“if that’s your way of indirectly asking me to carry you to the cabin, the answer is―no.”
“Only if you said yes. But anyway, rude.”
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“if that’s your way of indirectly asking me to carry you to the cabin, the answer is―no.”
“Only if you said yes. But anyway, rude.”
“You couldn’t be bothered to go in the water? What if I try to run? You might be possessed or something and that’s the real reason you’re not letting me go.”
“It happens. Like sand just sticks like ten times more when you’re wet and that’s unwanted most of the time. I’m too tired to run, and if I was possessed I’m sure I’d probably have even worse bags under my eyes, and instead of laying down I’d be hovering. If I was possessed you’d know it.”
“I was just offering a helping hand. A lesbian and man-hater. Unique, really.”
“Uh huh, because the guy who’s been hitting on me is that trustworthy to just take me to bed. We all know if you even did me that favor you’d want something in return and theres no way in hell, I’d sleep with you. And no, that doesn’t mean I’m gay it means I have standards that you don’t match up to.”
“I can’t believe you’re getting a tan without me.”
“If I’m honest I actually did come here for a swim, it was a failed attempt though. But now that you’re here there’s no way in hell I’m letting you go. Come here, tan with me, b.”
“I’ll do the honours.”
“Gross, don’t touch me. I’m tired not desperate.”
“I’m tired, but that doesn’t mean I have the energy to move to a bed.”
“forgetting it or just giving him that ribbon would’ve been a huge ‘fuck you’ anyway, so it’s fine either way. maybe give him the middle finger too, that’d be fun. a literal waste of time and paper, honestly. too complicated and my fingers aren’t nimble enough for that shit. of course they wouldn’t finish, they probably got a billion paper cuts in the process. as long as you don’t get caught, it sounds like a plan. i think we need to team up for more shit now, like capture the flag. we’d be a freakishly unstoppable team. personally, i want to be the one to kick him off this planet, but a girl can dream.”
“Yeah but I kinda enjoy the idea that my effort would offend him. Maybe I’ll send it late on purpose. Like around halloween. It’d confuse him. A middle finger is too unoriginal for me, I’ve flipped him off more then I anyone really should. You know what I hate though? Is when people make origami out of money, like a dollar bill and then they save it. Like that’s a literal waste. You could buy things with that yet they don’t because it’s folded into the shape of like a shirt or something. But same like, I wouldn’t even be able to do ten of those without dying of boredom. Yes! We have to. Honestly, same though. But I’m sure everyone would like too. I’d personally love to ruin him, and his life.”
“Hennas are a good starter drug. If you’re really interested in getting a tat, it’s good to start of there. Plus you don’t need to have something permanent, a lot of tech is coming out for tats that aren’t permanent.”
“I totally forgot about henna. I’ve never done them, but they’re literally so beautiful. If I could do henna art, wow I wish. Really? I haven’t heard about that. I mean I know spray tattoo’s that last longer and maybe like stick and pokes but with India Ink. But I didn’t know about that. But if they’re new like how would you know how good and trustworthy they are. You know?”
“Nah, you dont owe me a thing! I was happy to do it for you.”
“Are you sure, like not even food or something? Or like, maybe you wanna hang out or something. I don’t know. I feel like I owe you still.”
“Yeah, we’re all pretty rebellious here. I’m probably one of the few people here who do. Besides doorbells being annoying, just having windows gives people a chance to get creative. How will they get your attention, will they throw a rock? a simple knock? Maybe a boom box? Who knows.”
“Yeah, they are. Which is why you’re automatically the best person I’ve met well, other then Thalia and Piper. Exactly, I personally really like the boom box approach but not everyone has those now a days. But the rock choice could be problematic if like the window breaks. But like who knows maybe I’ll get one of those drive thru windows for my home someday in the future.”
“you’re not wrong there. everything changes when you become roommates. oh, well, that’s good. hi then, i’m duke, it’s nice to meet you. i can find out whomever the other person may be? see if they’re great or not.”
“Yeah, I imagine this is worse then like a college roommate situation because at least here it’s not like I have finals or midterms and I tend to be more okay with it. Hi, I’m Indigo, nice to meet you too, Duke. That would be amazing, if you could do that. But if you don’t want to that’s also fine. I’m sure I’ll find out eventually and I won’t like die or something.”
“Oh fuck indeed. Pleasure to meet you. Yes, that’s how families tend to work. I’m sure you’re doing fine, if it helps you, I really don’t think I’ll be needing supervision.”
“Ditto. Is it? I don’t know about how typical families are, mine was pretty organic. That’s great, honestly. That’s amazing to hear.”
“Do I at least get a welcome back kiss?”
“I’m so glad you asked.”
“your dad is the master of bullshit, then. please don’t judge me for resorting to fucking around with a rubix cube, i swear i’m beyond this. maybe they do, maybe there are people like me who have thrown rubix cubes at judges. unfortunately, it won’t, but i’d do anything if i could throw trash at donald trump. i wish i were that guy now.”
“He legit is. For father’s day I should’ve given him a ribbon for that, but instead I just forgot when father’s day was? Maybe I’ll do it for Christmas though, it’s too good of an idea to waste. You’re safe from my judgment, unless it’s origami, because that’s a literal waste of time. I knew someone who tried to make a thousand paper swans for a wish, and they never finished. But regardless, it’s pointless. I doubt it works too. Hmm, well if they do, I’ll distract them for you, because I personally believe those judges need to be hit with irony, literally and figuratively. Don’t we all.”
“I can cut off his hands and feet too, have them as little ornaments.”
“Adorable. And I’d put them on the christmas tree. His hand could be the star, awh.”
“no, no we can’t. unless it was an adoption process, then you could have a slight say in the matter, but for now–we can’t. please tell me you’re like slightly nicer than she is? i don’t wanna avoid an entire cabin of people.”
“Well yeah, but even then you never know, people are different in roommate situations compared to as friends, well sometimes. I wouldn’t stress. I don’t know her, but I know myself pretty well and I’m pretty nice. But there’s still someone else in my cabin and I can’t say much for them either.”