can you fucking imagine if Huntercorp Sam and Dean stayed in the bunker longer and were just like. not even subtle about the incest. and Sam and Dean keep trying to ignore it or dismiss it as nothing ("I don't know, Sam, maybe rich people are just like that!") until they really can't avoid the truth.
like the Huntercorp brothers sit so close together and Dean swears he can see his hand -- other Dean's hand on other Sam's thigh, but he doesn't say a damn thing about it, and if Sam notices his other self swat other Dean's hand away under the table, he pretends not to know why.
when Huntercorp Dean makes a sexual innuendo, Dean hops on board and acts all impressed that other Dean shares his sense of humor, pointedly ignoring the fact that the innuendo was about his little brother and other Sam is blushing but isn't bothered almost like this is normal for them, and Sam doesn't quite know how to take that.
when the four of them are drinking and Huntercorp Sam plants a messy kiss on his brother's cheek, Sam and Dean just write it off as him being a lightweight, and if other Dean turns his head the next time it happens so that their lips touch well then it's obviously a mistake and the moment their glasses look close to being empty Sam is jumping up offering to get more drinks.
when Dean is not-so-subtly prying into Huntercorp Dean's sex life, asking if there are any girls, girlfriends, a wife -- no? okay, let's try boys, boyfriends, uhhh, hook-ups, flings, partners -- only for other Dean to tell him that yes, he has a life partner, it just took him a while to accept it, and he and other Sam share this soft-eyed look and Dean is pretty sure they're holding hands under the table but he forces a smile and congratulates his other self, pretending not to know who his partner is.
when one morning Sam gets up early and catches other Sam limping out of the guest room, the one he shares with other Dean ("I don't know what to tell you, Dean, they want to share a room. Better if they're all in one place, right?"), and his hair is not in its neat manbun, it's all messy, and Sam spots bruises on his neck but quickly looks away when other Sam says good morning. and there's a moment of attempted small talk before his other self just looks at him and goes "you two really haven't...?" and Sam plays dumb and goes "haven't what?" until other Sam just shakes his head and says nevermind.
finally, when the Huntercorp bros go back home, there's just this awkward, tense silence between them before Dean breaks it with an even more awkward "You don't think they were..." "Dean, we both know they were." "...Yeah. Yeah. Well. I'm going to pretend that never happened." "Me too." and they're both lying.
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