Her thighs thick but her patience thin

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Her thighs thick but her patience thin
If you’re a woman that’s really sexy of you
by Linda Kristiansen
Jason ‘I like to throw axes at bullseye’ momoa
if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!
If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!
You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!
if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post
What People Think ADHD is: fourth grader on a sugar high
What ADHD Actually Is: you decide to make cookies, so you put a stick of butter on the counter to soften. While waiting for the butter, you notice something in the living room that you need to put back in your room. You walk into your room with the item, and notice that your floor is messy, so you decide to clean your room. The house is quiet though, so you open your phone to pull up spotify for some music. When you look at your phone, you see that you have three facebook notifications. You hate unopened notifications, so you open facebook to clear them. As you go to do that, you see a buzzfeed quiz that somebody shared. You click on the link, take that quiz, and then proceed to spend the next hour and a half taking buzzfeed quizzes. You take a quiz titled “what parks and recreation character are you?” and it reminds you that you haven’t watched parks and rec in a while. So you pull up netflix, and proceed to watch 6 episodes of parks and rec in a row. As you’re about to start the 7th, you realize that you’re a little hungry, so you head out into the kitchen, only to find the now melted, ruined stick of butter all over the counter. So you clean up your butter mess from earlier, and decide that you still want to make cookies, so you put a new stick on the counter to soften. As you look for your other ingredients, though, you see some expired food on your shelf, and decide that you need to clean out the fridge…
the cuil theory
jesus CHRIST
tHIS IS THE SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT THING I HAVE EVER HEARD I WAS IN HYSTERICS AT 2 CUIL
i find this hilarious considering The Cuil Theory was a popular meme back in 2012, with a similar format as a popular Welcome To Nightvale meme. “weird” posts would usually have an additional reblog with “and now, the weather” in reference to WTNV but for a few months, “weird’ posts would be ended with “i give you a hamburger”. the peak of the meme was around late october of 2012, the actual video itself being published february of 2012.
its a meme revival
And now… The weather.
now for ur phone. go make some strangers uneasy in public 👉👉
2019 is going to be all about being as abhorrent as possible. i’m talking utterly eldritch and incomprehensible. too unbearable to even acknowledge.
in 2019 if anyone can bear to look at me without being driven mad with terror and disgust, i’m doing it wrong
life is short! become ur own god! soar into the imploding sun!
*shakes handful of deer teeth like dice*
CALIFORNIA 2019
*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me
Wholesome pranks
That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
hope ya pets even healthier in 2018
hope your pets discover immortality in 2019
How is a bitch suppose to get off now tbh??