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Shadowhunter Drinking Game

City of Bones Total = 67

Someone’s fingers were called long/slim - 8 A male shadowhunter’s attractiveness was mentioned - 15 Clare’s incest kink came out to play - 6 Jace was an ass to Alec - 10 Clary mentioned her mum - 12 Clary is attracted to/wants to kiss Jace - 8 A bad metaphor for a POCs skin was used - 2 Jace is compared to a lion - 3 A homophobic stereotype was used/mentioned - 3

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DEAR LORD this is not survival WHAT ALCOHOLIC DRINK IS LOW ENOUGH IN LEVELS IN ORDER TO GET THROUGH THIS???

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#kinda alarmed that fingers are mentioned so much too

lol that was just how many times fingers were described as long or slim, the actual word ‘fingers’ was used like 20 times a chapter

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S01E09 review

took a me a while to watch it, and several days, but here is my review.

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‘ Maybe this is where i am too old for this show, but i want them to be severely punished for everything. ‘

@prioritiesasstraightasalec look, it’s not just us

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Yes, I guess the reckless heroes just don’t sit well with us It’s so frustrating that Alec takes punishment after punishment but basically Izzy will get away with trial (BECAUSE ALEC WILL MAKE IT POSSIBLE) and we see Jace doing all well at the wedding after he fucking stole the mortal cup None of them deal with any consequences in the end, none of them learn their lesson. It’s not like I want them to get stripped of their marks or anything, but ANY repercussions??? The scene where they convince Magnus to help them in their plan quite confused me first time around. The fact that Magnus would go along. But if you listen closely at their choice of words, ‘IT’S FOR THE DOWNWORLDERS’ ‘THE CLAVE CANNOT JUST GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING’ their gestures, the fluctuation in their voices That is some WHOLE NEW LEVEL manipulation. Working on someone with experience who wouldn’t normally fall for that. It’s sort of horrifying and you can see right then and there why Izzy and Jace are usually the 'distraction’ who manage to squeeze information out of anyone.

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Isabelle is only slightly better than Jace in that she actually wanted to take the consequences for their actions. We’ve seen in the preview that she doesn’t want Alec to be involved in the trial. Not that that stops him, obviously.

And she did try to take the arranged marriage deal herself, asking Alec not to agree to it.

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Why do you hate TvJace so much? I see constant praise for Alec and Matt and just pages and pages of hate for Dom and Jace.

i don’t hate dom at all, i just hate the way the writers have written jace.

i hate that tv!jace only has time for alec when he needs his help with something, but is never around when alec needs him, and constantly leaves alec and izzy to take the fall for his actions.

i hate that tv!jace somehow thinks he has the right to tell clary who she is and isn’t allowed to be friends with, and who is or isn’t “good enough” for her.

i hate that tv!jace emotionally manipulates alec into making him do things that he is clearly uncomfortable doing, and using “we’re parabatai” and “you’re a man of honor” as an excuse.

i hate that tv!jace doesn’t even bother to stop and listen to alec’s advice or concerns (despite him being trained as a leader and a soldier his ~entire~ life, just immediately disregards it, but has all the time in the world to listen to clary’s ridiculous plans, despite her knowing literally nothing about the shadow world and her plans being reckless and dumb af.

i hate that tv!jace is somehow more concerned with saving clary’s mom so he can eventually get laid than the fate of the entire shadowhunter race..?

i hate that simon and clary have literally shown more concern for alec than his own parabatai has.

i hate that tv!jace goes on about how he and alec ‘swore and oath to protect each other’ and ‘fight side by side’ but when he found out alec was injured he was more concerned with making sure clary would be okay by herself for 5 minutes (which tbh if i was clary i would be insulted. she survived 18 yrs without u i think she’ll be fine for another half an hour)

i hate that tv!jace didn’t even ask alec ~why~ he was getting married, just expressed his immediate disapproval, and then had the audacity to try and use alec’s feelings against him.

most of all i hate that tv!jace is a fuckboy

#a thousand times yes #Dom is doing a great job #it's not his fault that Jace is the literal worst

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I... kind of wish the fandom wasn't so hard on Lydia. Malec aside, I think she's a great character that I want to see more of. I think the actress who plays her, just like the rest of the cast, is also doing a terrific job. Guys, Malec is endgame. And if the writers decide to screw that up, I doubt Lydia, the one who knows her marriage to Alec is purely political will be the one to come in between them. Don't hate on female characters just because you see her as a threat... that's awful.

Lydia is just doing her job. She’s only doing what she’s been told. Don’t hate the girl, hate the orders she has to follow.

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matthew daddario + animals

Dom: Matt doesn’t like pandas so I think [the nickname “Panda”] works on every level. Matt:Don’t tell them that, they’re very militant about the panda population.

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Jace: Hey Alec can you take out the trash?

Alec: I would, but you're already outside

*Max starts crying at 3am*

Alec [sleepily]: your turn

Magnus: ugh… fine

Magnus: *starts crying*

Alec: Honey?

Magnus: What?

Alec: Where's my shadowhunter gear?

Magnus: I, uh, put it away.

Alec: Where?

Magnus: Why do you need to know?

Alec: I need it!

Magnus: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Alec: The public is in danger!

Magnus: My evening's in danger!

Alec: You tell me where my suit is, warlock! We are talking about the greater good!

Magnus: 'Greater good?' I am your husband! I'm the greatest "good" you are ever gonna get!

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What do you think of Lydia?

I think Lydia is a welcome disruption to a plot line that was getting a little tired. All those Shadowhunters in that Institute and nothing is getting done? The fact that she waltzed in there and ripped them a new one is gratifying to say the least. She’s intelligent, hardworking, doesn’t take any crap while also being geniunely sympathetic to those who have earned her respect. Malec stuff aside, she’s a strong female character. We should all be so glad.

And don’t even get me started on her and Alec. She openly acknowledged him as a capable Shadowhunter when no one else (besides Isabelle and Magnus) in this damn show has. She respects his skill and intelligence and speaks to him like he’s an equal - her partner. She’s also clever enough to see what Alec is - a good man who is a total catch.

Malec stuff aside, right now Lydia is basically all of us.