okay so if i hypothetically were to write a crows at the beach fic would anyone hypothetically read it?? also it's hypothetically set in noyvi zem when they all go visit colm
and if hypothetically my hcs were so far hypothetically
inej befriends the seagulls: "crows are their cousins!" kaz thinks this is ridiculous because, no, crows and seagulls are not cousins and crows are much superior in his view
wylan and jesper walk along the beach and wylan keeps pointing out animals by there scientific names: "ooh look a Tripedalia cystophora!" jesper doesnt know what the hell is happening but he loves his boyfriend
nina spends most of her time sunbathing but at one point matthias finds some tubes and they go in together but come back out pretty quickly because nina is cold (the cold doesn't bother matthias at all because he's used to fjerda)
jesper dives into the water right off the bat but then retreats back to where wylan is sitting under an umbrella because he gets bored super easily and just walks around wylan and they talk until wylan decides to finally get in the water
wylan wears a swim shirt because his ginger ass will get sunburnt (hey dont hate me i speak from experience)
inej has convinced kaz to forgo his collar and suspenders (begrudgingly) and instead he wears a t shirt and cargo pants plus gloves ofc (inej CANNOT convince him to get in the water sadly)
inej and nina build sand castles and jesper accidentally crushes it and they make him rebuild it (wylan thinks this is the FUNNIEST thing but helps anyway and does most of the work)
matthias and kaz at some point end up being the only two not building sand castles and sit in brooding silence while watching their girlfriends. the silence isn't exactly uncomfortable though.
these are only some of my hypothetical ideas
