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fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

choose your fighter

#lesbians in stem #the way I literally made lemon drop martinis on my birthday this year using a mason jar as a shaker and a beaker to measure shots #wlw #chemistry

unwomanly-deactivated20201108

Caroline Walker Bynum, Holy feast and holy fast: the religious significance of food to medieval women

#literally wrote a paper on this book for my class on religion & medicine in medieval europe #but also the gay fucking undertones of that phrase #nerdy lesbian

sourappleidiot

i can’t flirt i just stare at you in group conversations and act super interested in everything you say

#oops #lesbian #wlw

dollettesheart

that one femme with nerdy interests who is also willing to learn about your nerdy interests will save you btw

#lesbian #wlw #femme #nerdy femme

figofswords

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

julius-caeser

boys night goes on :) cant wait to see my sweet almost stepson Brutus, he's grown up so much recently

#nothing bad will happen #dictator in perpetuity #julius caesar #ides of march #caesar #ancient rome #brutus #gaius julius caesar #roman history #rome

mils-666

<3

#rediscovered my tumblr

homunculus-argument

Top 10 branches of science ranked by how bad it would suck to be killed by them (from best to worst)

Physics - probably the nicest just on the grounds of how fast that's gonna be. Like if you're a goner before any of the other sciences can get to you, you probably don't even have time to feel anything.

Biology - the most standard default way of dying. Most of the time it sucks but not badly enough to warrant you its own wikipedia page.

Geology - one of the oldest OG classics. Rock hits Og. Og is gone.

Psychology - slow tigers are chasing you.

Zoology - fast tigers are chasing you.

Sociology - idk me and the rest of the angry mob agree that you had it coming.

Chemistry - this is a hard one to place because there's a lot of variation. But anyhow you're getting undone on a cellular level.

Mathematics - how the fuck did you even do that.

Cosmology - why the fuck did you even do that?

Theology - what the fuck did you even do?

#as a chemistry major I approve this message