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@infinity-quotes
Jesse: We have a problem.
Tulip: Let me guess, you caused it?
Grace: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Lake: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Simon: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Mikayla: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
I’m obsessed with the idea that The Present arc protags would be a friend group... That’s all I have too say
Tulip, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Simon: Hey.
Mikayla: Hi.
Jesse: Hello.
Grace: Hey!
Tulip: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Lake: We were out of Doritos
Tulip: Croissants: dropped
Jesse: Road: works ahead
Simon: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Lake: Shavacado: fre
Grace: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Mikayla:
Mikayla: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Tulip: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Tulip: Violently practices.
Lake: Violently studies.
Jesse: Violently sleeps.
Grace: Violently shoots pictures.
Mikayla: Violently boxes.
Simon: Violently murders people.
Jesse: Violently worries about the previous statement.
Lake: Just be yourself.
Tulip: Really? Lake, I have one day to win over Mikayla’s parents.
Tulip: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Grace: Couple of weeks.
Jesse: Six months.
Simon: Jury’s still out.
Tulip: See Lake? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!
Tulip: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Lake: The cow???
Tulip: What?
Jesse: Lake, W H Y?
Ryan: If Min-gi and I were drowning, who would you save?
Kez: You two can’t swim?
Min-gi: It’s a hypothetical question, Kez! who would you save?
Kez: my time and effort
*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Ryan, joking: Min-gi's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
Min-gi: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Min-gi: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!
Min-gi: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Kez: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Min-gi: YEAH, KEZ. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH KEZ. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Min-gi: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR
Ryan: *cackling*
Min-gi: YEAH, KEZ. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Min-gi: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Kez:
Ryan: Okaaay-
Kez: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Ryan: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Kez: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?
Min-gi: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Ryan I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Min-gi: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
Kez: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Min-gi, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...
Ryan: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Min-gi: You people already know too much about me.
Kez: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
Ryan: Hey Min-gi can I get a sip of your water?
Min-gi: It's not water.
Ryan: Vodka, I like your style!
Min-gi: It's vinegar.
Ryan: Wh-Wha-
Min-gi: It's vinegar, PUSSY
Ryan: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Min-gi: Okay.
Ryan: And make out during the scary parts.
Min-gi: Th-
Min-gi: The scary parts.
Min-gi: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Ryan: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Min-gi:
Min-gi: Ryan, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Ryan: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Ryan: Top 30 reasons why Ryan is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Min-gi: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
Grace: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Simon: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Grace: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING HAZEL WITH ME
Tuba, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Grace: *Gently taps table*
Simon: *Taps back*
Hazel: What are they doing?
Tuba: Morse code.
Grace: *Aggressively taps table*
Simon: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Amelia: When I was little-
Tulip: i’m gonna stop you right there
Amelia: wha- why?!
Tulip: I already watched “When Dinosaurs Roamed The Earth”