimaera but with lemon
Please forgive me for my sinful desire😖😳(why Im so dirty*smack myself*)but I wanted both of them go to the next level and making babies* p.s.pugi love breeding kink*also put erotic lactation & Galactorrhea in the headcannon pls (once again forgive me*smack mysef*)
Hello again! Sorry, I can't really answer this one as I've been pretty burnt out writing NSFW, it's been like 1 or 2 years since I've written something like that, hope you understand T_T the best I can do rn are the more wholesome SFW ones
Again, really sorry for the inconvenience-
Hi there.I saw your fanfic about volund x oc cat ao13,not alot of writers write fanfic of AE.I like your story so far.urmm...is it if you don't mind doing hetero headcannons about lute x oc cat chimaera and pugi x oc tigress chimaera?
(Volund also one of my fav thx you)I like yaoi too🫠😍
Sorry I haven't answered this ask for a little longer than expected, I was busy with school projects and writing some fanfic series for my friends T_T
Anyway, Lute x OC Cat Chimaera and Pugi x OC Tigress Chimaera, eh? I'm not very adept in headcanon-ing ships, moreso Lute and Pugi who I haven't really analyzed before since they aren't my main focus on the game, but I'll try, and I hope you enjoy the list of headcanons I have!
It's also been a while since I saw their CG, like what, 1, 2 years, perhaps? So I'll try to make them as in-character as possible! if not, well, you could just send an ask again if you're dissatisfied-
Ahem...
i wanna get more used to posting doodles so here are the siblings and my dr asriel :)
Misery gives CPR to Reese's Puffs by Apple Bottom Jeans
Nah I'd win
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