Indya Tellez

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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reblog if i can message you and awkwardly make conversation with you so we can become best friends

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[heavenoftheevalley]

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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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“I know you hate it, but I’m freer than I’ve ever been, something that you’ve never been.” 

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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!🤗🤗🎉🎉🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂

I’s 23 now…. I’m so happy to be here another year enjoying life. I haven’t been this excited to celebrate my birthday ever since I turned 21. This year has been the best year of my life so far…I lost friends and gained more. I finished college and became a nurse. I met some really nice people who genuinely care about me and that makes me very happy. I was born a princess and today I am a Queen my papa says lol. I’m happy to be sharing this precious day with everyone. And my gift to you all is my birthday photo shoot. Enjoy!!!

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Happy birthday boo! Enjoy your day! 🤗🎉

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