furia, ae.

avi. student at bats. damn near feral. beast of hell, fiery incarnate. certainly not fond of you.

[ethanwayde]

Oh, there is no need to go to such lengths. I suppose that I will go to the ball with you, since the person I hoped would ask me has not yet approached me.

Thank you! Now it seems that we are no longer strangers, Avi.

[inferorum-avi]

Are you sure? If you'd like them, I can get them. But that person sorely missed out. It'll be an honor taking you to the ball.

I suppose we aren't. We're dates now--who were you hoping to take you?

[ethanwayde]

I believe that the common way to ask a girl to accompany you to a dance is by presenting her with flowers and chocolate, but I suppose this way is alright, too.

I’m Xara. It is very nice to meet you, Avi.

[inferorum-avi]

Flowers and chocolate? I can get those for you if you'd like.

Xara is a very beautiful name.

[inferorum-avi]

In any case, I hope  you return to your normal self.

I’m going to go find that girl who smells good.

[finnian-moray]

I am my norm—I mean, yes, thank you.

See you around, mate.

[thenextjoanofarc-blog]

Ya sure?

Smells an’ sounds lahke one.

[inferorum-avi]

I could differentiate, but I won't.

It's close enough, I suppose.

[ethanwayde]

Perhaps.

This is a very informal way to ask a stranger to a school event. 

[inferorum-avi]

How would you prefer I ask?

If you introduced yourself, you wouldn't be a stranger.

[finnian-moray]

[nods] …not a cure.

That’s fine. You don’t have to return it.

[inferorum-avi]

In any case, I hope  you return to your normal self.

I'm going to go find that girl who smells good.

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

No I can’t imagine he would pet very nice. 

Here. [scratches behind his ear a bit]

[inferorum-avi]

He pets well, I'm sure-- if you're a cat.

[Leans into her hand, donning a content grin.] He should take lessons from you.

[ethanwayde]

Who are you talking to, mister?

[inferorum-avi]

Myself.

You smell very nice. I'm Avi, would you like to go to the school's ball with me?

[finnian-moray]

I usually cure it with alcohol.

It’s good to see you, though, Avi.

[inferorum-avi]

Not a cure but a temporary numbness.

I would say the same, but you aren't yourself, so the sentiment isn't reciprocated, unfortunately.

[thenextjoanofarc-blog]

A porno. A pornographic whatever, usually a video.

You nev’r heard a one?

[inferorum-avi]

Supernatural pornography. Huh.

I have, but I don't believe it's there... yet.

[alechasnohorns]

Please. 

You’re Avi, right?

[inferorum-avi]

Right. 

That's me. And you're Alec. You hurt Dante very badly once.

[alechasnohorns]

Neither have I. 

I…Yeah. That’s…I don’t really want to think about that.

[inferorum-avi]

It's not natural. The intensified sex, I mean.

If it's bothering you, we can change the subject.

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

Pet you? Because you are a…what exactly?

[inferorum-avi]

I'm a hound.

A hell hound, more specifically. Pets are nice, so long as you aren't Dante.

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

Then what do you know?

[inferorum-avi]

That she smells nice.

And I would like for her to pet me.

[alechasnohorns]

Yeah, I…no yeah that about sums it up.

[inferorum-avi]

I never really understood why hormones peak around this holiday, but...

I suppose it can't be helped, though the smell of sex is pretty overwhelming.

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

Uh huh…

Well why don’t you go after her then? Pizza Rose couldn’t have gotten to far.

[inferorum-avi]

I...

I don't know. 

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

Good like roses or good like pizza?

[inferorum-avi]

...

Like both?