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Gender is a performance and I have stage fright

#idk man im thinking about dumb shit because i had to wear a real bra and not a sports bra today #and OH BOY IS IT NOT OK #ks talks

infiniteseriesofhalfways

Knitting a sweater from a pattern in a language I don't speak. This is a good choice.

infiniteseriesofhalfways

This sounds sarcastic and it is but also it's not! It's very cool and very satisfying to figure this out, especially when it clicks. It's bottom up, entirely stockinette after the split ribbing, and Im like... two cm from splitting for the arms. So far but not at the actual complicated bit yet, but I think I would make another! Moral of the story is take risks and be adventurous. It's just yarn!

#i have yet to Do the german short rows but i have it translated/written out #it's miiiiiiles of stockinette in a black w/neon speckles‚ then a neon pink from the bust up #then im gonna do dark grey sleeves #i should post pics but that requires taking pics. maybe tomorrow #the pattern is the Barcelona sweater by Emilia Jensen #it's only available in swedish but it is free!#ks talks

Knitting a sweater from a pattern in a language I don't speak. This is a good choice.

#just me and knittingfool.com against the world #ive also never successfully knit a complete sweater. but i liiiiike this one #ks talks

turing-tested

L + ratio + i hope you blink before + i do i hope i never get sober + i hope when you think of me years down the line you can't think of one good thing to say + i i hope you die + i hope we both die

Why does the perspective make her look like a giant dog on a little couch

She's a normal sized dog i swear

#she's so cute i adore her #i took this a week or so ago? i was sending my sister a screenshot and noticed it in my camera roll #i was like. where tf is the shrimp that she looks large #i do remember the reason i took the photo: id gotten up for maaaaybe 30 seconds to grab something in another room #and there she was #she doesn't even sit on the couch like that. she jumps up for hugs and excitement but she does just Hang Out like she did the old couch #anyway perspective is weird #the shrimp #ks talks

ao3commentoftheday

Write that long fic. Those two plot points and a fetish will make a great 5+1. It'll be the best oneshot you ever wrote.

asynca

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

pmamtraveller

Textile art featuring a school of koi fish, by artist Lin Xia.

sneakysnek1123

Can we be nicer to people who are on the aro/ace spectrum who aren’t aroace please? Aroallos and alloaces and aplatonic folk and cupioromantics and those who want queerplatonic relationships and those who don’t and aros who date and aces who have sex and people who don’t fall on the “sex-favourable to sex-repulsed” line because they feel like it doesn’t describe them well enough and greyromantics and demisexuals and those in polycules and selfshipping communities and those who fight for aro/ace visibility and those who don’t and those who haven’t fully come to terms with their identity yet and this community is such a beautiful place can we see it beyond “uwu innocent aroace doesn’t know what sex is” please god I am begging you

gaybichon

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

#at all times i am thinking of Vini from the Peach Blossom series by Karmen Lee #ks has a book tag

For once Notify Me didnt fuck me and I got the audiobook day one. I so needed this win today

#honestly cant wait to knit and listen to this #ks has a book tag #ks talks

motherfuckingshakespeare

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.

heroineimages

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

lilyaceofdiamonds

I love it when linguistic charts put the translation of what they mean (ex: hear ye = listen up y'all)

It reminds me of the time my family was watching the Fellowship of the Ring and Gandalf is fighting the Balrog. When he went ‘Fly, you fools!’ my younger sister asked what that meant and instantly my dad replied ‘get goin’, stupid!’. Anyway, it makes me laugh every time.

trying-trying2lyk

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

64mpg

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

64mpg

the target audience of all of my posts is me

Anyway i am once again thinking of changing my url but this would come with a name change as well. Which is genuinely scary to think about

#like. it was something i came up with for a character and then used it for a game.#and the more i looked at the username/name being Representative Of Me the more i was like. hmmm.#but then. idk mannnnn #ks talks

AI diet app specifically marketed to neurodivergent people I am going to set something on fire

#'calorie deficit' kill yourself #tumblr ads #tumblr is a functioning website #ks talks

apolladay

do you dm your mutuals?

yes

no

no mutuals/i don't actually know any of my mutuals

nuance

Voting ended onJul 14

#i scared

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