Corporeal form is vastly overrated.

Hello, I am The Narrator.

[infernal-monologue]

Greetings!

I am The Narrator, but you may call me Elias!

My pronouns are he/any.

[Hey. I’m Stanley. He/him. My posts are in brackets.]

We are both fictives in a system, please be courteous about this.

(The host/body was a minor when this blog was still active)

This may not be an 'ask blog', but I do enjoy questions!

[jojotier]

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

[jojotier]

DOOMED I MEANT DOOMED

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

brb getting absolutely fucking railed by the narrative

[la-funni-cat]

same difference

[bbeeohazardd]

why are people reblogging my gorgeous freeman post with stanley parable

[infernal-monologue]

the resemblance is simply uncanny

[gummybard]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

[plural-culture-is]

plural culture is hearing yourself and shouting internally "WHY AM I BRITISH?" (any interpretation is correct)

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[artflameball]

no i'm not explaining this one

[melodyclover]

time loop fans when it happens again

[infernal-monologue]

happy 427 neither of them are fronting rn but im taking over their blog bg its the Day

[kingcatnine]

sorry for being so weird it's my first time being alive

[shesnake]

doom yourself before the narrative does

[mollyjames]

> trades my imperfect flesh for the immortality of the machine

> rusts

[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

[queensparklekitten]

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

[queensparklekitten]

update: turns out this is not a good thing for me

[valtsv]

fun with the safety sign generator

[gatalentan]

"you can't just relate everything back to this ship" prepare to be stunned and amazed at how little control i have over my own brain

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I really like the word “smitten”. because at first glance you just think of sappy lovey-dovey stuff but also you have to remember this is a word that’s born of the word “smite.” a devastating word. a word that, summarized, means stricken. smitten means stricken as well — struck with devastating affection.

[discodeerdiary]

Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access