owned by a slut for six of crows

| sometimes im here and sometimes im not | i may write stuff | i'll probably quote stuff |

[travellingthrupages]

thinking about giving up on school and then imagining kaz looking at me like im a piece of shit bc i gave up on the chance to be better than my enemies is what keeps me going m.

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I love being out here with a whole soc blog while also being too scared to watch the Shadow and Bone show because what if I don’t like it???

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Six of Crows as SAO Abridged Quotes

Kaz:  There’s no need to wonder where your God is, because he’s right here… and he’s fresh out of mercy.

Inej:  Ah, that's adorable. You think they're a threat. Well, you just sit tight. Show's about to start. Careful though, first three rows are a splash zone!

Nina:  YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, KID? I'LL THROW DOWN WITH AN EIGHT YEAR OLD! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

Matthias:  Oh, feelings? Yeah, I don't have those anymore. Went cold turkey.

Jesper:  So that's your plan uh? Make me feel feelings and then cut me down a peg? That cuts deep kid... but I respect that.

Wylan:  Oh yeah, we’re sprinting to our deaths at RECORD speed!

[dagnyart]

Question: Have you ever tried to overcome your  mysophobia? P.S. I think it’s not mysophobia,but his PTSD You can also ask Kaz anything you want in private messages here :)

[incorrectcrows]

Kaz: We both look great tonight.

Inej: You know, if you just said “you look great tonight”, I would’ve said “so do you”.

Kaz: I couldn’t take the chance.

[keszi-deactivated20210705]

Any barrel boss or gang member: *is within 100 feet of Inej*

Kaz Brekker:

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Real talk

[krugerevengeinej]

Modern AU Wesper

(Based on some events involving my friends that occured during English)

Teacher: Alright guys these are your new seats for--

Jesper, standing up from his seat: I have a problem with this.

Teacher: What?

Jesper: Yeah, uhm, I'm not next to Wylan.

Teacher: Well, you sat next to him last time, you're just going to have to--

Jesper: No, you don't understand I NEED to sit next to him.

Teacher: It's not that big of a deal.

Jesper: YoU cAn'T kEEp uS apART!

Teacher: Or what?

Jesper: I will lick every single one of these desks.

Wylan, suddenly, also standing up: I'll CRY AT YOU!

Some random kid, shouting: Let them be together!

*scattered applause*

Teacher, sighing defeatedly: If I let you sit together will you shut the hell up?

Wylan and Jesper in unison: Yes.

Jesper: *moves the kid sitting next to Wylan, his entire chair with him in it, and proceeds to gay sit on the desk.

*more student applause*

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Wylan at the end of Six of Crows:

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Six of Crows as Cats

Kaz: 

Inej:

Nina:

Matthias:

Jesper:

Wylan:

[sixstrongcrowbbs]

Inej: I will have you without armour, kaz Brekker, or i will not have you at all

Kaz:

[sixstrongcrowbbs]

*bar tending at the crow club*

Nina: I’d like a martini, make it virgin

Kaz: ok, I’ll make it, just stop calling me that

[alightwithwords]

Kaz, when meeting literally anyone other than the Crows:

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Six of Crows as Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse gifs

Kaz

Inej

Jesper

Wylan

Nina

Matthias

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Jesper: Sometimes in order to win at chess, you have to sacrifice the king.

Wylan:

Wylan: Jesper no, that’s exactly how you lose at chess. Get back here—

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Nina: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Matthias: I get up at 5 am.

Nina: [spinning on her heel and walking away quickly] NEVER MIND

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Kaz, smiling: Don’t be late to Inej's surprise birthday party or I’ll slit your throats

Kaz: [laughs]

Jesper: You don’t have to fake a laugh, we know you mean it

Kaz, instantly dropping his smile: Good