Stressed 24/7

Currently obsessed with tgcf

[indigo-kei]

Hua Cheng, defending Yin Yu: Your honor, my client is trapped in a penny

He Xuan, the judge: Excuse me

Hua Cheng: He's in-a-cent

He Xuan:

Yin Yu:

Yin Yu:...just kill me now

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*During a fight*

Hua Cheng: Did you seriously bring a butter knife to fight with?!

He Xuan: I WAS EATING OKAY!

Yin Yu: Well, it is,,,butter,,,than nothing

Hua Cheng:

He Xuan:

Yin Yu:...I'm sorry.

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He Xuan: Soooo

He xuan: U look good today😗

Hua Cheng:

He Xuan: Ur eyeliner is so on point damnnn😏😏

Hua Cheng:

He Xuan: And is that a new robe too woah 😘😩

Hua Cheng:...W h a t.

Hua Cheng: did u kill someone???

Hua Cheng: did u finally get it on with the Wind Master?????

Hua Cheng: do u want money??????

Hua Cheng: r u dying?????????😦

He Xuan:....yeah, I need money...

[indigo-kei]

Hua Cheng:*parking his car* Gege, am I straight?

Xie Lian:

Hua Cheng:

Xie Lian:

Xie Lian: San Lang,,,,😨

Hua Cheng: No- I meant my- I meant my parking like is the CAR straight, like did I park it right, is it- is the c a r straight not, not me-

Xie Lian: OH! OHH!!! NO NO YOUR PARKING IS FINE AHAHA!!!!

Xie Lian & Hua Cheng: .....

Hua cheng: 😦

Xie Lian: 😦

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Hua Cheng: (to Yin Yu) I need 30 ships filled with food asap.

Yin Yu: 😨😨😨 yes, Sir.

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Hua Cheng, showing up at netherwater manor: I got you some food.

He Xuan: Awww

He Xuan: Who forced you?

Hua Cheng: *cue offended cat noises* hOw DaRe yOu AcCUsE me oF sUch A ThInG?? AfTeR AlL I'Ve dOne fOr yOU??? AfTer EVERYTHING wE've beEN thRoUGH????

He Xuan:,,,,well

Hua Cheng: Gege asked me to. 🙄

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Idk if this has been done already 😭😭😭

He Xuan: I hate Crimson Rain, he's good at everything.

Shi Qingxuan:I'm sure that's not true! What if he's a bad kisser?

He Xuan: No he's good at that too.

Shi Qingxuan:

He Xuan:

Xie Lian:

He Xuan: wait nO, THAT'S NOT-

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Sometime during the 500 years after they became besties

He xuan: Here's some advice.

Hua Cheng: I didn't ask for any.

He xuan: Too bad. You're the only one that talks to me.

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Honestly i find it pretty hard to believe that Kuroo is always yelling at Kenma to go sleep and stuff.

I mean he obviously does take care of Kenma, but on the weekends you can't tell me they both wouldnt stay up until the crack of dawn just binge watching TV or playing games under the covers, until they both pass out.

And on the breaks its even worse, sleep is just not a concept that exists to them. They'll stay up until 2 am playing Mario Cart, then switch to animal crossing until 4, and after that they'll play roblox to bully little kids, but somehow end up fighting each other. So then when Kenma's mom comes up cuz breakfast is ready and she's been calling them, no one, not even Kuroo is answering, she goes to kenma's room and finds them at totally different places of the room.

The futon is abandoned and half of Kenma's body is falling off the bed while hes completely passed out, and Kuroo completely sprawled over the floor face first into a bean bag because he obviously has to keep his wonderful bed head. So she just gives up and leaves.

Ofc he would never let Kenma stay up that late on weekdays, before big tests, or when they have morning practice tho.

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Ok so I've always had this idea that Kuroo and Daishou were best friends when they were little, like absolutely inseparable, and they've been together ever since they were born so they would get into a lot of shit together and have fun. Until one day they hear that Kuroo has to move so they're both really sad about it, but then Daishou gets really mad saying that it isn't fair and Kuroo feels bad about it, which is why when he meets Kenma he's super anxious and scared because what if it happens again. Then years later when they see each other at a volleyball tournament and Daishou sees Kuroo and Kenma talking he gets really jealous because that used to be his best friend and kenma makes him insecure, which is why he and Kuroo can't get along.