tade ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

she/her ⚢ genderqueer. multifandom, shipping all the ships (BL/GL/HL). writes & draws sometimes. loves pokemon, vocaloid, milgram, & more ๑ï

[depsidase]

[redstonedust]

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

[neosky-neomap]

[adhd985]

[okinmars]

Into you

[cloudemojie]

good night mutsumi-chan :)

[ariapmdeol]

papaiwa

[woefullobster]

let's tussle with mama

[mutt-boy]

lets overthrow mama

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

"Bases" in 2010:

1. Kissing 😖

2. Touching 😳

3. Handjob 😵‍💫

4. Heterosexual penetrative sex 😵

"Bases" in 2025:

1. Spotify Playlist 🎵

2. Gay anal sex 😎

3. Cracking a cold one with the boys 🍻

4. Meet the 5-year-old alter 🧸

[habbadax]

Loafin’

[nifinof]

LoftMoon released their subs for Ep5 and I'm blown away by the effort they put in each time

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[redraspberryrave-deactivated202]

[mothtowers]

ok

[bougiebutchbinch]

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

[nomingia-blog]

now that’s what I call a sale