Sanders sides has taken over my life. Help.

Artist// They/Them // ace and gay // Sanders sides for the most part// I have no idea what I am doing and I really need friends

[cr33pycookie]

this was funnier in my head

[noose-lion]

Dazai: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of it this time.

Chuuya, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

[skz-miroh-deactivated20220804]

Truly underrated trope

[dazaiskinnie]

*The ada and port mafia hanging out together*

Chuuya: Truth or dare?

Dazai: Truth.

Chuuya: I dare you to kiss me.

Dazai, already getting up and smirking: Shit alright then.

Atsushi: He didn’t even say dare???

[incorrectbungoustraydogs]

About to enter private property

Dazai: It says “no trespassing”, but I’m allergic to the rules.

Chuuya: And dairy.

Dazai: Wow. Okay. Just expose me.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Singed, about Jayce: He doesn’t deserve you. If he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone. 

Viktor: I'm gone.

Singed: Now go chop his dick off!

[liliscribbles]

“Jayce learning undercity lingo”  (this was a request I got and I had no clue what are some undercity slangs so they talk gen z instead im so sorry xd)

[incorrect-jayvik-quotes]

Jayce: I wanna tell a joke but I can only remember the punchline.

Viktor: What's the punchline?

Jayce: Tooth hurty.

Viktor: What's the best time to go to the dentist.

Jayce: You complete me.

[bokutosbeefcake]

Jayce: I will NOT be awkward today

Viktor: hi

Jayce: good, thanks

Sorry for the late post today :/

[nightlilly0110]

Jayce: What are you doing?!

Viktor: This came loose.

Jayce: WHAT CAME LOOSE?!

Viktor: *holds up his detached robotic arm* This.

Jayce: *high-pitched screaming*

[twothousandgrumpybees]

[threi]

Sleeping

[excessive-levels-of-lesbianism]

Jayce: Do you want to hear a chemistry joke?

Viktor: stares*

Jayce: Is that a no or-

Viktor: Were you expecting a... reaction?

Jayce: Marry me

[avoiding-the-parentals-deactiva]

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

[westfall-bebop]

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

[spooks-side]

I don’t have a crush on viktor

I want to be Viktor

Hand over your gender, fancy science man.

[incorrect-jayvik-quotes]

Jayce: Do you want to play 20 questions?

Viktor: Sure.

Viktor: Whats your favorite color?

Jayce, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

[thinking-reed]

Viktor: It's my milestone birthday!

Jayce: Milestone? You're 23.

Viktor: In the undercity, after 20 every year without a headstone is a milestone.