dalinar belly enthusiast

hi im luke. i am not /j about dalinar and sadeas having been lovers until gavilar died. i am 100% blisteringly earnestly /srs.

[isdalinarhot]

This blog is not spoiler-free. If you have not finished Stormlight, including Wind and Truth, follow at your own risk.

gonna make a pinned post

hi, I’m Luke, he/him, mid twenties if you give a shit, I have read every piece of Cosmere media I can get my grubby little hands on, I am kissing Dalinar with tongue sexy hotttt no shirts, and I make funny posts sometimes. Welcome to my crib

my main is @blackthornass ; if you see that blog reply to your posts, send you an ask, like your posts, or follow you, that’s me!

blacklist the tag #purple dragon jungle juice if you don’t want to see posts about the weird gay thing Dalinar and Sadeas had going on. here is a link to additional ship tags i use for blacklisting, along with some others thrown in just for fun

also blacklist the tag #drunkposting if you don't want to see posts that are really bad. i highly recommend not following this blog if alcohol is a trigger for you, its A Big Part Of My Life And My Posts

my posts get very nsfw at times, i try my best to tag it though. minors, feel free to follow but please do not interact with my nsfw posts if you can help it.

Spoiler tags currently in use are: #ssp5 spoilers for isles of the emberdark. for now if anyone posts on tumblr about it i'll use #ghostbloods spoilers for mistborn era 3 stuff and will update my spoiler tag once we get an actual book title for the individual books.

i write fanfic and you can read it here . also a list of the basic premises of all my stormlight fics is here because i love lists #mylists

also @ mobile users: i have an faq now

Anon asks are on for now, but they will be turned off again if people are weird to me. Please remember there is a living human being behind the screen before you start your bullshit.

[isdalinarhot]

Not to speculate about Brandon Sanderson’s personal life but he has enough scenes of multiple unrelated characters going “yeah in an ideal world I would not have any genitals at all, I just don’t want them, they’re kind of dumb and stupid to have 🙄” that im like. I Have A Suggestion

[isdalinarhot]

so sad how there’s a lot of interesting quirks to Sadeas but they’re literally all just “Sanderson needed a villain, don’t think too hard about it”. Why has Dalinar always been on last name basis with such a close friend? Don’t worry about it. Why is Sadeas on a last name basis with his own damn self? Don’t worry about it. Why no kids as a guy in a position of power in a monarchy? Don’t worry about it. Of course, I perceive the truth, and thus know the reason for all of this is “transgender” but it’s frustrating knowing that these are only unanswered cuz Sanderson does not and will not ever care

[privatejoker]

it's okay to draw for glory. don't let anyone convince you that art has to be a hobby. you don't have to rest or take breaks. if you feel yourself hitting a wall feel free to lose sleep over the process. you can forgo friendship if you need to. it's completely fine to want to want your art to win you immortality through your influence and canonization as a master. you don't have to take it easy

[enauxart]

Needed to get this out of my system, sorry for shaky lines, the influenza wave has struck me like a bulldozer.

[priscellie]

Rereading Rhythm of War and with shipper goggles firmly in place.

[Sources: Tweet by Tricia Rae Pendergrast, Artwork by @lamaery. ID in alt text.]

[isdalinarhot]

Happy pride! You WILL read my baby Sadeases egg cracking fic. It’s NOT optional 😈

[isdalinarhot]

Dalinar and Sadeas kissing with tongue Dalinar is very drunk Sadeas is less so #ProblematicDubconStyle big bellies pressed together so soapy in the shower #HappyPride

[rhythm-of-lesbianism]

happy pride month to renarin and dalinar specifically. i wrote a fic about it :)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[isdalinarhot]

i know "to renarin he sent pride" means dalinar told renarin im proud of you immediately before exploding and dying but its funnier to imagine him beaming 2015 era love is love facebook graphics into renarin's psyche

[isdalinarhot]

sadeas was meant to be in community theater productions from a young age but unfortunately he lives on roshar so instead of spending his adolescence being the dentist from little shop of horrors he was beheading people and sticking their decapitated heads on spikes

[isdalinarhot]

For the foreseeable future my sincerest apologies if the tags on my posts are typo-ridden or cut off weird places. Tumblr updated the colors of their UI on the theme I use and it’s made it so I can’t fucking see the tags when I type. I can see them after I do the comma that ends the tags but I can’t do anything about them after that. Since there’s only like 3 actual humans still working at tumblr it’s like well. This is just my life forever now

[rhythm-of-lesbianism]

Top 10 Stormlight Archive Trans Headcanons:

1. transfem elhokar. ever since i first saw this one i knew it must be true. if elhokar had bonded design her first truth would be im a woman and then from there she would work on all the bigotry

2. transmasc lift. if this was a different series it would be canon. to me that weird little girl is very much actually a weird little boy

3. transmasc hoid. i love this one because despite no like textual reason its just fun

4. transfem kaladin. thank you self soulcasting. and also many other transfem kaladin fics. i love this one because kaladin is the quintessential “transition would absolutely not fix them but it would create unique new issues” character ever

5. transmasc or transfem jasnah. she could go either way and i like both interpretations. is she performing femininity hard because she’s scared of being caught not performing it enough? yes. you see my point

6. transmasc sadeas specifically transmed trans guy sadeas is basically canon to me. thank you wasp cup. because if sadeas was trans he would be an insecure asshole about it. but it also makes sense when you think about his whole i want a shardblade bad thing that he has going on

7. transfem leshwi. i love when people explore the relationship she would have with her different physical bodies as one of the Fused. i love when they infuse some transfemininity into leshwi

8. nonbinary eshonai. feel like i have seen this in a fic before but if i haven’t it’s a brilliant idea anyway. how would the world be different if eshonai got to meet the sibling

9. this is a space for general spren gender-isms. from design in yumi making herself a human woman body to syl’s antics in WaT to the Sibling being canonically nonbinary i just think spren conception of gender is fun and trans in a different, not exactly human way. as it SHOULD be because spren aren’t humans

10. you. the reader. congrats you’re trans now say your radiant oaths and get that spren hrt

[confused-stars]

actually fascinated by how Teleb was still at Dalinar's side on the Shattered Plains

how did he feel about him? what did he think about how much the Blackthorn changed over the years? particularly post-Nightwatcher? did he ever look at him and wonder how he could suddenly stand so tall again, so full of conviction and honor when Teleb probably still heard the screams in his nightmares?

[typebeanie]

Happy Pride Month from Dalinar Kholin

[moldystormlight1942]

Sadeas treads upon justice

From one of the best scenes in The Way of Kings

[isdalinarhot]

Sadeas would be on ozempic if they had it on Roshar. Another reason why he is inherently evil