XI

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[brokennecksfeatherweights]

70,000 can’t be teeth, WRONG

[crabmandible]

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

[pastrytown-deactivated20190204]

[unclefather]

person: wow, your cat is so beautiful! he’s so loving too

me: 

[ciphernetics]

Ah, the Christmas season. All my childhood favourites are here- Santa, Rudolph, Frosty, the Angel of Death

[dudewheresmynug]

The thing that really gets me about Origins is that how, no matter who you’re romancing, the sex scene is ALWAYS in Morrigan’s tent.

[hungwy]

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

[hungwy]

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

[hungwy]

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

[corvuscrew-deactivated20230509]

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

[hungwy]

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

[alimahershalas-deactivated20200]

I Like That Janelle Monáe

[ratkingreject]

sometimes youtube comments are complete garbage and then there are comments like this

[lovelyslimebois]

Drop the link op!!??

[ratkingreject]

here you go!

warning: it is absolutely not what you’re expecting

[headspace-hotel]

as if i could possibly be expecting anything at all based on just that comment

[ruinedchildhood]

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[pukicho]

When u fly lol

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

me on a $3 spirit airlines flight

[ratkingreject]

sometimes youtube comments are complete garbage and then there are comments like this

[joematar]

[ghostextremist]

[retrogamingblog]

Ocarina of Time Temples by Tom Garden

[succulentbud]

this is uber. am outside

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

cant wait to be 21 so I can be taken seriously and also I can go suck my mans balls off in a rental car

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]