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once the air quality index goes above 500 you start to see entire bricks floating suspended in the air. it’s pretty cool actually, you can climb on them and stuff

Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social)

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

Liam Hogan (@liamhogan.id.au)

*clears throat* *taps mic* welcome to Schism Watch 2026 I am here to report a new crashout

"What about schism?" "You already had it." "We had /one/, yes. What about /second/ schism?" — Millie K., Roleplay Mouse🔜TBCC (@hungrymilliek.bsky.social)

but my FAVORITE argument is "God would not have bestowed upon the world a curse (Vatican II) without also giving the world a way to overcome the curse (us getting to have our own bishops)" just incredible stuff happening here

Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social)

So that makes me wonder what’s the overlap with the Sovereign Citizen nutjobs

I do rather feel that they are attempting to set themselves up as sovereign citizens of Catholicism which, like, we already have they're called Protestants you can break away from the Catholic Church and do whatever you want, buddy. be the Henry VIII you wish to see in the world — Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social)

before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks

mattie lubchansky (@mattielubchansky.com)

it's only an air conditioner it it comes from the air conditionere region of france

Zetsubo (@zetsubo.bsky.social)

You mean to tell me weve been living on a duck this whole time? Now it all makes sense. — Curiosity (@CuriosityonX)

DOCTOR: "So what seems to be the problem?" PATIENT: "Mmhbbhhggr hhruuh engghhuu." DOCTOR: "I'm sorry I can't understand, but don't worry. Great singer Bob Dylan is in town. Go see his show and no matter what ails you, you'll feel better!" PATIENT (sadly): "Ehg ddnghh m'm Bddnnn."

Daniel Radosh (@radosh.bsky.social)

some adventurers just killed me in like 1 minute after taking out my 204 HP. they're all bracing for me to turn into my Final Form. well that was it, you assholes. i hope you're fuckin proud of yourselves. i was just a cackling dude in an oxford shirt. and you stabbed me with a wakizashi. real nice

Possum Acquainter (@possumacquainter.bsky.social)

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

octopus/caveman (@octopuscaveman)

OH: “Also programming is an activity which clearly happens far from God’s light and as such getting a machine to do it isn’t an abomination”

Kellan (@kellanem.com)

so many programming languages have subroutines, but do any have domroutines?

Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ (@alice.averlong.com)

"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit

Deeny they/them (@geraldinepiche.bsky.social)

Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh. — Natasha Kindred (@leopardsbane.bsky.social)

‘The Odyssey’ women Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong'o, and Charlize Theron stun in Paris. Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

Atlas Shvitzed (@therafischwartz.bsky.social)

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