Itâs the holiday season, so that means itâs time for the annual Soul Society cookie exchange. Who brings what and does ANYONE eat the cookies from Squad 12 lol
Urahara visits and brings everyone cookies he oh-so-kindly baked himself. They probably have aphrodisiacs because he's a menace and wants to breed chaos among the Gotei đ
first post about bleach heh... new fixation just droppedâşď¸ will be posting more bleach content soon :p
i have been spending a lot of time thinking about him lately.. (mostly relationship based hcs)
a/n: female genitalia written for his partner but mostly kept gender neutral otherwise.. if i had a penis i'm sure i could write male partners much better. but alas, i do not.
sfw & nsfw... đŹđŹđŹ
sfw:
- does not have an easy time opening up to anyone and despite how flirty he comes across at times he has no true idea of what a relationship should be like. he has one true friend that he knows he loves, but for a lover? he's not sure how to handle new feelings sometimes, as a man of science he does not often allocate time for feelings
- he found himself quite attached when you began to show him attention. he finds himself drawn to touching you often, a hand on your lower back, shoulder, knee, or a pinky finger laying gently on your hand. small touches affirming his admiration for you.
- weeks into talking to you and a lot of internal turmoil he broke and let himself have a moment of vulnerability (partially suggested by yoruichi who could not watch him be an idiot any longer). he told you that he wanted to figure out how to be a real lover. he stumbled over his words a lot, very uncharacteristic for him, and tried to frame it as "wanting to conduct emotional experiments" but in reality he wants to be in a relationship.
- forces ururu and jinta to be nice to you when you come around to the shop.
- lets you in on his ideas for research, which is a thing he does not often do. he is used to keeping secrecy and maintaining an aura of mystery, but not with you.
- let's u wear his beloved hat sometimes... that's how you know he's serious about you.
- the first time he tells you i love you he is incredibly awkward about it which he HATES. he does not like being not composed, he always felt like a person who knew what to say and when to say it. sometimes with you he finds himself tripping over words and his face flushing red afterwards.
- never having really connected with someone before it took him a while to warm up to cuddling. it was never something he was opposed to, and he had previously done similar things with yoruichi (sometimes it felt natural to lean into her or lay his head on her shoulder in quiet moments between the two of them) but with you he was careful, so careful it felt withdrawn at first. laying his head on your chest or shoulder became an act he was instinctually doing, it felt like the right thing to do, especially when you would gently run your hand through his hair. he would feel a sense of peace that he never got before.
- since his banishment to the world of the living he had become increasingly lonely, he covered his feelings with his annoying arrogant and goofy persona that initially drew you in. no one else that he spoke to had a clue what went on in his mind beyond the occasional allusion to his past when training ichigo or getting himself involved in fights where he would talk about his days in the soul society, bragging about his abilities and how well he has researched his own power. sometimes in moments of comfort with you he would admit that he missed what once was.
- comforting you on the bad days was another thing he had to master. comforting yoruichi had always been easy, he just had to say some snide remark and she would punch or kick him and feel better. that method did not work with you. he was determined to figure out how to help heal you when you needed it. every experience was new mental notes, a growing file in his brain with every detail he had learned of you. his methods of being emotional were not conventional but it worked for him, and in a strange way, you too.
- yes he only has one outfit. he is the epitome of that one tiktok audio "oh my god my fit is fantastic" he has other clothes in his closet but whenever you ask he says something of the sentiment "if it ain't broke don't fix it"
- he accidentally mentioned you in front of ichigo and his friends one time... big mistake. ichigo needed to take his chance to get back at kisuke for everything he put him through. ichigo relentlessly made fun of him for how he blushed mentioning you. oriheme was over the moon to hear that something was going for him. she clapped her hands together and expressed her excitement for him before awkwardly composing herself and apologizing.
- yoruichi is lowkey sick of his shit when he talks about you. she calls him an idiot and punches his arm when he talks about his feelings in a deeper way than he normally does and chides him for not telling YOU how he feels. but, besides you, she is his only friend, and his longtime best friend, and only other trusted person.
- occasionally partakes in smoking weed. he has a collection of funky looking bongs and pipes but they are for display only. he will roll a joint every now and again, and that's it. one of the first times he spent time one on one with you he offered to split a joint with you. you two laid down on his bed and you watched the joint loosely hang from his lips as he took a hit. that was one of the moments that you realized how much you liked him. it was so simple but he was so beautiful in your eyes. it was one of the first times he felt real to you, and not just the "humble shopkeeper" persona he puts on. he did the same to you, he watched as you inhaled the smoke and felt something tug at his heart.
- collector of useless knick knacks. creator of useless trinkets as well. they weren't all supposed to be useless, but such is invention sometimes
- he would show you his fan collection and feel a little giddy when you actually took interest
- one of the ways he shows his affection is by making you trinkets. he doesn't directly give them to you, but you notice new items appear in your space and know he left them for you
- he does not drink often but when he does he makes several killer drinks. bartending is a science, and just another thing he is good at
- he is the worlds biggest instigator and nosiest motherfucker alive.
- does not listen to music (freak) until you put him on to the things you listen to. gift him a cd or tape that you personally make and he will listen to it on loop. he will not tell you how much he loves it, but you'll know when you catch him softly humming your favorite songs when you lay on him. his hand would gently run through your hair and he would be humming your songs, sometimes without even realizing
- the first time you called him kisuke instead of urahara he felt a surge of pride. he smiled without even realizing. he could get used to hearing you say that.
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nsfw time.. time for the juicy stuff heh
- switch. what else can i say.
- he is also a little freak.
- likes a lil hair pull here and there... will whimper and whine a little bit
- when he first starts having sex with you he would take mental note of everything that makes a sound come from your mouth, everything that creates a new facial expression, every touch that brings you pleasure, every spot that is sensitive. again, he is a man of science and a man of research. he is almost calculated in the way that he learns what is the best way to make you feel good
- of course he uses this information to tease the hell out of you. he is playful, he is silly, most times you are together he will throw in some jokes and the mood tends to be pretty light.
- he loves to tease. he loves to edge you too. he knows what touches drive you insane. he knows just what pace and angle feels the best for you. he knows how you squirm when he stops, and he relishes in his ability to make you like this. he loves to watch you be helpless underneath him. he wants to hear you beg for him, but he would not admit this to you, but we all know.
- he can switch up between praising and degrading you, but the degradation doesn't go too far, he doesn't want to actually be mean to you. sometimes he would just throw in some phrases about how easily you get aroused for him. how you are His partner and no one else would be able to please you how he does. when you whine about him teasing he would almost mock you, "poor baby.. feeling so good? do you want me to keep going baby? keep on making these pretty sounds for me and i'll give you what you want again.." his voice would be absolutely dripping with sarcasm and he would have a stupid smirk on his face
- would ask to tie your hands or handcuff you
- he would fw being blindfolded
- when he is submissive he whimpers and whines constantly. it is so easy to elicit sounds from him. he is far more sensitive to your touch than he wants to admit.
- his partner taking control of him makes him so hard. he gets so high on the pleasure his partner gives him, his eyes glazed over and repeating your name and small affirmations of how good he feels
- he secretly loves being overstimulated. he gets almost embarrassed when he feels so good that all he can do is whine and moan under you. when he cums again he lays there panting, face flushed, and traces his hands across your hips and back admiring how good you look.
- he would love toys. he would get a vibrator so he could use it to tease you or overstimulate you. toys are not competition for him, they are a tool for your pleasure. just another thing for him to experiment with.
- sometimes he is Not silly with it. sometimes he is on top with his hand resting on your neck, nipping at your neck with his teeth, thrusting into you hard, and groaning dirty things into your ear. "i'm making you feel so good, aren't i?" "you're so good for me, baby." "it's pathetic how wet you get for me." he is cocky, but well deserved because he knows you feel good. he might be an asshole sometimes but ultimately he cares about your pleasure as much as his own. even when it feels like he is using you to get off.
- as mentioned before he is a little FREAK. he is willing to try most things once with a partner he trusts. he's had a few hookups in the past but nothing serious, just something to satiate his desires.
- would pull a quickie with you in his shop when he's feeling desperate and horny. sometimes his hormones will run rampant and he will do stupid things for the thrill of getting off. subconsciously the idea that you guys could get caught excited him, his dick throbs at the idea, but he thinks it's just heat of the moment with you
- in the beginning of the relationship he would always throw out the line "the hat stays on during sex" but after a few weeks he would let you take it off for him...
- average size, but thicker than average. cut. but he knows how to use it. one prominent vein running down the length of it. he goes crazy when you run your tongue up it, especially if you maintain eye contact. (although he does struggle with eye contact...)
- loves your thighs. loves your chest. loves your stomach. anything he can grab at. he loves to have his hands on you.
- does not often say how good he thinks you look even though you are perfect in his eyes (again, cannot communicate sometimes).. the touching and grabbing and kissing all over your figure is his way of showing his appreciation for your looks. when he praises you he usually talks about how good you feel and how good you do certain acts for him
- some nights, saved for special occasions, he takes you nice and slow. not teasing, just romantic, in his own way. he takes his time kissing your body. his thrusts into you are slow and controlled, his hand finds yours and fingers intertwine with your own. his stomach is filled with butterflies, unfamiliar but pleasant, and his eyes have stars in them that only you can see.
- he does not play about eating pussy. after the first time he tried it he continued to have pathetic thoughts of begging to taste you again, he yearned to have his mouth on you while your hands gently tugged at his hair. the way your thighs squeezed his head when you climaxed, he would've been content going out like that.
that damned chairâcold metal carved like a throne, chains running like veins across its surface, wrapping around his wrists, his throat, his chest. they glow faintly, seals etched in cruel calligraphy by trembling captains too afraid to look him in the eye. the room is cold, silent, deep in the shadows of the muken. no sunlight. no time.
but aizen still smiles.
eyes half-lidded, lashes casting faint shadows over amber irises that gleam like honey in candlelight. he watches youâcalm, unblinking, amusedâlike a beast who knows it cannot be hunted. even now. even caged.
even bound like this, his voice slips through the silence like poison in silk.
âyouâve been dreaming about this,â he says softly. not a question. a fact.
you swallow hard.
he canât move. thatâs what they told you. the seals suppress his power, lock his limbs. he shouldnât even feel.
but his eyes burn into you like fire licking across skin.
âyou thought if i was helpless, you could have me,â he says, voice smooth, condescending, curious. âyouâre trembling, little one.â
youâre not sure whether itâs arousal or fear. probably both.
the slow drip of your arousal starts even before you climb onto his lap. you feel obscene doing itâstraddling him, skirt pushed up around your hips, his uniform still pristine and white beneath you despite the shackles, the years, the silence.
his body is warm.
too warm.
âyou were expecting something colder, werenât you?â he purrs, breath fanning across your cheek as you hover just over him, the outline of your soaked cunt grazing the bulge in his uniform trousers. âa corpse. a relic. not this.â
he chuckles low when your hips stutter forward against him, hungry, needy.
you tug his robe open, and he lets youâbecause youâre not in control here, not really. even with his wrists chained, even with his power sealed, the weight of aizenâs presence wraps around you like gravity.
and his cockâlong, thick, impossibly hardâslaps against your stomach the second you free it. pre-cum already weeping from the tip, slicking your skin. he didnât need to touch you. you were already soaked.
âride me,â he says.
you hesitate.
âride me,â he repeats, more forcefully, and the seal flickers for just a momentâjust a flash of spiritual pressure enough to make your breath catch, your cunt clench in anticipation.
you sink onto him.
the stretch is blinding. too much, too thick, too deep. his cock splits you open slow, inch by inch, until youâre bottomed out, hips shaking, walls fluttering around him.
he doesnât groan.
he just watches you. smiling.
you rock your hips. grind down. try to claim somethingâanythingâfrom the man no one can tame. but even now, youâre the one trembling. his cock fits inside you too perfectly, like it was made for you, like he already knew every pulse, every clench, every twitch of your desperate body.
âis this what you imagined?â he whispers. âdid you touch yourself thinking of me? did you cum crying my name into your sheets like a desperate little slut?â
you moanâhalf shame, half euphoriaâand he laughs. a warm, rich sound that curls around your spine like a hand.
âi donât even need to move,â he murmurs. âand youâll fall apart for me.â
you do.
you cum hard, walls spasming around his cock, thighs shaking, slick gushing down your legs and puddling on the floor beneath the chair. but heâs still hard. still smiling.
still waiting.
because this isnât about your pleasure. not really.
this is about how many times youâll break before he cums once.
âagain,â he commands, voice sharp now. âuse me.â
and you do.
over and over.
until your thighs give out. until your voice is hoarse from screaming his name. until youâve cum so many times you lose count, and still his cock fills youâhard, swollen, pulsingâbut he wonât release.
not yet.
âyou havenât earned it,â he says softly.
then his spiritual pressure flares againâjust a sliverâand you scream, body locking up, squirting uncontrollably around him.
eyes wide. lips trembling. cunt stuffed full of cock. spirit broken.
and still, he smiles.
âbeg me.â
he says it so gently.
you will.
because you want it.
you need it.
because heâs aizen.
and no one fucks you like a man who doesnât even have to move.
Stalker!Aizen who uses the HĹgyoku to create new Arrancar who are specialized to track you down wherever you are. He uses them to his advantage, so he always knows whatâs happening in your life. Itâs not like he couldnât do it by himself but heâs a busy man.
Stalker!Aizen who sends you handwritten loveletters where he detailed tells you, how obsessed and in love he is with you. Making you clear that you belong to him and that there will be bad consequences if you decide to press charges or else.
Stalker!Aizen who installed multiple little cameras in your home, at places you will never even think about it. Such as in your plushies or in the corners of your room, they are so minimal you wouldnât see them with the naked eye. He also has hacked your own webcam so whenever you have your laptop open, he can easily observe you.
Stalker!Aizen who sends you tons of expensive gifts such as beautiful jewelry, the prettiest and biggest bouquets of red roses and letâs not forget about the rather inappropriate gifts. He loves to send you sexy lingerie sets or even pictures of his dick or videos of himself jerking off to your pictures.
Stalker!Aizen whose identity is a mystery to you. There are little details that you easily could put together, but he always makes sure you wonât find out his identity if he doesnât wants it to. He loves holding you in suspense or rather in fear, heâs just as much of a sadistic psychotic man.
Stalker!Aizen who follows you at a distance home or wherever you go, when he has the time for it. Keeping an sharp eye on you and making sure no other guy becomes any bad ideas. He knows you are a beautiful woman and Men swoon over you, but letâs not forget here that you are his and his only.
Stalker!Aizen who has a own private little room in his palace in hueco mundo, where he only has access to it. Itâs filled with different monitors from the many cameras he has placed in your apartment. Watching you while you take a shower, while you cook something for dinner or even when you take a damn piss. He writes your whole daily routine down on paper and as soon as there is a change he will notice it. He is totally obsessed with you and knows every fucking detail about you and your life.
Stalker!Aizen who kills everyone without hesitation who gets to close to you for his own liking. You have a date? You will never hear of this guy again, thinking he ghosted you while in reality the guy not even exists anymore. He leaves no traces because he is an complete professional and makes sure no one will ever even think about that missing person again.
Stalker!Aizen who spends his evening in his monitoring room, comfortably sitting in his chair while he watches how you satisfy yourself. He wishes that it would be him, fucking your pretty pussy with his throbbing thick cock instead of your dildo or vibrator but he is a patient man. So he observes gracefully while stroking his hardened pretty length and having his orgasm right on time while you reach yours so beautifully.
Stalker!Aizen who once watched you while you had Sex with your Ex Boyfriend before he made sure he will go disappearing. Just because he wanted to find out what makes you tick or makes you worked up so when heâs the one to get to pound your pretty cunt, he will do so much better. Heâs determined that one day you will go crazy after him and his dick that you will never even think about anything else but him again.
Stalker!Aizen who easily and innocently sneaks into your life after observing you for a long time. Appearing randomly at your workplace as an customer, visiting the same bars and supermarkets as you and slowly but perfectly befriending you. After a time of course he would ask you out, giving you the best time of your whole life without letting you know who he really is.
Stalker!Aizen who still would keep up the act as your Stalker even though he already had claimed you as his own. Gently reassuring you that everything will be alright and that he will protect you from this crazy Stalker. While in Reality heâs just a little too wicked for his own good and gets heavily turned on by your fear and the fact that you donât know that the guy who fucks you every night is your Stalker.
As Uryuâs twin sister you are going to be the complete opposite of each other.
Iâm talking like this man becomes a doctor, while you thrive in being a supermodel. (Your father is very proud of both of you equally.)
Ryuken Ishida is a cold man like, sparkly vampire level skin cold, but the man is the type to crack with his only daughter. (Definitely loves you more than Uryu, but does not want you to be a supermodel.)
You are something that Uryu and your father can agree on, which is your happiness and health is a top priority for them. (God help the poor soul that dates you.)
Now Ishida genes are strong, meaning you are going to be a beautiful individual and the princess of your school. (Youâre basically the Prince Yuki.)
So, when people at school connect the dots that Uryu is your brother it confuses them because how is the most visible person twins with the most invisible person. (You both would be in the #1 spot on the board but you sometimes forget to write your name leaving you in second place.)
You are the reason Uryu is so good at sewing because when you were little your adored princess dresses and dressing up in general, so to make you happy he would make you dresses to show off in. (As you got older you still wore outfits he would make you.)
You also are talented when it comes to art as you will make paintings and they are hanging up all around your home. (It relates to your Quincy powers.)
Your Quincy powers that you knew nothing about until later when Uryu and you were injured that rainy night when some red pineapple guy and a handsome man were trying to take Rukia.Â
Next thing you know you have some weird hat man telling you, youâre a thing called a Quincy and your twin has been keeping you in the dark this whole time. (Kisuke Urahara is a fire starter.)
One day while Uryu is training to be better to protect you, you want to protect him but your powers come out as a form of frustration when youâre painting and suddenly the butterfly you were painting comes to life and off the page. (Think more like Sai from Naruto, but itâs spiritual energy/light instead of ink.)
Ryuken and Uryu wanted you to have a semi-normal life, so they shield you from the truth until Kisuke spilt the beans. (Your father does find him and threatens him to stay away from you because heâs a pervert.)
Every man who looks at you for too long is a pervert to them, which leads us back to the man who dates you.
The lucky boy who dates you is our baby boy Ichigo Kurosaki!
Ichigo Kurosaki, who never follows a crowd, couldn't help falling for your charm.Â
The first time he saw you was when these delinquents were bullying a kid and before Ichigo could intervene, you stepped in from carrying a paint can to the art room. (You tried asking them nicely to leave the boy alone, and when they didnât you had to beat the leader with the paint can causing the other to run away.)
He found it admirable how you were willing to help others even when the other guy was bigger than you.
From there he would see you around a lot whether it was helping someone carry papers, or coaching his little sisterâs soccer team, or even walking past his window one morning after delivering something for your father to his dad. (He didn't know who your father was!)
It wasnât a total shock that he didnât notice Uryuâs presence next to you in the halls since his eyes were solely on you once you entered a room.Â
Uryu and Ichigo hate each other [despite being besties], but theyâre goal is to keep you safe since they donât know at the time you have Quincy powers.Â
This leads to how much Kisuke and Yoruichi love a grand entrance, because while the core three is training with cat Yoruichi and Ichigo is with the candy shop gang, youâre being trained by both of them in secret.Â
Jaws on the floor when on the day of departure to the soul society and you come in on a giant bird made of light, jumping off of it into Ichigoâs waiting arms.Â
It was in that moment you saw potential in Ichigo Kurosaki playing the part of your prince charming you dreamed of as a little girl.
BONUS
When Ryuken walks into your room and finds a note saying not only have you been training to protect Uryu but Ichigo! (He called Isshin to tell [threaten] he keep his filthy son away from his daughter.)
âŚ..Isshin immediately burst into tears to express his joy to the portrait of his wife that they were going to have a new daughter-in-law for the future.
It is such a nice feeling to be rewarded with a nice a person after going through hardships with another. It mends you. The compensation for all the betrayal you went through and it lets you finally experience happiness and acceptance.
Shinji was the perfect person to appear in Hinamori's life after what she went through. I think of at as, he was an amendment to her. After the shock and betrayal she went through with Aizen, let alone the mental, the physical damage he put her though. Hinamori was for sure down and would find it really hard to trust anybody ever again. But then Shinji showed up. With all his goofiness and good naturedness and easy going personality (and momo is such a delicate soul.) And he helped mend her.
My exact words! Shinji's such a sun. The way that he understands people's hearts and their grief because he has gone through similar stuff, and how he continues to warm their hearts (even passively) is such an overlooked characteristic of him. For all his silliness and flirty attitude, he's the kind of man I'd feel safe around.
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