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I was having a good day. We were all having a good days.
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do u have a Big Purple Pussy Wussy
I was having a good day. We were all having a good days.
The not-so-mysterious sake-placer returns to the scene of the 'crime' to find the sake bottle gone/ Unsure if this is a good sign or not, she decides to just go for it, taking a step up onto the bridge.
LOUD SNARLING.
Mysteriously, a bottle of high-grade sake has been left at the foot of the bridge nearest to the Ancient City. How'd that get there?
Oh, look at that. One swipe of a giant ‘gator’s tail has sent it flying into the distance. What a shame and a waste of good sake.
Marisa is going to use this as an opportunity to sneak past Parsee.
You probably should not try that.
>If you need her, she’s just gonna be curling up with her new big ass demon’gator friend Leviathan. No oni allowed.
*The Sign says no Oni allowed. Cirno is not an Oni, So Cirno is allowed in, just look at her follow.*
>If you need her, she’s just gonna be curling up with her new big ass demon’gator friend Leviathan. No oni allowed.
“How’m I not supposed to feel bad after– mmrrgh. I didn’t.. I didn’t think you’d hear me. I mean, that doesn’t excuse it but.. sorry, Parsee.”
All the “sorry”s in Former Hell couldn’t make Yuugi feel less like an asshole.
“You’re not supposed to feel bad because it’s a hypothetical question, idiot.”
You know, I get it--I understand it--I even think it’s really noble of her to think all that--but, but somehow--”
“...It really hurts.”
inescapableinvidia replied to your post “(Scissor) Parsee or Suika”
“…Mm. I don’t blame you.”
“Parsee I– it’s just– you know I wouldn’t let either of you die if I could help it…”
“Would you relax? I said I didn’t blame you. Logically, of course you’d save your friend.”
That didn’t mean it didn’t make her burn with jealousy. Just that she understood.
*Buries Parsee in Zubats*
Not even surprised at this point.
ouroboros [closed, @sakebloodedbear,reincarnation!au]
Yuugi had said yes!
It had taken some prodding--especially after the apparent oni had revealed her secret so selflessly--but Parsee had managed to get her to agree to a dinner. It was the very least she could provide after the woman had guided her out of those woods and kept her protected.
And with this, perhaps she could convince others that the oni weren’t as awful and barbaric as many claimed. It would be a step in the proper direction!
She held tight to Yuugi’s hand as she pulled her along toward Mizuhashi-sama’s abode, brown hair tousled from her adventures.
“You will not regret it!” She assured her friend, tossing her shoes to the entrance and making sure Yuugi did the same, pulling the oni into the large home. “This will be a good step! My fiance, he will see that the oni are good. You will have a nice meal and a safe rest.”
She faced the blonde haired woman with a smile that hurt her cheeks.
“Is that not exciting?”
dark moon rising [closed, @sakebloodedbear]
Yuugi breathed out a sigh of relief. Parsee hadn’t been injured, and that’s what was important.
Honestly, Yuugi didn’t much care if there was such a rule – not that there was. She was, after all, the one who was technically in charge down here. At least within the confines of the City. Plus, these things filtered out, and they were, to a small extent, healing springs. Plenty of oni would come in here after a bout just to relax and rejuvenate. They weren’t extremely powerful, but they would remove the pain fro ma bruise or clear out a bloodied wound just fine.
“For nothing, huh? Mmmph. I’ll agree to disagree with you there, Parsee.” As the demon shifted closer, Yuugi’s arm resting on the rim twitched, curling in slightly. “I couldn’t help but panic, you know? I’ll handle things better–..” She didn’t want to say next time, so she simply trailed off. Instead, she watched Parsee pour more water onto her wound, rivulets of blood and black mixed with spring-water running down her body into the spring before swirling and disappearing.
“Yeah, I mean, I guess. But they still bit me. They were kind of asking to get punched.” She rotated her free hand’s wrist, cracking her knuckles as she watched Parsee’s expression change. “Hmmm.. I mean, maybe. That’s sort of spooky, huh? It could also just be Kisume and Yamame. You know, the two that live near the entrance. They’re a pretty curious little duo.”
Her voice became lower and softer as she watched Parsee, seeing her eyes start to droop. With the demon now leaning against her, Yuugi fought to keep a blush from rising to her cheeks – and failed. At least she could blame it on the heat. Her gaze stubbornly remained above shoulder-height, which was actually easier now that Parsee’s body was turned.
The question threw her off-guard, and she lifted the arm that had started to drop down to wrap around Parsee away. The laughter made her frown ,and thought Parsee was drowsy, she could tell it was a serious question. Turning her head away, she closed her eyes and breathed in, thinking.
“No, love definitely shouldn’t do that,” she immediately agreed, first and foremost. “I– sure, I mean, I’ve felt love before.. romantic, platonic. That’s just.. normal.” She reached up, scratching behind one of her own ears. “As for what it’s like.. that can sort of vary from person to person, so this is just my experience talking. It’s like.. wanting to be with someone as much as you can but also respecting their boundaries, their limitations. Wanting someone to be yours but also remembering they have agency over themselves.” She paused, chuckling.
“I can be a little bad at that sometimes. It’s, to me, protecting someone, even if you know they can handle themselves. Helping them, making sure they know that they’re important.. both to you and just.. you know.. in general. Being able to talk with them and have fun and just… be.”
Yuugi paused again, huffing softly. “I’m rambling a little bit but.. does any of that make sense?”
Yuugi’s low voice was soothing, lulling. Parsee felt safe, despite everything that had happened. Maybe getting fished out a river by a friend willing to punch demonic creatures in the face for you made it easy to feel like that.
Yuugi kept talking and suddenly there was wet warmth behind her eyes, stinging with salt. Parsee blinked and the tears rolled down, silent and--a little cathartic, honestly. Parsee had never felt something similar; she’d never been allowed to, really.
Oh, but you protected her once, didn’t you?
Her lips parted on a breath.
Even after seeing her strength, you still told her to wait, to hide from the village.
...She had, hadn’t she? How strange. Maybe that was how platonic love worked? Parsee wasn’t sure. Even as a human she’d been sheltered, unaware of the finer workings of emotions and the navigation thereof. Reduced to a demon warped by a single one, well, that left her with very little to go one.
Yuugi was so much older, had experienced so much more.
“How...wonderful.” Her voice wavered into a whisper as her head dropped, resting against the bigger body. “It makes me a little jealous...”
Her eyes closed and Parsee welcomed the rush of sleep.
dark moon rising [closed, @sakebloodedbear]
Yuugi stretched her legs out ahead of her, sighing as she reclined. The bite on her shoulder was the worst wound but not the only one. There was another bite on her leg above her shackle, and various other smaller bites and scratches from the determined, hungry gators. The pain was seeping out of all of them, though, the longer she kept them underwater.
Cracking an eye open at the question, she looked to Parsee and shook her head. “Nah, not anymore. It’s not any worse than anything I’ve felt before, so.” She waved her hand dismissively in the air. “Don’t worry about it.”
Dipping her hand into the water, she scooped up a handful and splashed it on the wound, letting the blood and black gunk trickle out. She watched it idly for a moment before looking back to Parsee. “They didn’t get you anywhere, did they? Are you.. feeling alright after all that? You weren’t underwater a long time, but you were really out of it for a little bit there..”
“No, they didn’t bite me.”
Parsee shrugged, watching the wound as it cleared. It was probably against the rules to dirty hotspring water with the foul emotion that lingered in the river, but Parsee suspected that the spring had healing properties of its own. Maybe. It was Gensokyo, after all; she wouldn’t be surprised.
“They were more concerned for you,” she murmured. “Considering that I’ve remained in one piece this far, your worry was for nothing. When I was...like that--” she shuddered, unconsciously moving closer to the oni, “--I felt nothing. I suspect the demons in the water don’t prey on those that don’t feel fear in the water.”
She raised cupped hands to pour the next wave of water against the wound, watching it flush out again.
“I feel a little bad for them, really. They were just acting on instinct.” A thought occurred, and she nearly laughed. “Do you suppose they were the ones who brought me back up to the surface in the morning, and whatever forces that make me jump in the first place coaxes me to return to the bridge before I really wake up? What sweet monsters.”
She was rambling, now, disconnected and drowsy. Yuugi’s interruption and the fight had left her running on fumes and the warmth of the spring water was making her more lax. She leaned against Yuugi freely now, slouching, eyes hazy and unfocused as she simply talked.
“...Yuugi, do you know what love is like?” Parsee laughed, bitter, fragile. “That sounds so inane after all this, but...do you? I don’t think I’ve ever experienced it, in a romantic sense. Even with Mizuhashi, that was...that wasn’t...or if it was, I don’t want to think about it in such a way. Love shouldn’t...make you want to jump off of bridges, right?”
"Man, what happened to you? You don't even smell right anymore." Orin brought her usual offerings, but now it doesn't quite look like she needs them. "So, uh... not to sound like I'm taking advantage or anything, but you don't really have any of your powers like you used to, right?"
Immediately on alert. Dark eyes narrowed, body language tense and ready to fight or flee, more likely. It was a while before Parsee spoke, slowly. “Unusual magic happened.”
To bluff, or not to bluff? Either way, she was doomed from the start.
“…No,” she said at length, venom coating the word. “I’m…temporarily out of commission.”
She’d take her chance with the gators than a kasha, honestly, though she was…at least somewhat confident that her new, weak body wasn’t going to be harvested. Orin had always been respectful, but how much of that was genuine and how much was based in fear? Parsee hoped she didn’t need to find out.
“Well… shit.” Orin had two options here. She could try to help Parsee, or she could just ignore her and carry on with her business without bothering. But she wasn’t stupid. Parsee was a valuable person to have on your side, and as she already mentioned, this human thing was temporary. Besides, Orin kinda liked the bridge guard, temperamental as she could be.
“Sounds like you need some help, then,” she finally nodded, setting the usual offering on one of the rails of the bridge. “Would you be all right if I asked a couple of friends of mine to help you out while you’re stuck like… this? It’d basically be like having a couple of bodyguards.”
“I...huh?”
That hadn’t exactly been the response she expected. It had certainly been one she’d hoped for, but just...not the outcome she’d been preparing herself for. She slowly relaxed by degrees, finally crossing her arms and giving a half shrug.
“I don’t intend to stay in the underground for much longer, while I’m...like this, at any rate. Yuugi wants to escort me up to the surface soon, so your...offer won’t be necessary. Not to protect me, at least, but if you could keep the bridge safe...”
She shifted on her feet.
“It is appreciated. So long as you keep your kasha under control...do as you like.” She nodded to the offering set on the railing. “That’s not...required.”
A fair trade, Parsee supposed, though she had to wonder if she was in any sort of position to negotiate.
"Man, what happened to you? You don't even smell right anymore." Orin brought her usual offerings, but now it doesn't quite look like she needs them. "So, uh... not to sound like I'm taking advantage or anything, but you don't really have any of your powers like you used to, right?"
Immediately on alert. Dark eyes narrowed, body language tense and ready to fight or flee, more likely. It was a while before Parsee spoke, slowly. “Unusual magic happened.”
To bluff, or not to bluff? Either way, she was doomed from the start.
“...No,” she said at length, venom coating the word. “I’m...temporarily out of commission.”
She’d take her chance with the gators than a kasha, honestly, though she was...at least somewhat confident that her new, weak body wasn’t going to be harvested. Orin had always been respectful, but how much of that was genuine and how much was based in fear? Parsee hoped she didn’t need to find out.
"What's wrong with being human? So many interesting people are human."
“Being interesting means nothing when you’re dead. Humans are fragile and die by eating the wrong berries, I have no desire to resume being such a weak creature.”
sakebloodedbear replied to your post:For what it's worth, you look even more cute and...
Parsee looks beautiful in every form you WEAK-ASS GREYFACE.
“Huff. Stop. There’s nothing beautiful about being a weak human.”