ObsidianCreates

Favored nickname is Sid! This is a real mish-mash blog, no theme to be seen lol. Any pronouns are good by me but I do like Xey/Xem and Xe/Xir the most lol. I mostly reblog and do fanfic, on here it's tagged "My Attempts At Fanfic" but I also have an AO3 under the same username. I also do makeup under a "Sid Does Makeup" tag. :D

[obsidiancreates]

Enjoy this picture of Pineapple

[nitewrighter]

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

[nitewrighter]

I actually want to thank the diabetics coming on this post like "actually it genuinely is a great treatment for diabetes and it hasn't affected my mood or my enjoyment of food. The real issue is it's getting abused as a weight loss drug which also makes it scarce and more expensive for those who can genuinely benefit from it." Kind of reminds me of the time my brother got permission from our family psychiatrist to try my ADHD medication and his reaction to it was "what the fuck are you on. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING. YOU'RE ON THIS EVERY DAY!?!"

Body chemistry! It makes a big difference in how your body processes a drug! What can be genuinely helpful for some folks is The Curse of the Black Pearl for others!

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[aro-throughyourchest]

[obsidiancreates]

I think I'm possessed by Ed. Obsessed with Oswald, looks great in green, glass-cutting cheekbones, short semi-curly light brown hair that looks pretty nerdy slicked back, glasses, turns out I'm fucking awesome at coming up with my own riddles which I didn't know until I started writing him for fics, filled with rage, filled with whimsy. Tall.

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[polarity-disturbed]

Ryland Grace and his popularity as a character feels like such an important step in repairing the cultural tsunami left by the long running trope of every genius character needing to be an insufferable asshole to everyone in a ten mile radios about it.

[polarity-disturbed]

Conversely, Eva Stratt is doing wonders for repairing and inspiring a appreciation for commanding women with dubious moral convictions who are fully willing to bend laws for the greater good without hesitation.

[polarity-disturbed]

And together they are doing brilliant things by not kissing or hooking up even once.

[talvin-muircastle]

[gryffindorcls]

Wow, I did not see that coming.

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[lesbianshepard]

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

[obsidiancreates]

S3 AU where after The Founder's Dinner Oswald actually. Gets informed about who the fuck Jervis is and what he can do. And through a series of decisions Jim ends up as Oswald’s private security whenever Zsasz is away (so quite frequently), not because Oswald needs it but so Oswald can actually keep up to date on all this shit because Jim is always involved somehow.

One night this turns into Oswald drinking his sorrows about Ed and Isabella away and Jim joining him just for the top-shelf liquor and excuse not to go back to his empty sad little apartment. This becomes a regular occurrence, and Ed is noticeably irritated about Oswald and Jim's... increasing closeness. Oswald understands, Jim got Ed thrown into that hellhole of an asylum, but god, he just doesn't have anyone else. Ed is mad but not making any efforts to spend more time with Oswald, still cutting their cut together short constantly for Isabella.

One night, well... Jim and Oswald are both lonely, in love with people who don't love them back, and... they just need a release. It's a kiss, and then heavy making out, no further but Ed comes in the next morning and finds a disheveled half-undressed Jim Gordon asleep on the couch (THE couch, no less!) reeking of alcohol. And finding Oswald in a similar, slightly more dignified state upstairs in his bed almost has Ed killing Gordon then and there if not for the pressing matter of getting Oswald sobered up for the day, completely throwing off the schedule.

Then it happens again, and again, and again. What starts as Jim and Oswald just drunkenly letting off steam escalates into something more genuinely romantic, and Ed is seething watching it but STILL doesn't get why and decides it's because of Jim being his enemy and that this is a betrayal worth killing over.

Unsure yet how the rest plays out... I got stuck gleefully ruminating on the Jealous But Emotionally Unaware Ed Suffering While Oswald Is In A Happy Relationship. Could go wither Gobblepot or Nygmobblepot endgame...

[obsidiancreates]

I have a bold statement- despite Oswald's vampire aesthetics his personality is very Werewolf-coded. He's always lunging at people like an attack dog, he's always tense and shaking like something bigger and scarier is trying to claw it's way out of him, he has a veneer of civility covering a feral and bloodthirsty inside...

And if you go with softer depictions of werewolves there's the sheer loyalty he shows even after being kicked to Gordon and Ed repeatedly, the intense and seemingly unconditional love he experiences once he does decide to trust someone even if he lashes out in moments, the protective nature he tends to develop for people he cares about...

I'm not even a werewolf girlie, I way prefer vampires, but Oswald is very werewolf to me.

[obsidiancreates]

Is there any scientific basis behind my cramps always being way worse during the day or am I a werewolf

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and actually improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[lucifers-favorite-child]

I do think people really whittle down Simon's relationship with Eden either by making him a total believer or a total nonbeliever.

Simon didn’t choose Eden but none of us choose our homeland. It is his great trauma and great comfort. His tattoo is a scar but when he sees it carved into the ship, sees proof that one of his people lived and died there, he stops to stare. The comfort of rhe pendant; he doesn't hesitate to wear it. When it breaks, it's both his fracturing mental state and his fractured belief. He prays to the same mother who put a knife in his hands. One day the people on Mars's space station turred around and their home was gone and they spent the rest of their lives trying to find some kind of meaning in the lack. How many parents do you think sent their children to war because they wanted them to die fighting for something instead of by starving? How Simon fought his brothers because he wanted to live and they didn't?

god loves you but not enough to save you