no ones side kick.

Claire Temple. 29, Nurse to many Hell's Kitchen resident, Survivor. {MCU, Mun is 20+ so expect NSFW, which will be tagged appropriately. I roleplay with everyone, but can be selective.} Used to be thedevilsnurse, tag things under thedevilsnurse or ineedaholiday. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "4890082"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=In Need&e2=In Need&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); {Under construction}

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Lol I'm baaaaack

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Jfc I love Luke cage to death

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Terrible Choices

"I can't believe you just did that."

"You're going to do WHAT?!"

"Let me count the ways that this is a bad idea..."

"Please tell me you're joking."

"You are going to have a LOT of explaining to do over this one."

"You can make all the excuses all you want, but you really fucked up this time."

"So... I did something that might have been a terrible idea..."

"Do you think we could just forget last night?"

"I'm not sure what happened, but I have a feeling I know who was behind it."

"You know that little voice inside your head that tells you not to do the thing? Listen to it next time."

"You're not a teenager anymore. Stop acting like it."

"What's the worst that could happen from all this?"

"Do not talk to me again."

"It really wasn't THAT bad a decision, was it?"

"Yeah. Okay. I screwed up. Now what do I do about it?"

"Don't try to pin this all on me. WE did this. You were involved."

"You don't have that little voice that tells you when something's a bad idea, do you?"

[text] What happened? Everything's a blur.

"Please, please tell me what I did wrong."

"That was just a giant clusterfuck, wasn't it?"

[knwoles]

L E M O N A D E // beyoncé

[onlyslightlysmarter]

So, I set up a GoFundMe to help fund my dream of making my own craft business, and, it’s basically the only thing that brings in money for me at the moment as I’m a little jobless.

Check it out here

Thank you, Charlotte. :) Places you can find the beginnings of Charlotte’s Crafts online!! Instagram.com/charlottesxcrafts charlottesxcrafts.weebly.com https://www.facebook.com/charliesxcrafts/

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things said on skype starters. 

❝ Congrats. You are a rich white girl. ❞ ❝ Meant to be. ❞ ❝ Oh god, I’m gonna die a hetro. ❞ ❝ That’s it. Get in the octagon, you bitch. ❞ ❝ I’m going to shove a XXL shrek dildo up your ass. ❞ ❝ The only thing I need is black coffee to fill my darkened soul. ❞ ❝’He’s nice’ is code for ‘his dick was in my mouth’. ❞ ❝ Shove a flaming mailbox up their puny asshole. ❞ ❝ And I have 99 ways to kill you, but I’m not bragging. ❞ ❝ Can someone please murder me? ❞ ❝ I look like a tanned, wrinkly walnut. ❞ ❝ I’m married to jesus, you fuck. ❞ ❝ That’s it. I’m kidnapping you. ❞ ❝ I love you, but you’re seriously a dumbass. ❞ ❝ You’re breaking my achy breaky heart. ❞ ❝ Stop being so cute and talented. It pisses me off. ❞ ❝ To see the boner, you must first be the boner. ❞ ❝ Satan was the most beautiful angel. He had the most beautiful barf. I’m sure. ❞ ❝ Dark humor isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby. ❞ ❝ I’d say ‘mark me down as scared and horny’, but I don’t get scared. Just horny. ❞ ❝ Bitch, give me my fucking McMuffin or so help me, I will shove this fucking gun up your ass and fire it. ❞ ❝ My ass is great, but I am not. ❞ ❝ I will rip out your eyes and feed them to you. ❞ ❝ No, I’m not buying a virtual dildo. ❞ ❝ Why am I way more hardcore? I want answers. ❞ ❝ That’s more unrealistic than world peace. ❞ ❝ You know what else is really hard? My dick. ❞ ❝ What’s the opposite of excellent? Gay? ❞ ❝ Were you here when we talked about dick suckers anonymous? ❞ ❝ That sounds like a you problem. ❞ ❝ May the pussy spirit possess you. ❞ ❝ I wish my uterus wasn’t such a little bitch. ❞ ❝ I proudly have no dick. ❞ ❝ God, I just love talking shit about people. ❞ ❝ I’m so cute though that I’m pretty sure I’d be forgiven for murder. ❞ ❝ May the gay be with us. ❞ ❝ Get your ass back here. ❞ ❝ My kink is vengeance and equality. ❞ ❝ Go suck Donald Trump’s moldy dick. ❞ ❝ Dweeb means ‘dick with eyebrows’ so you’re calling someone a walking penis. ❞ ❝ There is no con, you whore. ❞ ❝ I’m not a ho, I’m a slut. ❞ ❝ Pinch my cheeks and I’ll bite your finger off. ❞ ❝ Stab him. ❞ ❝ I have never appreciated being nippled more. ❞ ❝ I’m so gay. ❞ ❝ I will fucking fight you. ❞ ❝ Go suck a dick, but with love. ❞ ❝ Listen bitch. ❞ ❝ I say some bombass shit. ❞ ❝ Oh, that person is dead. Sucks for them. ❞ ❝ Fry me, daddy. ❞ ❝ Are we telling God to fry us? ❞ ❝ I know what I said, bitch ass hoe. ❞

[pinkpassionpop]

Matt: *is matt*

Claire:

season 2 update: 

[onlyslightlysmarter]

So, I set up a GoFundMe to help fund my dream of making my own craft business, and, it’s basically the only thing that brings in money for me at the moment as I’m a little jobless.

Check it out here

Thank you, Charlotte. :) Places you can find the beginnings of Charlotte’s Crafts online!! Instagram.com/charlottesxcrafts charlottesxcrafts.weebly.com https://www.facebook.com/charliesxcrafts/

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                    Consider this strike THREE! 

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IM STILL ALIVE!! I promise!!

[onlyslightlysmarter]

So, I set up a GoFundMe to help fund my dream of making my own craft business.

Check it out here

Summary:

Hey!! My name is Charlotte, I’m Twenty-One going on Twenty-Two and I’m the creator of Charlie’s Crafts, for years now I’ve been really interested in making things and have tried to do so ever since I was a kid. At the ripe age of eight, my mother taught me how to knit and that sparked my interest in creating things, but when I grew up I lost interest and a good ten years later the spark is back again and it’s bigger and brighter than ever. I’ve broadened my interests and have now started to create more things then just knit, last year I began making soaps and lost interest pretty quickly as it was very difficult for me to uphold, but this year I started something a little smaller and that is card making. With Card Making I feel that it really lets my creativity fly, and recently over Christmas I had made a couple bunches of cards and successfully sold them to friends and family, which sparked a new light in me. OPENING MY OWN ETSY SHOP/BUSINESS! The money would be used to help me buy more supplies to help start up my Etsy and to also help me experiment with a lot more things that I couldn’t without help, as some craft supplies are a little pricey. I really hope this interests you enough to actually help, I’ll be forever grateful, because you helped me actually achieve one of the best things I’ll ever do. Thank You. Charlotte. :) Places you can find the beginnings of Charlotte’s Crafts online!! Instagram.com/charlottesxcrafts charlottesxcrafts.weebly.com https://www.facebook.com/charliesxcrafts/

[onlyslightlysmarter]

So, I set up a GoFundMe to help fund my dream of making my own craft business.

Check it out here

Summary:

Hey!! My name is Charlotte, I’m Twenty-One going on Twenty-Two and I’m the creator of Charlie’s Crafts, for years now I’ve been really interested in making things and have tried to do so ever since I was a kid. At the ripe age of eight, my mother taught me how to knit and that sparked my interest in creating things, but when I grew up I lost interest and a good ten years later the spark is back again and it’s bigger and brighter than ever. I’ve broadened my interests and have now started to create more things then just knit, last year I began making soaps and lost interest pretty quickly as it was very difficult for me to uphold, but this year I started something a little smaller and that is card making. With Card Making I feel that it really lets my creativity fly, and recently over Christmas I had made a couple bunches of cards and successfully sold them to friends and family, which sparked a new light in me. OPENING MY OWN ETSY SHOP/BUSINESS! The money would be used to help me buy more supplies to help start up my Etsy and to also help me experiment with a lot more things that I couldn’t without help, as some craft supplies are a little pricey. I really hope this interests you enough to actually help, I’ll be forever grateful, because you helped me actually achieve one of the best things I’ll ever do. Thank You. Charlotte. :) Places you can find the beginnings of Charlotte’s Crafts online!! Instagram.com/charlottesxcrafts charlottesxcrafts.weebly.com https://www.facebook.com/charliesxcrafts/

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                                                                  W A R N I N G :                                          do NOT mistake my goodness for weakness                                              (it’ll be the last mistake you ever make)

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SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID WHILE DRUNK SENTENCE MEME.

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❝ don’t tell anybody i was drinking. ❞ ❝ it’s not drinking alone if the kids are home! ❞ ❝ i’m not that drunk. i can still take my clothes off. ❞ ❝ i lost my pants… but i found myself. ❞ ❝ what am i doing? searching… for life. ❞ ❝ a straw is just a test tube, but with an extra hole in the bottom. ❞ ❝ i feel like a pickle torpedo… in a sea of graham cracker crumbs. ❞ ❝ IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! ❞ ❝ I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!! ❞ ❝ they’re a vip at that one strip club. what’s it called again? um… golden corral? ❞ ❝ if i had forty-seven dragons, i’d give you one. but only one. ❞ ❝ the drunkness… is FUCKING ME. ❞ ❝ suck my dick, i’m a pterodactyl. ❞ ❝ does a tree shit in the woods? ❞ ❝ 2-4-5-8, what do we all fucking hate? MATH. ❞ ❝ this liquor is so shitty, it couldn’t even get my pussy high. ❞ ❝ i don’t wanna FUCKING RHOMBUS! ❞ ❝ i used to be from mexico, but i’m not anymore. ❞ ❝ on a scale of one to russian, i’m vladimir putin. ❞ ❝ you can have a toke of my penis. ❞ ❝ dude, can you call my wallet? i think i lost it. ❞ ❝ thank you very hard. ❞ ❝ I DON’T REMEMBER IF I LIKE SNICKERS!! ❞ ❝ i’m not gay, i’m just an idiot. ❞ ❝ whoever told me this was dr. pepper eats whale cock. ❞ ❝ of course i’m not a cop. I FUCK HOOKERS!! ❞ ❝ oh look, my favorite couple, homeo and juliet. ❞ ❝ hamster nipples. ❞ ❝ IT’S A FUCKING AUTOMATIC COWBOY! ❞ ❝ do tomatoes have lettuce? ❞ ❝ c is for bitch. you bitch. ❞ ❝ i need to race like a piss horse. ❞ ❝ what the FUCK is a sonic?! ❞ ❝ return everything except the candy and condoms. ❞

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              ‘ If you take my drink away from me and I’ll rip your head off. ‘

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I may or may not have saved a URL to make and Elle Woods blog.

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Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.