.midnight.

…so you've fallen down the rabbit hole to reach my thing. enjoy the confusion. it's only an illusion.

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

us government be like

[babyanimalgifs]

You’re doing a great job Spike.

[awwww-cute]

[poploppege]

Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way

[owmyeyeballs]

Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash

[daggerkid]

Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit

[owmyeyeballs]

you have pleased your brain fish

[hydro-homies]

Important to remember

[markv5]

[thebishopsknifetrick-deactivate]

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Big

[stonecrusherproductions]

Loud

[mekagojira3k-deactivated2017120]

Handsome

[teenscoolest]

[idontknowabtdis]

Let’s just casually spread it until it becomes an actual thing.

[the-memedaddy]

[token-white-friend]

Italy, South Korea, Germany and other countries have done this. The US is just behind.

[everythingfox]

[plantfunerals]

candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:

fire

water

bare ass

[strangercore]

[ghostgods-deactivated20220410]

lost and found you

[jonquil]

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

This is me except on a rant about global warming and how we’re all gonna die in thirty years

[toastbutteregg]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[cryptspren-moved]

I t s b a c k

[vampsquash-deactivated20231229]

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG