an actual vaporwave baby

80's aesthetic and ironic consumerism infant

[guerrillatech]

[esoanem]

This is a map of the range of all giraffe species. By my count that puts them in just 16 countries out of the 54 in Africa (of which 5 are island countries with no territory on the continental mainland). That's 30%, quite a long way shy of all, and as you can see many of those countries that do have giraffes only have a tiny portion of their territory within giraffes' habitats

[datasoong47]

Wow, I knew they weren't in "every African country", but I didn't realize just how restricted their range was

[residentevildash-moved]

i’m quitting college 2 be a point & click adventure game protagonist

[chaostheory116]

I’m going to walk around saying smart-allack-y remarks about my immediate surroundings to absolutely no one.

[gemstone-gynoid]

Gonna poke everything with all the items I have in my pockets to see what I say for every combination

[thoroughlymodernhippie-deactiva]

Gonna walk up to a door, not touch it, and say “It’s Locked” to absolutely no one

[uberfluss]

I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must’ve been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible

[uberfluss]

the breeder told me he’s been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs he’s working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes he’s working with something that gives. them a blue tone they’re gorgeous

[greenbaconsmoothie]

I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish

[lovecraft-on-the-prairie-deacti]

clown hatchery

[eeattherich]

via heyitshose

[sosuperawesome]

marant00 on Instagram

[catchymemes]

[thenatsdorf]

Spectators in the stands.

[iused-tolove-her]

I love how the one in the middle is slowly losing it

[xxxrushbellexxx]

IF THIS AIN’T ME IDK WHAT IS I SWEAR 😂

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[dongcroncher]

I want this back again

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[flavorblastedcheesetits]

All your gay ancestors that were corralled by society into having a heterosexual marriage and kids:

[mindy-fit]

[blastingradio]

Now that is some vintage sports goth

[chanel-boots]

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

[raejin99]

[orchidvioletindigo]

Are you fucking kidding me

[theresivy]

i know its there but wtf even am i looking at exactly

[browsethestacks]

Pinocchio Vampire Slayer by Lee Gatlin

[sfitty]

idk why i found this absolutely fucking hilarious

[badassdemonsword]

[catchymemes]

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

[justlookatthosesausages]

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[notoriousmasc]

character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this

[viking-archer-official]

video game companies be like “we offer a diverse array of skin tones for a wide array of character types”

[unclefather]

Excuse me she was WHAT

[instagrampa]

I really struggled to believe this until I looked it up

[scottandhiskind]