[spockeveryday]

[lluvrsroq]

[moonwalkingforever]

[kvtnisseverdeen]

Album moodboards ± Michael's adult solo discography

[woman-becomer]

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

[cordic]

we gave your drink an infection

[mister-wood]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[maze-on-jars]

[lilitdior]

Lea Seydoux by Greg Williams for Hollywood Authentic, May 2026

[themakeupbrush]

Léa Seydoux at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival

[themakeupbrush]

Léa Seydoux at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival

[frontmansdefender]

Kehlani is so real for this

[ozzyzoid-42]

I love it when people criticize kirk for not stopping bones and spock fighting, like that's his favorite show?? Like god forbid a man wants to see the girls fight. (And maybe kiss thereafter)

[maikadmonroe]

Anthony Boyle as Jack Barak in Shardlake (2024) S1EP01

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[caustic-light]

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

[cryinmylatte]

(May 21, 2026, via Jafaar’s IG story)

Jafaar Jackson as Michael Jackson .✦ ݁˖

[heaven-seas]

♡— cutie patootie trio

[bigender2]

trying to find more songs for the playlist like a hunter and gatherer