A horrible decision really

"Here comes the smolder" Flynn Rider here! I'm going to tell the story about how I found myself in this strange city.. No, I'm just kidding, it's too long and boring. Instead, I'll probably blabber about the trouble a certain blonde girl with ridiculously long hair is giving me. Oh, there's a horse with an attitude problem in this story too. You're in for a treat. Rank: Citizen District Epsilon Weapons: Wooden sword and a frying pan

[healingblondie]

“I did want to see them! I mean, I do!”

“But what about after that? What do I do when that moment ends? Go back home and stay there for another 18 years? I want to see Mother but I want freedom and… And I actually have that here!”

“…And what about you? If you go back won’t you have to continue hiding yourself from guards all the time?”

[ineedacastle]

"You don't have to go back to your Tower if you don't want to, you know. Even after you see those lanterns, I'll..", he trailed off, thinking for a moment. "I'll figure something out, but if you don't want to go back, you're not forced to. I know how good it feels to be free."

She was actually right, in this city he didn't worry about being wanted. "I'm not wanted, that's for sure.. and I don't have any family back home so I'm not exactly attached."

"Look, Blondie. If you want to go back, I'm helping you get there. If you really want to stay here, mind you, they said we can never leave after that, I can.. again, figure something out. I'm a genius, you know."

[healingblondie]

“Yeah! The lanterns! I totally didn’t forget about them…!”

“But y’know, Eugene, maybe staying isn’t really such a bad idea? I mean… The… People are nice?”

[ineedacastle]

"You wouldn't mind staying here..?"

"I mean sure, those people don't seem to dislike me a lot, but I thought that you wanted to see those lanterns and mother dearest. You do realise that if you were to stay, you would never, ever go back, right?"

[ineedacastle]

"Blondie? Blondie! Guess who can see those lanterns sooner than we thought!"

[disneyroyalty]

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[ofthesouthernisle]

"Prince Hans, of the Southern Isles. Heir to the throne."

{ Thirteenth in line, but still. }

[ineedacastle]

"You're not King so..I wouldn't show off so much if I were you,buddy."

[kimberly-chan-deactivated201603]

[ineedacastle]

"My hands aren't full this time around so they've got no proof."

"I'll wave at the poor souls who end up locked in a dungeon."

[nighttimetale-deactivated201401]

[ofthesouthernisle]

{ Too many peasants, is more like. }

"I see. Sorry that you feel that way, but we aren’t going anywhere. What do they call you, sir?"

[ineedacastle]

"Well, as long as I can get some extra gold out of this.."

"The name's Flynn Rider, maybe you've heard of me? And what's yours, Prince boy?"

[ofthesouthernisle]

"Is that any way to speak to a prince?"

{ Show some more respect, you degenerate. But he couldn’t say that out loud, of course. }

[ineedacastle]

"A prince, huh? There's so much royalty around here for my taste.."

[demoninabottle]

"…You’re so disney… " 

"Hahahhahahah…ahhha..hahh…. no."

[ineedacastle]

"Too what now? Been called a couple of things before, but not that.."

"Keeping all the super for yourself huh, I see how it is."

[demoninabottle]

"…You’re extremely annoying, Mr Dick Rider.” 

"Yeah he’s a super soldier, not any guard." 

[ineedacastle]

"Oh, wow. Wow,wow,wow.. I sure hope any kids didn't get that. You sure need to wash that mouth of yours with soap, Mister."

"I always wanted to have super strength.. I've got the superhuman looks anyway.."

[demoninabottle]

"Fancy word? I just heard hurhurhururhur come out of your mouth. Pronounce words properly, don’t make me be your grammar teacher." 

"By the way, you diss the beard one more time and I’ll set a super soldier on you." 

[ineedacastle]

"Oh, you're a teacher now too? My, my, how talented you are Mister..Stork? Was that it?"

"Bring it on, I've faced the Royal Guard and let me tell you that, they're a completely joke."

[demoninabottle]

"Your beard is ugly… Pal." 

[ineedacastle]

"Well, your whole face matches your beard style."

"Horrendous. Look at me using a fancy word right here."

[napoleonmagnussen]

"I thought I told you to retract the statement. I didn’t ask for your life story; trust me, if I wanted to know that, I have ways to find that information.” Magnussen also has ways of finding information one would much rather keep secret.

"Do I have to ask you again, or would you like to remain on my nice list?"

[ineedacastle]

"If I were to take it back, hypothetically speaking here, will you just promise not to mention that horrible name that begins with an 'E' when you're referring to me?"

[demoninabottle]

"I don’t care."

"My beard is better than yours. Case and point." 

[ineedacastle]

"Such a shame. If you weren't so delusional about the beauty of your beard we could even be pals."

[napoleonmagnussen]

"You’re on my good list. I don’t like you, but I don’t immediately hate you. That is a good place to be. At least, you will be once you retract that creepy uncle guy comment."

[ineedacastle]

"Well, I've been in a situation where I've been hated by about..10 people more or less. Oh, and a crazy horse, how can I leave him out of this. So I'm pretty used to it, to be honest."