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The worst part about this is that I recognize the second cipher and cannot find it.
I was right the first time
whyyyyyy
ALL. OF. THIS.
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music
complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
kiss your screen every time you see a typo or grammatical error in my fics because it means it's home grown and not some ai bullshit and im dead serious about this
are there any pictures of a soggy croutons, or right after a bath? I NEED to see this man deflated
nooo hes never needed a bath and hopefully never will! closest we have is naked googoo
Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.
Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:
I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.
me when im a flea
Original poster deactivated 21’st of August 2022
I brought 2 cans of Dr. Pepper to a friend's party and we poured them into a saucepan to make hot Dr. Pepper, but it turned out we didn't like hot Dr. Pepper so we decided to keep it on the burner and reduce it down to Dr. Pepper syrup and then mixed that with soda water to make reconstituted Dr. Pepper, which it turned out we also didn't like
Average Tomodachi Life Conversation
Long live the hurkle-durkle. 🛌
0 thoughts.
imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut
my name is croutons and this is my story