Hey 😁

Haven't been on here in forever

[curlsandstems]

Let’s talk about the amount of tears I would have shed. I would’ve cried for AT LEAST 15 minutes.

[kneeee]

The romance. 😍

[vulgardreamer]

The level of romance I want

[stream]

[cornteens2020]

Holy bejesus this is awesome. 

[stream]

[jbfangal4lyfe]

💀💀💀

[deadpan-searcher]

LMFAO at the Writers dragging Kennan like this. Great job guys.

[redundantcontradiction]

He’s been doing sketch longer than most tumblr users have been alive. wtf

[feistyfrank]

Kenan joined the cast of SNL in 2003. When he leaves the show, it’ll really be the end of my childhood.

[benadrylcustardbath]

2003! My childhood was damn Kenan and Kel. I remember getting excited when he joined SNL. Oh god I’m old.

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Me: first of all, thats MY dick.

Bae:

[harrycanhaveit]

​dont disgrace miss z like this come on now

[gambooty]

Donald Glover x Flowers 💐💜😍

[kimoramay-deactivated20170907]

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

[copperbadge]

Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.” 

[unalike]

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[getetteroo]

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

[amoiur]

a scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly, but is also known as a:

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

T’challa: this is your last chance, surrender now so we can settle this another way

Killmonger:

[thotograph]

me: I’m bored

my GPA: you can do them essays that are due next week

me:

[just-shower-thoughts]

2040 is as close as 1996

[lejazzhot]

Joe.

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Talk shit get hit.

[misspsychotic]

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

[breebunn-deactivated20180414]

Cole is building my computer and I just walked in to see this bullshit

[filmcityworld]

wait?! what did gumball just say?!

[misterrell-deactivated20181124]

Holy shit

[sprinklingdiamondz]

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

That took a turn

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WAIT WHAT