Shashara, atm

https://en.pronouns.page/@The_Ati_Simp

[yakoncewas]

i need to imagine some scenarios

[nooneinnportant]

Hoid: As you all may know, I took a bit of a sabbatical last year.

Shai: Do you mean when you shacked up with the Queen of Alethkar, but she dumped your sorry ass over letter?

Kelsier: Miss Shai, please... Raise your hand if you want to ask a question.

Shai: *raises her hand*

Hoid: Okay, I think we should move on.

Kelsier: The Queen certainly did.

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[discolor3d]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[inolienkiki]

You: “BioChromatic Breath”

Me, an intellectual: Huffing Paint

[animentality]

[warbreaker-the-peacegiver]

*shadily standing in an alley wearing a trenchcoat*

Hey kid, you want some omniscience?

*looks at you and starts to giggle*

Omniscience means infinite knowledge, but it's omni-science, so it should really just be infinite funding to do the science.

[inferno-the-skywing]

*giggles back*

But like, you wanna buy some shit that'll let you see straight into the Spiritual Realm.

[warbreaker-the-peacegiver]

That sounds like it could be useful, scientifically. Let me get a notebook to take notes. Let's build a compute oracle!

*does not move to get his notebooks*

[inferno-the-skywing]

*tosses him an unsealed coppermind*

[warbreaker-the-peacegiver]

*connects to it*

[inferno-the-skywing]

Okay, now can we begin?

[warbreaker-the-peacegiver]

Yes.

[inferno-the-skywing]

*tosses him a nugget of Atium*

[warbreaker-the-peacegiver]

*shadily standing in an alley wearing a trenchcoat*

Hey kid, you want some omniscience?

*looks at you and starts to giggle*

Omniscience means infinite knowledge, but it's omni-science, so it should really just be infinite funding to do the science.

[inferno-the-skywing]

*giggles back*

But like, you wanna buy some shit that'll let you see straight into the Spiritual Realm.

[warbreaker-the-peacegiver]

That sounds like it could be useful, scientifically. Let me get a notebook to take notes. Let's build a compute oracle!

*does not move to get his notebooks*

[inferno-the-skywing]

*tosses him an unsealed coppermind*

[warbreaker-the-peacegiver]

*connects to it*

[inferno-the-skywing]

Okay, now can we begin?

[discolor3d]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[warbreaker-the-peacegiver]

*shadily standing in an alley wearing a trenchcoat*

Hey kid, you want some omniscience?

*looks at you and starts to giggle*

Omniscience means infinite knowledge, but it's omni-science, so it should really just be infinite funding to do the science.

[inferno-the-skywing]

*giggles back*

But like, you wanna buy some shit that'll let you see straight into the Spiritual Realm.

[warbreaker-the-peacegiver]

That sounds like it could be useful, scientifically. Let me get a notebook to take notes. Let's build a compute oracle!

*does not move to get his notebooks*

[inferno-the-skywing]

*tosses him an unsealed coppermind*

[warbreaker-the-peacegiver]

*shadily standing in an alley wearing a trenchcoat*

Hey kid, you want some omniscience?

*looks at you and starts to giggle*

Omniscience means infinite knowledge, but it's omni-science, so it should really just be infinite funding to do the science.

[inferno-the-skywing]

*giggles back*

But like, you wanna buy some shit that'll let you see straight into the Spiritual Realm.

[nooneinnportant]

Remember when i said that i like Hoid bc i can put him in literally any situation™ and it would still somehow be totally in character for him. Case and point:

Hoid: Best friend, Im pregnant.

Design: By who?

Hoid: That's the thing it's between Jasnah and Frost.

Design: Girl, if you dont name that baby Jafrost and flip a coin for responsibility. Heads Frost tails Jasnah.

Hoid: ...Girl, you smart flip it up!

Design: Heads! Jasnah, the papi!

Hoid: I knew she was... *calling Jasnah* I knew it. Hello Jasnah.

Jasnah: What's up?

Hoid: I'm late..

Design: Ooop, quarter thirty, girl. It's tails.

Hoid: Happy birthday, girl!!! You thought i was gonna forget??

Jasnah: My birthday was 4 months ago... Whatchu talking about?

Hoid: Ehh.. *calling Frost* Frost?

Frost: What's up?

Hoid: I'm late..

Frost: Where you gotta be?

Hoid: I'm pregnant!

Frost: Oh... im ready. I'm ready to be a dad.

Hoid: Im ready, too. I wanna name him Jafrost.

Frost: Jafrost, yeahh i like that!

[sawed-on-shotgun]

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

[sawed-on-shotgun]

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

[sawed-on-shotgun]

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[nooneinnportant]

Remember when i said that i like Hoid bc i can put him in literally any situation™ and it would still somehow be totally in character for him. Case and point:

Hoid: Best friend, Im pregnant.

Design: By who?

Hoid: That's the thing it's between Jasnah and Frost.

Design: Girl, if you dont name that baby Jafrost and flip a coin for responsibility. Heads Frost tails Jasnah.

Hoid: ...Girl, you smart flip it up!

Design: Heads! Jasnah, the papi!

Hoid: I knew she was... *calling Jasnah* I knew it. Hello Jasnah.

Jasnah: What's up?

Hoid: I'm late..

Design: Ooop, quarter thirty, girl. It's tails.

Hoid: Happy birthday, girl!!! You thought i was gonna forget??

Jasnah: My birthday was 4 months ago... Whatchu talking about?

Hoid: Ehh.. *calling Frost* Frost?

Frost: What's up?

Hoid: I'm late..

Frost: Where you gotta be?

Hoid: I'm pregnant!

Frost: Oh... im ready. I'm ready to be a dad.

Hoid: Im ready, too. I wanna name him Jafrost.

Frost: Jafrost, yeahh i like that!

[nooneinnportant]

Hoid: As you all may know, I took a bit of a sabbatical last year.

Shai: Do you mean when you shacked up with the Queen of Alethkar, but she dumped your sorry ass over letter?

Kelsier: Miss Shai, please... Raise your hand if you want to ask a question.

Shai: *raises her hand*

Hoid: Okay, I think we should move on.

Kelsier: The Queen certainly did.