Me in Nutshell. A nerdy nutshell.

I'm a nerd. I like childish things. Deal with it. Aging is mandatory. Maturing is optional. Also, I have a knack for warping and perverting everything I see. Which is fun. :-D

[studentlifeproblems]

[nursewithapurse]

lol this is exactly what this week has felt like

[anxietyproblem]

[gaxhar]

[rwoh]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[catchymemes]

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1345428060305289216

[ghost-cassette]

The funniest thing here is the inconsistent, half-hearted attempts at censoring his name

[ehlers-world-problems]

And the one that highlights it, instead.

[thesummoningdark]

And the leaving the icon uncensored like it isn’t clear who it is just from that

[chris-evans]

send a raven

[thetomska]

tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin

[sociopathgoingtohell-deactivate]

I need to be able to reblog that

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

goals

[apocalypsegay]

this is where the resident evil vampire milf sleeps

[suppermariobroth]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[studentlifeproblems]

[thebestofsara]

See more of Sara

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months, 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view* 

candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!! 

[whereforeartthougender]

Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.

So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.

Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!

Perry: *platypus noise*

Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.

[obsidiancreates]

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

[lazygravez]

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

[ancient1]

Luke: Is it true that you can shoot fire from your hands?

Din: Say what??

Luke: Grogu told me you could do that

Din: Oooh, no he misunderstood that, I actually have flamethrowers in my wrist armor

Luke: Oh yeah, that makes more sense. Then I guess he also exaggerated when he said you got yourself eaten by a dragon

Din:

[omghotmemes]

Hearing about the $600 stimulus check

[katelynnwrites]

i genuinely don’t understand where they were going with bo katan having an issue with taking the dark saber from din. like she didn’t have a problem taking it from sabine. she didnt have to kill sabine so why do they suddenly decide she needs to kill din? not to mention how utterly disrespectful this is to rebels to ignore such an important detail and change it just to suit them.

[granteddrop]

NOTE: I didn’t write the joke- it’s based on @vampirefunkmetal​ ‘s very good post that you can read [here] !!

[la-criatura]