ain't died young so i guess i'm no good

KS. 30. They/he. Queer. US. clowning about dnp: @dan-whoell occasionally thinking about hsm: @showyouhowiswing

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Gender is a performance and I have stage fright

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Does anyone else have a book they simply cannot beat? Just something about it makes it Unreadable no matter how many times you try? And you wont get rid of it or stop checking it out, always thinking surely this time I'll get through it. And then. It wins again.

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Anyway maybe this is the time i defeat Less by Andrew Sean Greer

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Does anyone else have a book they simply cannot beat? Just something about it makes it Unreadable no matter how many times you try? And you wont get rid of it or stop checking it out, always thinking surely this time I'll get through it. And then. It wins again.

[gmbencompetence]

Since people enjoyed them before, here are more of my “Frasier plays D&D” Tweets. 💜

[official-dnd-posts]

official dnd post

[lgbtculture]

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[star3synth]

hi tumblr staff very cool that you changed the like icon for pride month but can we stop banning trans people and Black people instead? thanks (*ಠ_ಠ)つ

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[nondelphic]

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Im hoping the twist is that this guy is lying and Caroline is his dead/missing/captive first wife. Because the alternative is he just sincerely really wants to fuck his dead mom

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

As your new wife (who looks suspiciously like your dead mom) no thanks I will not be wearing your mom's robe on our first night together. Simply not going to happen.

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Im also reading The Caretaker by Marcus Kliewer and I just watched The Boroughs I am at my limit on creepy house shit

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

I want to be introduced to a residence and think 'ah. this place seems normal and safe' and actually mean it

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Im hoping the twist is that this guy is lying and Caroline is his dead/missing/captive first wife. Because the alternative is he just sincerely really wants to fuck his dead mom

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

As your new wife (who looks suspiciously like your dead mom) no thanks I will not be wearing your mom's robe on our first night together. Simply not going to happen.

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Im also reading The Caretaker by Marcus Kliewer and I just watched The Boroughs I am at my limit on creepy house shit

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Im hoping the twist is that this guy is lying and Caroline is his dead/missing/captive first wife. Because the alternative is he just sincerely really wants to fuck his dead mom

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

As your new wife (who looks suspiciously like your dead mom) no thanks I will not be wearing your mom's robe on our first night together. Simply not going to happen.

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Im hoping the twist is that this guy is lying and Caroline is his dead/missing/captive first wife. Because the alternative is he just sincerely really wants to fuck his dead mom

[godflesh-deactivated20240624]

a little compilation

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Visit Original Link

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #589

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Remaining time: 15 hours 14 minutes

[thickness-protection-program]

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

[bludraws094]

i love fake plot holes

little inconsistencies that at first you assume "oh, the author must have fucked up", but then later on you realize that no, it was on purpose, they wanted you to think they fucked up but they hadnt

[masterboa]

related: when you think "this has Implications the author didn't think about" and then it turns out the author was thinking about them the whole time

[bludraws094]

you get me