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BUT WHY
"We exist to learn interesting things. And you, sweetie, are interesting."
"ђм."
Shadowhand Fact #1
When we latch our claws in, we don't let go.
« ♞ » Hue and cry against her high presence fancied him for a short while before he gave it some thought and dropped the idea lazily. Such fiasco in fingers can only balance itself so far and to the hunter’s case, it appears that it will fall off eventually and if it does he will just kick it with his shoe like the uncaring man he is. She might want to consider setting up an epitaph after this if he had the power to bust her brains out like he used to yet with his vulnerability in effect, he can only raise his head as to not surrender to her wickedness.
And her not having the feathers necessary to fly did not go severely and underwhelmingly unnoticed. Though ephemeral, the pace of events did not irritate him any less as his expression is probably at its lowest point already and to push further will not make any sense nor will it emphasize what’s already neatly emphasized. He’s been in situations where such badinage placed itself unwelcomed, like a third party ruining a grand wed of two birds who forgot its wings but decided to fall still. Her behavior proved to be functionary in a way that Zero’s been used to dealing with and although purebloods were all the same in his eyes there’s no denying that all of them possess a condescending personality which gladly matches the ability they monstrously own. Even though the woman spat out many words than the vampire could count, he remained silent for a moment, waiting for her to state the real deal of their talk. While he doesn’t mind beating around the bush, it only depends on who he’s engaging with and there’s no way to evade the fact that the present one hadn’t been that pleasant.
"No." The answer was brief and precise — signifying disgustingly so that he has no time to waste with the likes of her.
"Ahahahahaha...wait, that's it? Aww....honestly. You're no fun at all, dear. Isn't your kind typically a lot more receptive and open to talk about these kinds of things? I've been with a ton of vampires before who were more extravagant than you, aren't you a little ashamed, ђм?" However she had known what species he was, Blight clearly wasn't about to reveal. Obviously, at this point, she was just having fun teasing him about his tight-lippedness. It was as if his reaction and answer to her request went completely over her head; perhaps that didn't matter as much as how he was going to respond? The woman was a creature of learning, something that always sought new things, new people, new pieces to add to her collection. No doubt people's words and reactions were just as valuable to her as the physical gifts they could offer.
Giving an exaggerated shrug, she shook her head, black hair swaying side to side as if it were some beautiful creature moving its tendrils. "You know what, you've got to be more open about the things you do. I mean, you've got all the time in the world to do them, right? You've gotta stretch out your boundaries a bit, expand your curiosity. You look like the kind of person who stares at the sunset with a straight face and makes solid promises to schoolgirls, then comes to rescue them on a white horse when they're in trouble. Isn't that a bit too much of a trope, ђм?" Chuckling as if to some unsaid joke, she gave yet another shrug. "Oh, well. You've gotta really hate people like me if you're giving that kind of reaction. Or maybe you just don't like older women? That's no good either, you've gotta be open for conversation, ђм!"
She was acting more like a mother now than a scientist. It was almost as if her personalities didn't exist at all, and were all melting together in a cacophony of tones, phrases, and gestures. Whoever she was, she was a disturbance in reality itself, something that should exist in this world. And yet, here she was, chuckling away at this quiet young man she had taken an interest in.
✞╯ℛℯᎮℯᏁᎢ……………………………………………..♥ ”E—UGH!!! Whoa, man thats absolutely disgusting!! What use am I on a cold table with my guts every damn way. Fuck, if this isn’t about having sex I’m not the least bit interested. Not to mention I ain’t letting you any where NEAR my damn body.
"Ha, ha. I'm teasing. I find it enjoyable to see various people's reactions when I ask. If you say no, no it is, ђм."
It's a shame, though...
"Come to think of it, you're quite a promiscuous Angel, aren't you? Your kind was quite a bit different from where I hail…actually, I'd be willing to say, they were the complete opposite. Most of them didn't even have faces to make expressions with. Some would probably call meeting you 'refreshing,' Ms. Panty, ђм."
✞╯ℛℯᎮℯᏁᎢ……………………………………………..♥ ”You sure say hmm a lot.
” Yo. Hold up there. Scalpels and Tweezers? Where the fuck do you plan on putting them?”
"It's a speech habit, you could say. I can't help but make this sound when I finish a phrase. Is it that conspicuous, ђм?"
"….I should have guessed. Listen, we're not talking about intercourse here. When I say I want to find out what it's like inside of you, I'm talking about cutting you open and pulling you apart…just as any normal person would be interested in doing, right, ђм?"
✞╯ℛℯᎮℯᏁᎢ……………………………………………..♥ ”Oh? We’re really soft and angelic inside~… All nice and wet… And tight.”
"…Tight, you say? Yes, you do have quite a thin frame. No doubt you'll need to pack everything close together in order to fit it insid--ђм."
"…………Hmm. I get the strange idea that we're misunderstanding each other. Perchance, in your understanding of what it's like inside one of you, would you think of using scalpels and tweezers, ђм?"
✞╯ℛℯᎮℯᏁᎢ……………………………………………..♥ ”Yeah I’ve got wings, I’m a damn Angel after all. Panty is the name. And fucking is the game. But I gotta say you sound weird as fuck. The hells your name?”
"An…Angel, you say? My name…I've had a ton. Just call me Blight, ђм."
Cut her open.
"But you know…I've never…been in an Angel before. Just the thought is enough to make me hunger…I need to know…haha, this trembling sensation, now I really need to find out what it's like inside, ђм."
I want to...
✞╯ℛℯᎮℯᏁᎢ……………………………………………..♥ ”Aren’t you a walking hot mess. Kinda weird that you know I ain’t human since I haven’t been flying around these parts. Wanna tell me your secret?”
"Humans have a distinct scent. No, rather, a distinct appearance. No, rather, they carry themselves a distinct way. Actually, I'm just making this all up. It's hard to say, all I know is that I've learned to tell humans from other kinds of creatures, ђм."
"You normally fly? Don't tell me you're going to sprout wings….ђм."
I want to…cut them off. Cut them off and study them.
"Some may ask me if I am a man, ђм."
"Some may ask me if I am a woman, ђм."
"To both, I say the same thing…."
"How dare you address me, ђм?"
✞╯ℛℯᎮℯᏁᎢ……………………………………………..♥ ”How are you mother fuckers tonight?””
"Quite a mouth on this one, isn't there, ђм!"
"You've a curious aura emanating from you. You're not human at all, are you, ђм?"
⇜✧ Well at least she seemed to be amusing the woman judging by how often she’d laughed so far. Jennifer didn’t know whether to be offended or what, honestly. It was a good thing that she didn’t mind Blight, otherwise, the brunette would have bid her goodbyes already. There was something about the taller woman that drew Jennifer in. Maybe it was the laughter itself, or the fact that Blight seemed to know so much—much more than Jennifer did—whatever it was, Jennifer had decided to stay put until the conversation ended naturally.
❝I guess I could agree with you there.❞
Still, she’s wondering exactly how Blight would change her shape. Jennifer had met a shapeshifter before, but it had been brief and they had only been able to transform into beasts. Never another human.
❝I’ve never been the curious type, though.❞
"That's the truest shame. Are you afraid, I wonder? You know what they say, 'curiosity killed the cat,' and whatnot? It's an intimidating thing, to be curious, it is. After all you're tossing yourself into the unknown without knowing what weapons you need to fight it…"
With that, the woman raised her hand, and her gloved fingers slowly stretched out, literally. The fingertips became long and pointed claws, each miniature appendage about 9 inches long. It looked less like a hand now and more like a weapon someone would use for slicing their prey to bits.
And then, as quickly as they appeared, the claws retracted, turning into normal fingers once more. Blight flashed a sweet smile.
"Indeed, curiosity killed the cat…but satisfaction brought it back, is that not the proper ending to the rhyme? Once you learn something, it sticks with you, becomes you. It's not death, it's a new life in that pretty head of yours, ђм!"
"I think it might be more how pale you are. The dark hair doesn’t really help, just makes you look… paler.” She’d almost said ‘pasty’ (dangit, Cake!) but defected instead, and squints at the ‘explanation’, before nodding her head in understanding. She knows a bit about beings being ‘made’— after all, a good portion of the Candy Kingdom are Prince Gumball’s creations. "Oh- so like… were you made to be someone’s assistant or something?”
"Unfortunately, it's the one thing I can't change. My coloration, that is. It's programmed into my body, no, rather, hardwired in. It's impossible to 'fix,' but then again, it's not much of a problem to begin with, ђм."
She sounded almost amused as she spoke, tapping her head with a finger. It was true, Blight was a shapeshifter of almost terrifying ability and effectiveness, but It was never able to change the fact that It always wound up as a pale figure with black hair. Oh well. Maybe It could pass it off as being stylish?
"Yes, I think it would be accurate to say that all of my kind was. We were little more than tools for those above us. Hehe, but that time is over now. Being the only one left, I now fulfill the directive of thousands of my kind. But, that's fine, isn't it, sweetie? After all, it means I can learn and learn and learn, forever and ever. 50,000 years and I'm still not full, ђм!"
"Well of course my friend! Of course! You make so much more sense than these people who get all up in arms about ‘the sanctity of a body’ and ‘giving the dead peace’ and whatnot"
"Why, I am sure that many more diseases would be cured if people weren’t so hoity toity about autopsies!"
"Not only that, but many diseases have been cured by it, many things have been discovered from it, so many things have happened because we've been able to look inside and pull out and understand and see. Without those abilities, everything is slowed. My, but so many do not understand that, and are so stingy, ђм."
"Oh, well. Just take it without permission if they're so stubborn, I suppose. By the way, you wouldn't happen to mind if I grabbed yours when you were done with it, would you, ђм?"
"I agree, many people are prudes here, a corpse is a corpse; a body with no life left in it"
"What is there to care about? It is not like you’re going to hurt it, it’s nerves are dead"
"Exactly, my friend, exactly! If it's nothing, then what better use to put it to than for science, for the common interest? Everyone can learn from it, nobody's hurt by it. It's the best solution for everyone, ђм!"
"Well, even if your intention isn’t to kill them, who’s to say it can’t happen? Something’s bound to go wrong at some point! One second, they’re walking backwards, the next, they trip because they can’t see where they’re going and hit their head or land on something sharp! Then how would you feel?"
"Sorry, but I don’t plan on going anywhere near any dead bodies. And I have plenty of walks, but I’m still bored! I thought cities were supposed to be interesting.”
"Well, I wouldn't feel anything in particular, not being burdened with something so tedious as emotion, but I guess that's beyond the point here, isn't it, ђм?"
"There's the library, and there's a lovely botanical district...not to mention all the restaurants. You couldn't have possibly tried everything available to you yet, could you? That's impossible for a human, typically. Maybe you could try the shopping district. I'd say the city here is quite interesting in comparison to some others, ђм."
« ♞ » It appears that the want to get away from this as much as possible quickly faded as there’s really no hope in it anymore. Despite making it clear that he was not in the mood to play with her tricks and tools, his words of protest no longer reached the wretched woman before him and she can only think of getting what she desired in which Zero have no idea what it is. There are a lot of options, ranging from information to the most useless theory. He hopes this will also benefit him in some way or another, even a little bit is just fine than suffering on the entirety of the conversation with her laugh violently ringing against his irritated ears and nothing else than that. Kinda equivalent to slow and painful death.
He feels nothing. Perhaps agitated or something worse than that. Anyhow, it doesn’t really concern her. “Just dispatch with the main meal. No need to begin this with your well-played introductions and such. We both know you’re not here to just mess with the peaceful mood I’ve been dying to maintain.” Did she just refer to him as a pet? Did she just seriously? There’s a certain limit that a stranger can only hope to pass and proceed to and she’s surely reaching and getting over it effortlessly, not batting a single eyelash. She’s pretty odd, he’ll give her that. "How do you? It’s annoying, obviously. What else are you expecting me to say? That I enjoy being abducted by freaks and living in a place where I know nothing?"
Despite the man's seeming tension with the situation, the woman just smiled and waved it away with a hand, all too cheerful for the mood. With swaying, almost too elegant movements, she approached him, the very image of a queen in her domain. That image was very quickly broken, however (or perhaps the word is 'subverted?') when, upon getting close, she leaned forward and smiled with an expression one would expect of a schoolgirl or a friendly restaurant worker. "Aw, sweetheart. You know what? You're sounding like a really old man right now, what with your dismissal of drama and excitement. You've gotta ask for some spice sometimes, right, ђм?"
With that, she giggled and shook her head, leaning back again. "Oh, no, I'm not talking about this lovely thing that they set us up with, although that is great too. We know nothing, which means everything is available to learn, right? So much opportunity, so much time for study and cramming stuff into your head....ahh, it's a paradise, ђм!" For a second there, she looked a bit out of it, then focused the young man with yet another mischievous gaze. Now she didn't look like a queen or a schoolgirl, but rather like a demon playing with her food. "Actually, darling, I wanted to ask for some help with some...personal interests. And for that, I'm looking for something precious that people will have to give me a bit of help with. You look like the kind of person who could make a real difference in this study, you know...? Hey, how do you feel about giving up a bit of...precious bodily fluid, ђм?" And then, the mood seem to get completely serious.
"How about it? For the pursuit of science, would you be willing to offer a few drops of blood, ђм?"