This morning I realized that I don't step on the cracks when I walk down sidewalks. Because I don't want to break my back. It's a silly rhyme, and I know it's not true...but still.
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This morning I realized that I don't step on the cracks when I walk down sidewalks. Because I don't want to break my back. It's a silly rhyme, and I know it's not true...but still.
havin’ a day
What people come up with in their free time never ceases to amaze me
Source
HOW DO YOU GET OUT
Eating healthy
I may have allergies...or a cold. Just in case it's a cold I'm drinking beer that has a lemon flavor in it. For the vitamin C.
How surface texture affects bloodstain patterns. (Video)
“Don’t worry, I’m a writer”
This is strangely beautiful.
And it also shows why it’s easier to clean smooth tiles than concrete. Nice.
@dandelionwitch this might be in your orbit
LMFAO😂💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
“The HOA in my friend’s neighborhood recently threatened her neighbors with a fine if they didn’t hide their trash cans, even though they’ve been in the same spot for over a decade. This is their solution.” Posted on r/funny by u/kalinkabeek: reddit.app.link/good_fences
My kind of solution.
I hope to God I never live with an HOA
This is never not funny
rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens
trying out passwords
Burning ammonium dichromate via u/N8theIngr8
I thought everything was okay, and then EVERYTHING WAS SUDDENLY VERY NOT OKAY. Terrifying.
THEY OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL
This is straight from the Upside Down, and I need Jim Hopper ASAP
The fabric of reality is unraveling
Pieces cut and shaped to fit the mirror, and then first coat of polyurethane to seal it all up. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsUe1ylBGG_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4wlr8wok8gyb
I turned a downed apple branch into this pile of scraps and these two boards. Now I'm covered in apple wood sawdust and I smell AMAZING. I don't even want to change or shower. I'm going to do some finishing on the boards and turn our basic bathroom mirror into a live edge trimmed mirror. #Woodworking #ManGlitter #Applewood #MoreToCome #StayTuned https://www.instagram.com/p/BsRTeeiBxTe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1povytnntpquu
Ah, I was expecting you
Ooooh...now I get it.