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&. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐧 (𝐞𝐩𝐬. 𝟏-𝟒) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( dialogue prompts taken from episodes 1 - 4 of max's the penguin (2024), created by lauren lefranc. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit.. )
❛ i see you've made yourself at home. ❜
❛ so this new deal you got going... maybe i can help. ❜
❛ you know what i like most about you? you are who you are. you couldn't change if you tried. ❜
❛ you got a girl? good looking guy like you... ❜
❛ can you imagine? to be remembered like that? revered? ❜
❛ you really think people’d make a float of your dumb face and march it down the street, chanting your goddamn name? ❜
❛ you messed with the wrong fucking guy on the wrong fucking night. ❜
❛ you’re gonna do everything i say. or else i’ll murder you and, uh... anyone you care about. ❜
❛ what do you think of this? it’s a little air freshener. aqua paradise. you smell it? ❜
❛ we used to go there every day in the summer. you know, we’d mix the flavors for a suicide. you ever mix the flavors? ❜
❛ i ain’t trying to get in your business, but... i need an alibi. ❜
❛ i asked for extra pickles, and they give me two? so what, a normal amount of pickles is one? makes no goddamn sense. ❜
❛ there’s a nice sunrise behind you. you should take a look. ❜
❛ i could help you with whatever it is. whatever you need, whatever it is, all right? ❜
❛ well, maybe it’d be useful, keeping you around. for now. ❜
❛ but if you step out of line just once, i swear to god, i’ll gut you like a fucking fish. do you understand? ❜
❛ all right, listen, if i don’t come out... nah, i’ll be fine. you’ll be fine. it’s gonna be fine. ❜
❛ you know, maybe you don’t like me. that’s fine. i’m an acquired taste. ❜
❛ i’ve been rehabilitated. ❜
❛ you’ve really moved up in the world, haven’t you? ❜
❛ are you nervous? i’d hate for you to feel nervous with me. ❜
❛ you know, people underestimate you, but not me. i’ve always known you were capable of more. ❜
❛ this city is meant to be yours, sweetheart. what are you gonna do to get it? ❜
❛ the world wasn’t built for guys like us. that’s why we gotta take whatever we decide is ours. ❜
❛ but i gotta know. no bullshit. can i count on you to pull through? ❜
❛ i know who you are. i know what you are. i don’t work with people whose loyalty is for sale. ❜
❛ i’m gonna run this goddamn city. and i want you in on it. ❜
❛ i'm not safe. i'm home. ❜
❛ very, very convenient that, all of a sudden, you’re on my side. ❜
❛ you are scrambling for whatever dignity you have left and you’re hoping i will save you. ❜
❛ rough night, detective? ❜
❛ i refuse to let these old fucking men push me aside again, like i’m nothing. so, i’m going to take from them now. ❜
❛ you in? ❜
❛ let's dance. ❜
❛ you act like wanting more is a bad thing, but, i mean, don’t you want a better life than this? ❜
❛ are we, uh, kinda... partners now? ❜
❛ i mean, you fucked up. huge. but you learned, right? ❜
❛ whaddaya think the new clothes are for? you’re my guy. can’t have you lookin’ like a schmuck. ❜
❛ and from now on, you want something, you ask for it. ❜
❛ how’s anyone supposed know your worth unless you tell ’em, huh? ❜
❛ man of the hour, i was just thinking about you... ❜
❛ you do anything stupid, i’ll sense it. ❜
❛ that’s why you’re here. you seem to know everybody’s business. so, now’s your time to shine. ❜
❛ you’ve got a good thing going here. i’m really happy for you. ❜
❛ i know you’re not right in the head. i mean, that’s pretty damn clear. but i’m not scared of you. ❜
❛ you think i’d come here empty-handed? come on, we both know that if i ever truly left you hanging, there'd be a bullet between my eyes. ❜
❛ i got a real opportunity for you here, but it’s kinda hard to focus with a gun pointed at my face. ❜
❛ you got fight in you. you gotta let it out. ❜
❛ you’re fun at a card game, or over drinks, i’ll give you that. but people don’t keep you around because they think you’re smart. and they sure as shit don’t trust you. ❜
❛ i wouldn’t ask you to do this if i didn’t know you could handle it. i believe in you, kid. ❜
❛ i can't tell who wants this move. me or you. ❜
❛ i want this for you. ❜
❛ what you did to me. was it worth it? did you get everything that you wanted? ❜
❛ you wanna go, what are you waiting for? fuckin’ go. ❜
❛ you coulda left whenever you wanted. but you chose to stay. how about you ask yourself why. ❜
❛ i fucked you over. that what you wanna hear? ❜
❛ i’m fuckin’ sorry for everything that’s happened to you. ❜
❛ you meant something to me. still do. ❜
❛ i don’t know where to go from here. i don’t know how to trust you. ❜
❛ you need a cigarette, take the edge off? ❜
❛ a lobotomy couldn’t take the edge off. ❜
❛ when the time comes, i want you to take my place. i want you to run this family... if that’s something that would interest you. ❜
❛ they know you're mine. they'll do as i say. ❜
❛ why would you do this now? picking away at old wounds... you know how it upsets me. ❜
❛ you still haven’t told me what you want for your birthday. ❜
❛ i don’t need your advice. i don’t care what you think. no one does. you are my driver. that is all you are. so stop talking and drive. ❜
❛ listen, i get that you’re angry, you know. but i was just doing my job, looking out for you. ❜
❛ i’m not gonna make it in a place like that. i’m gonna die in there. ❜
❛ it’s okay to be scared. i was scared at first, too, but it’s not so bad here. you get used to the noises. ❜
❛ a woman beat the shit out of me while everyone stood around and watched. so, yeah, i had an incident. ❜
❛ i don’t know how to convince you i’m sane when you’ve already made up your mind about me. ❜
❛ i told you i’m fucking innocent. ❜
❛ i’m gonna get you something to eat. if you wanna get cleaned up, there’s a towel and a change of clothes in the guest bath upstairs. ❜
❛ i trusted him... when everything in my body told me not to. i should have killed him when i had the chance. ❜
❛ you abandoned me. ❜
❛ i left because i had to. because i could. i know you didn’t have that choice, but I’m here now. ❜
❛ you don’t have to pretend with me. ❜
❛ i haven’t forgotten, you know? the way you looked at me. so curious. ❜
❛ what did it feel like? to get to watch a person unravel? and now, you’re numbing yourself as punishment. ❜
❛ they think i'm broken. i'm not broken. ❜
❛ i'm not the one who's sick. and neither are you. the world is. ❜
❛ for the first time, i have hope. ❜
❛ to new beginnings. cent’anni. ❜
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Columbo Sentences, Vol. 6
(Sentences from Columbo (1968-2003). Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You don't trust anybody, do you?"
"Let's just get this over with, alright? I don't have a lot of time."
"You're the Devil in disguise."
"I'm sorry I had to tie you up. It was necessary at the time."
"How would you like to save a life?"
"I adore you with that slightly dishevelled look."
"Promise me that you won't do anything desperate?"
"Stop giving orders. On you, they sound so silly."
"I think you used me before, and I think you're using me now."
"I don't understand. Why don't I get tired of you?"
"What about yourself pleases you the most?"
"Do you think my teeth are my best feature?"
"Why do you make me sound so vain?"
"Just stay close. I'll take care of you."
"I would never do that to you. I would never lie to you."
"Would you be very angry if I kissed you again?"
"You smell like a French whore!"
"What's the longest you've ever worked on a case?"
"Whether or not we discussed marriage is a private matter!"
"Would you ever do anything to hurt me?"
"I'm warning you once: stay away from things that are none of your business."
"Look, I don't want to fight with you. One of us may say something we may regret."
"Do you have any idea how many enemies I have out there?"
"So, got yourself a little murder, huh?"
"My facts are always correct."
"You look like a cop. How do I know you're not?"
"You're going to have to learn to calm down!"
"What do you plan to do now that you're wearing that expensive suit?"
"I want you to know that I don't like talking to cops. You guys give me the creeps."
"Insanity is not one of my failings."
"If you don't do this, I'll have you killed. Nothing personal; it's just business."
"Will you stop playing dumb? I can't stand it when cops play dumb!"
"What I believe and what I can prove are two different things."
"Since when are you my boss?"
"I'll give you a choice. You can walk out of here and never come back, keep your mouth shut… The other choice, I don't think I need to go into much detail about."
"I was poor once. I'm never going to be poor again."
"It's not that I want him dead! I just want him out of the way!"
"That cat could be the only witness to this terrible crime!"
"I know you. Something isn't right. I can tell by your voice."
"Welcome to my chamber of horrors! Look, but don't touch!"
"Maybe you can take me home when this is over? Just like old times?"
"You burned me once, now I'm going to burn you."
"How nice to see you properly dressed for a change!"
"I always have a couple of cocktails in the evening! It relaxes me!"
"You know, in a macabre way, I'm beginning to enjoy this!"
Good Omens Sentence Starters
Starter sentences from Amazon’s Good Omens. Most of them are Zira & Crowley lines. Feel free to change any pronouns or context you need.
In the Beginning
“I play an ineffable game of my own devising.”
“Well, that went down like a lead balloon.”
“They said ‘get up there and make some trouble.’“
“I gave it away.”
“You WHAT!?”
“A demon could get into a lot of trouble for doing the right thing.”
“It’d be funny if we got it wrong. If I did the good thing and you did the bad one.”
“Do you trust him?”
“I brought down every London area mobile phone network.”
“Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Why me!?!”
“Any idea how long we’ve got?”
“We have to work together.”
“You can’t say no!”
“Alcohol! Quite extraordinary amounts of alcohol!”
“[Name], I’ve told you, I’m not helping you.”
“Get thee behind me foul fiend!”
“My point is – my point is … dolphins. That’s my point.”
“It’d be too bad if someone made sure I failed.”
“Remember as you grow to have love and reverence for all living things.”
“There’s more to evil than just killing people.”
“We will be most understanding when you fail.”
“There must be some way of stopping it.”
“I’m saying you could kill him.”
“Oh, no, no! Don’t do your magic act!”
“Please, please, I’m actually begging you. You don’t know how demeaning that is.”
“Would I lie to you?”
The Book
“I don’t trust you, [name].”
“I just hung around the wrong people.”
“You know what you’ve done.”
“Say goodbye to your friend.”
“He just. couldn’t. cut it.”
“GROW BETTER!!”
“Well, there is really no need for that kind of language.”
“WE’VE lost him.”
“A child has been lost!!!”
“WATCH OUT FOR THAT PEDESTRIAN!!”
“She’s on the street! She knows the risk she’s taking.”
“[Name], you can’t do 90 miles per hour in Central London!”
“You’ll get us killed!”
“Oh … bebop.”
“There aren’t 39 different flavors of ice cream.”
“It’s not stupid, stupid!”
“It makes sense that witches would have their own newspaper.”
“Evil always contains the seeds of its own destruction.”
“It feels … loved.”
“I mean the opposite of when you say ‘I don’t like this place, it feels spooky.’“
“I’ve always said that deep down, you really are quite a nice person.”
“SHUT IT! I’m a demon/[___] I’m not nice! I’m never nice!”
“Angels aren’t occult we’re/they’re ethereal.”
“You hit someone.”
“Someone hit me.”
“Oooh Looord, heal this biiike.”
“I got carried away.”
“Tip top! Absolutely tickety-boo!”
Hard Times
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PROMPTS FOR PRE ESTABLISHED CONNECTIONS AND CREATING HISTORY BETWEEN CHARACTERS * assorted dialogue for giving your characters a history and giving them past things or events to talk about, adjust as necessary
do you remember what i told you last time?
have you been doing well since i saw you?
that's not what you told me back then.
when was the last time i saw you?
you were shorter then.
i'm picking the restaurant this time.
we've known each other since we were children.
always knew i could count on you.
that time was different. this is worse.
you're not going to let me live that down, are you?
i seem to remember a conversation we had back then.
so you changed your mind about it?
do you remember our encounter in paris?
you should know me by now.
am i the only one that knows the truth?
we had a lot of help back then.
your mom told me to look out for you.
you just love bringing that back up to annoy me.
maybe don't mention my past indescretions?
this was never going to work out between us.
i told you not to get attached.
i know more about you than you think.
i was there, remember?
i'm not about to forget all the shit you put me through.
you told me you were going to try and make this work.
remember what i said to you?
the last time i saw you, things were good between us.
you never mentioned this before.
that was the longest flight of my life, and you made it worse.
can i still trust you after all that?
at least we tried to make something work.
we never discussed what happened between us.
okay, but i'm driving the car this time.
i haven't forgotten what you said last week.
i'm still thinking about your comment.
i didn't realize it was you when i first saw you.
you seem to make a lot of enemies around here.
there's not much for us to talk about.
we worked it out last time.
i know you far better than you know yourself.
we have a long history.
is that the shirt you were wearing last time?
what don't i know about you?
i haven't told them about us.
you were the only person i could go to.
you know me.
this is bigger than both of us.
i can't stand your driving.
are you taking me to the place we had dinner last time?
that's not at all what you said.
didn't we agree on that?
i thought i made it very clear where i stand.
are these the same people that came after you last time?
are you still going on about it?
can we talk about it?
staying silent about it won't help.
you're the only person who knows the real me.
this is a bad time to talk about your problems.
𝐀 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the Netflix TV show “A Series of Unfortunate Events”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
"You look lost."
"There's nowhere to run."
"You are in big trouble!"
"You drank all of my wine."
"Well, good luck with that."
"I want to complain anyway."
"I'd rather jump off a cliff."
"Do you think we can trust (name)?"
"Remarkable woman. Flammable."
"First impressions are often wrong."
"What am I supposed to do with this?"
"That man's villainy knows no bounds."
"I'm having a very terrible childhood right now."
"Oh, yes, I am. It says so on my business cards."
"Didn’t your parents teach you anything?"
"It is the rules, and one must always follow the rules."
"Don't you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?"
"I have you cornered, (name), and I have no mercy."
"I am married to the sea, but my girlfriend is a large lake."
"You try loading a harpoon gun without ruining a manicure."
"It's a catastrophe. It's unprecedented. It's off-book, it's unfortunate."
"You really think one kind act will make me forgive you all your failings?"
"Hold on a moment. We can't simply burn people at the stake whenever we want. We're civilized people."
"Does this seem like a nightmare? A bad dream? Because that’s the effect I was going for."
"Unless you are a murderer or a taxidermist, it is rare to have actual skeletons in your closet as opposed to metaphorical ones."
"You know, they say holding a baby can make all these deep, primal parenting instincts kick in. I don't see it."
Lucifer is a…
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PROMPTS FOR COMFORTABLE INTIMACY * adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of the prompt
[ settle ] sender sits on receiver's lap and gets comfortable
[ sling ] sender slings an arm around receiver's shoulder
[ pinch ] sender affectionately pinches receiver's cheek
[ ruffle ] sender ruffles receiver's hair
[ recline ] sender joins receiver on their chair and snuggles against them
[ hand ] sender takes receiver's hand while driving
[ knee ] sender lays a hand on receiver's leg while driving
[ clean ] sender reaches up to wipe something off receiver's face
[ tie ] sender adjusts receiver's tie
[ collar ] sender smooths out receiver's collar
[ tickle ] sender starts tickling receiver
[ piggyback ] sender gives receiver a piggyback ride
[ pick up ] sender scoops receiver up into their arms and holds them as they walk
[ guide ] sender places a hand on receiver's hip and guides them through a crowded room
[ smudge ] sender cleans lipstick off receiver's face
[ gun ] in the midst of a stand-off, sender reaches over and gently guides receiver's gun down, making them lower it
[ behind ] sender comes up to receiver from behind and wraps their arms around their waist
[ nuzzle ] sender leans in and nuzzles their face into receiver's neck
[ relax ] sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder while they talk
[ arms ] sender hooks their arm with receiver's as they walk
[ itch ] sender assists receiver with an itch they can't reach
[ catch ] receiver starts to fall, so sender reaches out and catches them
[ calm down ] sender pets receiver's hair and tries to soothe them after a scary situation
[ check ] sender checks receiver's temperature by placing the back of their hand against receiver's forehead, trying to see if they're sick
[ tuck ] sender tucks receiver into bed
[ feed ] sender offers a forkful of food out to receiver, helping them eat
[ undress ] sender helps receiver undress
[ shoes ] sender helps receiver put on their shoes
[ intent ] sender leans their forehead against receiver's
[ bathe ] sender helps receiver wash themselves in a bath
[ shower ] sender helps receiver wash themselves in a shower
[ assist ] sender finds receiver has fallen down, so they rush to their aid and help them stand again
[ bed ] sender helps receiver into bed
[ greet ] sender greets receiver with quick kisses to each of their cheeks
[ high five ] sender gives receiver a congratulatory high five
[ makeup ] sender helps receiver apply makeup
[ injury ] sender cleans receiver's wound and patches it up
[ seek ] sender reaches for receiver's hand and laces their fingers
[ surprise ] sender sneaks up behind receiver and places their hands over their eyes, wanting them to guess who it is
[ walk ] sender helps receiver walk by staying by their side and holding onto them
((I’ve officially added the post about Lucifer’s canon divergence to my pinned page for easy access.))
“….Well now.”
A pair of black, heeled boots steps into view. One of said boots winds up stepping right on top of where her old halo laid, the already broken pieces snapping with a sharp crack, a jagged piece lifting up into the air, jutting under his heel.
“..Of all people to fall…I wasn’t quite expecting you.”
Sera looked from the black, heeled boots all the way up to their owner. When was the last time she saw him? Though she supposed her entrance had obviously caught his attention.
"Lucifer...." She said in an even tone, tinged with suspicion. "I am aware how much of a...shock this must be. But I had come to the...realization that I could no longer stay in Heaven."
“…That so.”
His gaze was level, even, his face a flat look of stoicism, voice unusually bereft of any emotion.
He slowly bends down at the knees to look her in the face, squatted before her, one hand still clutching the pole of his cane in his hand, the wedding ring of his wife visibly sitting atop a gloved hand.
“…And what exactly brought you to think that, Sera?”
Sera.
He said her name. For the first time in what felt like eternity.
The only moniker he had ever called her since he fell had only ever been High Seraphim, the first time spat viciously between bloodied gold lips as he knelt beaten and bloody in chains, and all the other times a cold and idle hum, a title of formality, stripped of all its weight and leaving only a hollow glibness.
This time…It was her name.
((I know it’s been a while since I’ve used this blog, so just in case there are any new people following me who are unaware: My Lucifer is canon divergent! I do like to copy his overall behavior and his love for his daughter (and wife) from the show, but the actual aspects of his character are tweaked heavily and are all but entirely different from the show fullsale.
I fully encourage reading this post if you want to know the main big ways in which my Lucifer diverts from canon. I may add more to this list in the future.
Sera groaned, coughing once the dust settled. Everything hurt from her none too gentle 'landing.'
Opening her eyes, she looked to her side. Her halo laid broken and bereft of its glow. She supposed she wouldn't be needing it anymore. Now to figure out her next steps.
“….Well now.”
A pair of black, heeled boots steps into view. One of said boots winds up stepping right on top of where her old halo laid, the already broken pieces snapping with a sharp crack, a jagged piece lifting up into the air, jutting under his heel.
“..Of all people to fall…I wasn’t quite expecting you.”
