preposterous nonsense

water is exactly 0% celery

[depthgrips]

objection

[seriousfic]

Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.

[dikubutto]

why is nobody talking about this

[kingjaffejoffer]

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Olives are grinded to make oil. Fruits are squeezed to make juice. Flowers are crushed to make fragrance. Here are different ways to get the best out of something. If someday, you feel overwhelmed or downhearted, it is because Allah ‘Azzawajal wants to get the very best out of you. Have sabr my dear, for He is All-Seeing, All-Knowing.

[mdontheway]

If you are lucky enough to study what you love, don’t be lazy and study hard for those who just can’t.

Anonymous (via mdontheway)

[ouch]

[nirvikalpa-deactivated20130416]

The sign of a beautiful person is that they always see beauty in others.

Omar Suleiman (via bl-ossomed)

[quotemadness]

My soul and yours are the same, you appear in me, I in you, we hide in each other.

Rumi (via quotemadness)

[ineffablegallimaufry]

me to my significant other: you should watch this show

s/o: yeah maybe

me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-

[viyahshaadinikkah]

[sayaapa]

Aunty in the white with her hand on her glasses checking him out is me

[thenordroom]

[coltre]

heart: *develops feelings* brain : no nO NO NOOO (chorus:no no no) stick to the status quo

[just-shower-thoughts]

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

Please understand this.

[druun-deactivated20180630]

[aegontargaryen]

if you (Chris Evans) are free and single, you (Chris Evans) can always call or message me. I would love to get to know you (Chris Evans) better and spend some time with you (Chris Evans)

[aegontargaryen]

It’s Christmas soon and if anyone wants to make me happy just send me a present (Chris Evans)

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