WE WERE ON A BREAK

Ryan. 22. University of Georgia.

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[internalised-versephobia-deacti]

ambiguously Hispanic warehouse worker on Law & Order: si… I recognize your señorita… she trabajo’d here about three months ago

[masclanafan]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

this bitch empty

YEET

[michaelmilkers]

ok im currently working at a summer camp and theres this 8 year old girl playing minecraft on a phone and shes been spawning sheep in a pit with wolves and then watching the sheep die repeatedly for like 6 minutes now

shes been steadily increasing the amount of sheep in the pit

[michaelmilkers]

another girl came over to see what she was doing and she immediately turned around to show her a house she had built but as soon as the girl left she went back to the wolf pit

[michaelmilkers]

it happened again a boy was glancing over at her and she acted like she was cutting down a tree and then when he lost interest she went back to the pit

[michaelmilkers]

she went down in the pit and stabbed a few to death but now shes back to letting the wolves do the work

[mass-nerderer-deactivated202501]

Criminal Minds

[queentaco]

[stolentweets]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

[ayungbiochemist]

Memes are now meant to reach an audience of 3 people max

[frostkings]

“My cat out here just handing out my digits”

-my coworker on facebook

[memewhore]

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[lovingrot]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

[lovingrot]

im shaking what does this mean

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[idealcat-deactivated20181202]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it

[shadowshown]

it’s nearly 1:00 am i have to wake up in 5 hours and i’m CRYING at this video of some woman eating too many edibles and doing a pennywise makeup tutorial

[shadowshown]

[bumblebee-pd]

*walks into pharmacy*

hello yes i would like to purchase 1 mental health please