Call Me Cat

Looking to share this incorrect quotes account for Arcane and possibly other fandoms/shows. Hmu if you’re interested <3

[bokutosbeefcake]

Jayce: maybe I was wrong

Viktor: somebody get a camera

[bokutosbeefcake]

Vi: I’ll pick you up at 8

Jinx: okay!

*8:01*

Jinx: all a woman every does is lie

[bokutosbeefcake]

Someone: how do you deal with anxiety?

Viktor: I just let it fuck me up then I go to bed

[bokutosbeefcake]

Caitlyn: sorry I have great tits and correct opinions. As if it’s my fault

[bokutosbeefcake]

Jayce: I got arrested last night for being to handsome ;)

Viktor: and you got released this morning due to lack of evidence :|

[bokutosbeefcake]

Vi: this is a hard escape room

Jinx: it’s a family dinner

(This is definitely the dinner scene)

[bokutosbeefcake]

Mel: I’d say I’m a early bird

Jayce: I think I’m more of a night owl

Viktor: I’m sort of a permanently exhausted pigeon

[bokutosbeefcake]

Sevika: I never considered you a rival

Jinx: I never considered you at all

Sevika: well thats just hurtful

[bokutosbeefcake]

Jinx: I’m too young to die but too old to eat off the kids menu

Jinx: what a stupid age

[bokutosbeefcake]

Cashier: did you find everything okay?

Jayce, who spent three hours looking for chips: yes, thank you

[bokutosbeefcake]

Viktor: just because you’re hot doesn’t mean you’re better than us

Jayce: yes it literally does

[bokutosbeefcake]

Caitlyn: did it hurt?

Jinx: did what hurt?

Caitlyn: when you broke through the earths crust, rising from hell

[bokutosbeefcake]

Silco: how long have you been up?

Jinx: I got two hours of sleep on Friday

Silco: okay but that doesn’t answer my question

Silco: wait, you know it’s Monday, right?

[bokutosbeefcake]

Jinx, rolling down the window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Officer: um get the hell out of my car

[bokutosbeefcake]

Vi: mirror mirror in the wall, who’s the prettiest of them all?

Mirror: it’s you

Vi: WRONG it’s Caitlyn. Educate yourself

[bokutosbeefcake]

Someone: *is drowning*

Jinx: i would save them, but who am I to play god

[bokutosbeefcake]

Jayce: I like Viktor so much, but I’m awful at flirting

Mel: look here he comes! Try giving him a compliment

Jayce to Viktor: happy birthday!